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Alien Cake is an animated short film by Orr Pinely | dG1fRnp3RXhDNnpxTDA
Transcript
00:00 Once upon a time, many years ago, there was a person who lived in a small town the size of 17
00:08 acres. His name was Handroffily. Handroffily liked to bake cakes and sell them to many people. None
00:16 of them knew the secret ingredient of these cakes was an alien from the Harlepur species. One day,
00:24 Handroffily didn't realize that he is selling one of his cakes to an alien from the Harlepur
00:31 species. The alien kidnapped Handroffily and brought him to the city of aliens from the
00:38 Harlepur species and the green alien named Dragan. "Help, weird alien! What do you want from me?"
00:46 "You're selling cakes and the secret ingredient of these cakes is my species. At least make them
00:53 taste nice. Also, we want to sell cakes made out of humans." "I will give you a human's hand in
01:01 return for you to release me. What do you say?" "Let me think about that. No!" "Aw, man!" The
01:08 queen decided to put Handroffily inside a dragonfly, which is a huge mutated dinosaur
01:16 which turns whatever it touches into gas. "Listen, Victor, what I'm about to do here is-" "Yes,
01:22 queen." "Victor, you will not say no to my commands." "But I was agreeing with you." "Oh,
01:28 really? All right, so here's the thing. What I want you to do is to take the human creature
01:32 and the dragonfly now." The queen demands you put Handroffily into the dragonfly. The aliens put
01:41 Handroffily into the dragonfly. "No! Take me out of here!"
01:55 "Donuts! Move out of my way before I eat you!" "Do you want to duel?" "You know what? Let's do it."
02:10 "Fight!" They fight a giant's battle. No one gives up. At the end,
02:15 Handroffily holds the dragonfly by his neck with his muscled arms and says, "Dragonfly,
02:22 I understand why they call you a dragonfly because you're gonna fly the hell out of here."
02:31 "Why is there a huge donut with arms with muscles and a unicorn's horn?"
02:36 "Let go of me!" "Shit! Hmm, I have an idea.
02:53 I'm human." "Handroffily! Hey, shithead! Yeah, yeah, you fuck! Look at how the tables have turned!"
03:05 "No!"
03:19 (upbeat music)
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