00:00 *sonnerie de téléphone*
00:02 *bruit de porte*
00:02 *bruit de porte*
00:03 Excuse me, is this the principal's office?
00:05 Come in Jason.
00:06 I am not Jason, I am Jason's father.
00:08 Jason, take off the mustache.
00:10 We meet again old friend.
00:13 *musique épique*
00:16 We're the mystery team.
00:17 My name's Jason, the master of the sky.
00:19 I'm Duncan, the boy genius.
00:21 And I'm Charlie, the strongest kid in town.
00:23 *coup de feu*
00:23 OUCH!
00:24 All we need is one big case
00:26 before people start respecting us again.
00:28 Like they did when we were seven.
00:30 People respect us.
00:32 FUCK YOURSELVES!
00:33 Faggots.
00:34 Hi, are you the mystery team?
00:36 What can we do for you ma'am?
00:37 Just fill out this form real quick.
00:39 Can you find out who killed my parents?
00:41 *bruit de pas*
00:45 *musique épique*
00:48 *musique épique*
00:50 The mystery team doesn't solve murders.
00:51 Are you kidding?
00:52 What does it say on our sign?
00:54 We'll also work for Fruit Roll-Ups.
00:56 The other sign.
00:58 *musique épique*
01:00 Cops have to follow the rules.
01:02 We only have to follow our own rules.
01:04 Find the clues, solve the case,
01:06 no comic books in bed.
01:08 We need a rest.
01:09 *bruit de pas*
01:11 We are mature and legitimate detectives.
01:13 What the hell is that smell?
01:15 I drank dog urine.
01:17 *musique épique*
01:19 Did we lose him?
01:20 Keep running!
01:21 *coup de feu*
01:22 *bruit de pas*
01:23 Oh dude, did you fuck this bread?
01:25 Hi, we'd like to buy some cocaine.
01:27 200 for an 8 ball.
01:28 Do we need 8?
01:30 You know, let's treat ourselves.
01:32 You're right, let's get 8 balls.
01:34 Yeah, looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us.
01:36 Now, do we have to sign something?
01:38 *cris*
01:39 That's real detective stuff!
01:41 You're not a real detective!
01:42 I'm finishing this case.
01:44 *musique épique*
01:46 Hey, you guys wanna get dry fucked?
01:48 No, we're okay.
01:49 Yeah, we're good.
01:50 *musique épique*
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