00:00 I want a very quiet conversation.
00:03 You can only talk if you're holding my fish.
00:07 Can I say I'm sorry very to everyone in my bedroom?
00:12 -Ah, don't worry about it. -That's OK.
00:14 I'm too sorry I gave Julian the business
00:16 and he spent all the money.
00:18 And I'm too sorry we lost the office
00:21 and now my stairs is an office.
00:23 But I make mistake because I'm old
00:26 and my brain is going like a rock.
00:30 Is there any quiet and sweet questions?
00:34 Thank you.
00:35 That's Dad's fish. Oh, did he ask you?
00:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole fish, yeah.
00:39 Is it OK to ask if we're likely to be paid in the coming months?
00:42 OK.
00:44 I cannot pay any money to anyone
00:47 until we find landlords and free office.
00:51 Huh? What, actually? No pay?
00:54 You don't like this?
00:56 Oh, I'd definitely quit. Definitely.
00:59 Imagine if I didn't quit. No money.
01:01 You think I'm having a meeting with a fish for jokes?
01:04 Scarra's my... This is your family business.
01:07 You can't quit.
01:09 Why are you lot not quitting? This guy's got a kid on the way.
01:11 What are you going to do, just eat Chris in the dad's bedroom?
01:13 -What are you going to feed the ute? -Chris.
01:15 Psst, get another job, bruv.
01:16 Oh, my God, Stuffy, do you think that Bambos
01:18 would let you cut his again, that Mr Cheeky Hair?
01:21 Cos Stuffy used to be a cutting barber.
01:24 Oh, my God. Can you give me floor length?
01:26 I'm not going back to Mr Cheeky.
01:29 Do I look like a barber? I'm wearing a grey suit.
01:32 I'm a dad on the way, letting agent.
01:34 Nah, none of you are letting agents now.
01:36 You lot do bop all.
01:38 Has any single one of you put your gob on the line
01:40 to get one of the landlords back?
01:41 No. For me, sadly, well, I can't quit
01:44 because I believe in Carol Collins.
01:47 And I think she will support her child.
01:49 So, you know, I just, I can't...
01:51 Sorry, I'm going to support this child, see you.
01:54 Stuffy, you're a dad and you need the money.
01:57 Listen to Carol and help with the landlords.
01:59 I do want to make money.
02:00 Well, you don't think I want this kid to stand a chance?
02:02 I want him to stand a chance as well.
02:05 What do I have to do, talk to a landlord?
02:06 I'll talk to a landlord. I can make money. I want to provide.
02:08 Al, you can do it with me. Go on.
02:10 What are we doing, sorry?
02:11 We're going to get in my car
02:12 and we're going to talk to a landlord.
02:15 Let's do it.
02:16 Let's do it.
02:17 Gotcha!
02:31 OK, one car found.
02:35 OK, so landlord.
02:37 Landlord.
02:39 God.
02:43 Do we know what they do for work and how to talk to them,
02:46 how to get in touch with them?
02:48 I don't know. It's tricky.
02:50 That's bad. That's bad.
02:53 It's a tough one.
02:54 I'm a bit worried I'm not going to be able to provide for my child now.
03:01 But that's not true, innit?
03:02 Do you know what I mean? I'm smart behaviour.
03:04 You know, people who are smart make money.
03:07 That's what I always say.
03:08 Come on, man. Do you know that of me?
03:10 I know that of you, absolutely. That's for sure.
03:12 Yeah, OK.
03:14 A bit more.
03:15 I mean, you're very energetic.
03:18 You know, we saw that.
03:19 Very energetic guy.
03:20 And, yeah, all energetic people are intellectual, wealthy fathers.
03:28 Doctor, doctor, we got a dictionary in the car.
03:31 And bring a nurse, cos he's seriously cool.
03:34 That's kind of you, but I'm not.
03:35 But you, you are the cool one.
03:37 I mean, Sophie was saying you used to be a barber.
03:39 I didn't know that. That's amazing.
03:41 Mr Cheeky, yeah.
03:42 But I got fired from there cos my cousin Bambo saw me touch someone's back with...
03:46 It's a blade and cut their backside.
03:49 What?
03:50 Yeah, I don't know.
03:51 I could go park time there.
03:54 Do you know what I mean?
03:55 If it's just park time, I could go.
03:57 But do you think your cousin wouldn't hire you if he fired you before?
04:00 Excuse the way, he'll take one look at you when I walk into Mr Cheeky with him
04:04 and he'll know I've grown up.
04:05 So am I coming with you for this?
04:07 Oh, hundred, hundred, hundred.
04:11 (tires screech)
04:12 And the director, he looks at me and then he goes,
04:19 "Just don't say anything, because your character is dead."
04:23 It was an incredible experience.
04:25 (speaking in foreign language)
04:27 He comes in my shop, no dance for his cousin.
04:30 What, you want to dance?
04:31 Come on now.
04:32 I'll give you a dance.
04:33 (speaking in foreign language)
04:35 Bring him a small coke, yeah?
04:37 So what are you doing here? You want a cut?
04:38 No, no, no.
04:39 Your hair's quite shit, isn't it? Look at this.
04:41 Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
04:42 There's a lot of it, but it really doesn't know in its place.
04:44 (speaking in foreign language)
04:46 Go, go, go. Don't make you laugh. Don't make you laugh.
04:48 Thanks very much.
04:50 I'm Coke. Out.
04:52 God, the place looks real, man.
04:54 Remember our memories of just this?
04:56 Do you remember we used to be like that together, man?
04:58 Yeah, we were in the club.
04:59 It's mad.
05:00 But honestly, yeah, I just snuck by to see how you are and how's business
05:05 and then quickly ask you something else about park time.
05:08 You do know I'm in Greek films now, innit?
05:10 He's kidding.
05:11 I'm looking at myself, asking where we're going.
05:13 Is he kidding?
05:14 No, it's very impressive.
05:16 I'm dividing my time between here and Cyprus now
05:18 because the acting work out there is mental mega.
05:21 In fact, I'm going out there in two weeks
05:23 literally to do a film about a wooden woman.
05:25 Damn, it feels good to have that hot metal between my fist again, man.
05:29 I missed it. I did miss it.
05:31 Honestly, I found myself sometimes just thinking,
05:33 "Where did they all go?"
05:35 Sometimes at night, I literally found myself going like this with my leg.
05:39 Sizzlers, this guy's funny, isn't he?
05:41 He's got the jokes, doesn't he?
05:42 So when can I start my shift?
05:44 Shift? A shift here?
05:46 Here for a job.
05:47 No, no, no, don't do that to me, please. Come on, man.
05:50 No, no, yeah, please, just park time.
05:51 No, no, no.
05:52 Park time, that's what I want. Park time, park time.
05:53 He put the souffle fingers back on his back, giving him a number 40.
05:58 Don't bring up panning his back, man.
05:59 I changed his back's life.
06:00 I get that. I deal with that. I've grown from that.
06:02 I've been growing and growing and growing since that.
06:05 But you've got a job letting flats in here, Michael Eagle.
06:08 Have you done more fires? Is that what it is?
06:10 No, no, no, no, no fires.
06:11 Michael Eagle is going blister, man.
06:13 I just need five or more quid or two for my son, for my child, man.
06:16 Come on, Al, tell him how grown up I am now.
06:18 Oh, he's honestly 20, 29.
06:20 20, 29. Come on, let me prove myself.
06:22 Would you let him cut your hair?
06:24 My head hair?
06:26 Oh, I'm not sure about that.
06:28 Winter's around the corner, and I don't want to lose this insulation, so...
06:31 [laughs]
06:33 [laughs]
06:35 [no dialogue]
06:38 [no dialogue]
06:41 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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