00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - This is Craig Tittle.
00:04 - Thanks, doll.
00:05 - And this is Trevor Brock.
00:07 - You have a good day.
00:09 ♪ My cock is fucking massive ♪
00:11 ♪ It always leaves the ladies sore ♪
00:14 ♪ The money just keeps rolling in ♪
00:16 ♪ The good times never stop ♪
00:18 ♪ There's never been a man like me ♪
00:20 ♪ And I'll always be on top ♪
00:23 - Craig Tittle, Trevor Brock, my two top salesmen.
00:26 You two motherfuckers look like y'all could be twins.
00:29 - Like we actually look very dissimilar.
00:31 (upbeat music)
00:34 - The only thing I have from the dad I never knew is
00:37 - Half of a locket.
00:39 - We must be brothers.
00:41 - Not just brothers, Trevor, twins.
00:43 - Wow, we're twins.
00:44 We're fucking identical twins.
00:47 - If mom and dad got married again,
00:48 then we'd have a real family.
00:50 - What if we trick them into getting back together?
00:54 - What are you doing here?
00:56 - Oh, the twins.
00:57 (upbeat music)
01:00 ♪ Y'all are just servants ♪
01:00 ♪ This is my palace built, they brick by brick ♪
01:02 ♪ So get in a line, drop on your knees ♪
01:03 ♪ And suck my fucking dick ♪
01:05 - Should I open another bottle?
01:07 - I know it's our second, but we're not Baptists.
01:10 - Should we drown them in the bathtub
01:12 in the old fashioned way?
01:13 - Y'all fucked up.
01:14 - I'm gay.
01:16 Queer is a $3 bill and just as thin.
01:19 ♪ Life's a fucking hand job ♪
01:21 ♪ And I only play to win ♪
01:24 - Oh, God.
01:26 (upbeat music)
01:28 - Wow, a lady boss.
01:35 I guess it really is the year that it is.
01:38 - I'm so sorry, did you say sewer boys?
01:43 - Disgusting.
01:45 - They're not disgusting, they're gay culture.
01:48 (upbeat music)
01:51 (upbeat music)
01:54 (whooshing)
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