00:00 Yo, come on y'all. Let's get the goods.
00:03 [crash]
00:04 [screaming]
00:05 Yo!
00:06 [screaming]
00:07 What?
00:08 [screaming]
00:09 What the? Y'all some little tortoises, huh?
00:10 Look at you.
00:11 Y'all adorable, man.
00:13 Bad burning. Got some turtles on the payroll.
00:15 No, we don't work for Bernie. We're here to find you.
00:18 I can't believe there are other mutants like us.
00:21 This is wild. I mean, this is crazy.
00:24 Like, let me guess.
00:25 Fifteen years ago, right?
00:27 Some sludge was dumped in the sewer, and y'all came from that.
00:30 Well, we prefer the term "ooze," but yeah.
00:32 It's like more, like, it's just nicer.
00:34 It rolls off the tongue better, yeah.
00:36 Ooze.
00:37 It's nice, right?
00:38 Ooze. I like that. I like ooze.
00:41 So look, look, look. That same ooze made me, okay?
00:45 My dad, Baxter Stockman, he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby.
00:50 So technically, we cousins.
00:53 [excited exclamations]
00:54 Cousins! Cousins!
00:57 I've always wanted a cousin.
00:59 Well, look at you now. You got a butt.
01:01 (explosion)
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