00:00 What if our world wasn't the only one where existence is absurd?
00:06 Please refer to the danger menu for tips on how not to die.
00:10 If your seat is in the peril row, you must help us take the machine apart.
00:14 Your reward is more leg room.
00:16 One jitter liquid, please.
00:18 Would you like to jitter for one, two, or five hours?
00:21 Describe your current level of activity.
00:23 90% below average.
00:26 Give me that mild poison!
00:28 One, two, three!
00:30 I'll let you two talk while I go over here and pretend not to listen.
00:35 Ah, irony. Is that irony?
00:37 I'm never sure.
00:38 This is the adventure we live for!
00:42 Tiny trash.
00:44 The bad moments will pass.
00:46 Even the good moments will pass.
00:48 That's what our existence is all about.
00:50 Ow! You licked me inside the mouth.
00:53 This is disgusting. And it's perfect!
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