00:00 I never understood why people say you can't have it all.
00:03 You just have to perfectly balance career, friendships, and romance.
00:07 Well, what do you think?
00:10 That's not a good date, Elf.
00:11 I'm pretty sure that guy's not good.
00:13 Maybe if you date with Elf and John on New Year's Eve.
00:16 You need to work 80 hours a week and be amazing at your job.
00:19 Spinning, do you guys know what that is?
00:21 Okay, okay, okay.
00:22 Make sure you're always available for your friends and save plenty of time for love.
00:27 Because you never know, it might be right around the corner.
00:30 Your life is not a romantic comedy.
00:31 I shouldn't do this.
00:32 I have a date with someone boring and perfect.
00:33 You can tell him all about this.
00:34 He'll be a good conversation starter.
00:35 I'm basically a vegetarian.
00:36 I eat eggs and fish and hamburgers.
00:37 Never steak.
00:38 You gotta draw the line somewhere.
00:39 Not everyone can do this.
00:40 It takes a certain type of woman to make being this perfect look this-
00:41 Ow!
00:42 What the-
00:42 I'm a vegetarian.
00:43 I eat eggs and fish and hamburgers.
00:44 You can tell him all about this.
00:45 He'll be a good conversation starter.
00:46 I'm basically a vegetarian.
00:47 I eat eggs and fish and hamburgers.
00:48 You can tell him all about this.
00:49 I'm a vegetarian.
00:50 I eat eggs and fish and hamburgers.
00:51 You can tell him all about this.
00:52 I'm a vegetarian.
00:53 I eat eggs and fish and hamburgers.
00:54 You can tell him all about this.
00:55 I'm a vegetarian.
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