00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 (laughing)
00:13 - She's running it right in my nose.
00:23 - Eight years ago.
00:26 Eight years ago.
00:27 (laughing)
00:29 (laughing)
00:31 (laughing)
00:33 (laughing)
00:36 (laughing)
00:38 (laughing)
00:40 ♫ Happy birthday to you
01:02 (laughing)
01:04 - And shoplifters take all the Nike,
01:07 but forget to unlock the door.
01:10 (laughing)
01:23 (laughing)
01:26 - Hey stop daddy, stop.
01:27 - Blackies.
01:43 (laughing)
01:48 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:53 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:55 (laughing)
02:04 - I can't do this.
02:14 (laughing)
02:21 I can't do anything, can I?
02:23 (laughing)
02:26 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
02:30 - The pizza's about to fall, the pizza's about to fall.
02:38 The pizza is about to fall, ma'am.
02:41 The pizza, the pizza, the pizza.
02:44 (upbeat music)
02:48 (upbeat music)
02:50 (upbeat music)
02:53 (upbeat music)
02:55 (upbeat music)
02:58 - I got my oil changed today.
03:23 - Today?
03:24 - Yeah.
03:25 - You're gonna have to do that for another month.
03:26 You're not due for another month.
03:27 - How do you know that?
03:29 - Because I took your car last time.
03:31 - Why is it $500 to get your oil changed?
03:34 - 500?
03:35 - Yeah.
03:36 - Where did you go?
03:37 - Is that not right?
03:38 - $500?
03:39 - Yeah.
03:40 - You just got your oil changed?
03:41 - Yeah.
03:42 - Where, do you have a receipt?
03:43 - No, total spent a thousand because they had me do
03:46 like the premium air for my tires.
03:48 - Premium air?
03:50 - Yeah.
03:51 - Okay, did I get ripped off? - Premium air?
03:54 - Did I get ripped off or something?
03:56 - Premium air.
03:58 - Yeah.
03:58 (speaking in foreign language)
04:08 - Grandma, I love you.
04:12 - I love you too.
04:13 - Mother, I love you.
04:16 - I love you too.
04:18 - Mom, I love you.
04:20 - I love you too.
04:21 - Grandma, I love you.
04:24 - Thank you.
04:25 - Hi, I'm Mark the Magpie Man
04:30 and I don't get screwed by magpies.
04:32 (whistling)
04:34 Oh, get out of town.
04:43 What?
04:44 (laughing)
04:46 Mark, what?
04:47 You've got to be kidding me.
04:53 (laughing)
04:56 Well, a dream come true.
04:57 Pranking Steven.
04:59 (screaming)
05:13 (beep)
05:18 Jesus.
05:19 (upbeat music)
05:23 (beeping)
05:25 I put a speaker in my friend's trunk
05:27 and played honking sounds.
05:29 (honking)
05:30 - What was that?
05:31 (honking)
05:33 Bro, are they seriously honking at me?
05:35 I'm literally doing nothing wrong and I'm the only car.
05:38 Like, what am I doing?
05:40 (honking)
05:45 It's a red light, what do you want from me?
05:48 Oh my God, I'm literally three seconds away
05:50 from just like, I'm gonna knock that guy out.
05:53 (honking)
05:58 What's good?
05:59 - Carl, Carl, it's a joke.
06:00 Carl, it's a joke.
06:01 (screaming)
06:06 - Almost forgot.
06:08 (upbeat music)
06:11, (laughing)
06:17 (beeping)
06:20 (honking)
06:22 (laughing)
06:24 (honking)
06:26 (laughing)
06:29 (laughing)
06:31 (laughing)
06:33 (laughing)
06:35 (laughing)
06:38 (gasping)
06:56 - No.
06:56 - No.
06:57 - No.
06:58 (laughing)
07:03 (laughing)
07:06 (gasping)
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