00:00 (silence)
00:02 (phone ringing)
00:07 - Could the ugly, untalented gays
00:09 please report to the principal's office?
00:11 - Guess that's you guys.
00:13 (upbeat music)
00:14 - Tonight is our night.
00:15 - We're not gonna be sexy little high schoolers forever.
00:17 - You can say hi to Isabel.
00:18 - I'm Josie, by the way.
00:19 Good evening.
00:20 - I'm gonna talk to Brittany.
00:22 - I am loving the holes in your pants.
00:24 - You look like a little Dutch boy.
00:27 - Thank you.
00:27 ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪
00:29 - I'm gonna expel you both for committing a crime
00:32 against Jeff.
00:33 - Get out of the car.
00:34 - You can't tell me what to do.
00:35 - Get out of the freaking car.
00:36 (tires screeching)
00:39 - We were just practicing for a self-defense club.
00:43 - So like a fight club?
00:45 - Yes.
00:45 - What's your plan here?
00:47 - Jeff is psychotic and they're picking
00:49 on the weak and defenseless.
00:51 - So?
00:52 - We teach a bunch of girls how to defend themselves.
00:53 They are grateful to us.
00:55 - Adrenaline is flowing.
00:56 Next thing you know,
00:57 Isabel and Brittany are kissing us on the mouth.
00:59 - We were wondering if you wanted to be
01:02 our women's club advisor.
01:04 - I'll sign off on your period club.
01:07 - Amazing.
01:08 - What?
01:09 (upbeat music)
01:11 - Welcome to our fight club.
01:12 - Josie is gonna start by showing you all
01:14 how to throw a solid punch.
01:15 (thudding)
01:16 (grunting)
01:19 ♪ So I'm here to take that crown ♪
01:20 ♪ Make a move and ♪
01:21 - Punching each other makes girls weirdly horny.
01:24 - I want that trophy.
01:26 ♪ Coming up ♪
01:28 ♪ Coming up ♪
01:30 - To have a safe space like this,
01:31 it means a lot to people.
01:32 - I'm gonna finally reverse stalk my stalker.
01:35 - Yeah.
01:36 - I'll be able to kill my stepdad.
01:38 - Awesome. - Okay.
01:39 (upbeat music)
01:40 - It seems so supportive of women,
01:42 especially the hot ones.
01:43 Man-made therapy.
01:44 ♪ Coming up ♪
01:46 - Are you cheating on me?
01:48 - One time with your sister,
01:50 just once, three, four times.
01:52 No, I would never cheat on you again.
01:54 - We're getting revenge.
01:55 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
01:58 - We are literally at the bottom.
02:00 We have nowhere to go but up.
02:01 - Your club is over.
02:05 - They deserve a shot at showing everybody what they learned.
02:09 - I really value when people use violence for me.
02:12 It's actually one of my love languages.
02:14 (dramatic music)
02:15 ♪ I want that, I want that, I want that ♪
02:18 ♪ I want that trophy ♪
02:20 - Man, I knew women were evil.
02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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