00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - All right, we're here on the really cool 14th hole
00:13 at Wicopa, Wicopa, Saguaro Course.
00:16 Par five, about 500 yards.
00:17 What we got here is a double fairway.
00:19 You got kind of a wash, desert-y situation up the middle.
00:23 You got a left fairway, you got a right fairway.
00:24 Right fairway's tighter.
00:25 Left fairway's a little more wide open,
00:27 but obviously the better angle's up the right.
00:28 So we do here what anybody would do,
00:30 is we aim up the middle
00:31 and hope you just do what we always do, which is miss.
00:34 If you happen to hit a great one up the middle,
00:36 that's just unfortunate.
00:37 What's not unfortunate are these shorts.
00:38 These are the Peter Millar Salem Performance Short.
00:43 These buppies got two-way stretch.
00:44 They're insanely light.
00:46 It's 119 degrees today.
00:48 These are insanely light.
00:49 They got a bunch of great colors and they're stylish.
00:52 So the fact that they make these light in the hot weather,
00:55 perfect, beautiful shorts that also look good
00:57 that are also breathable, it's as good as it gets.
00:59 PeterMillar.com/FordPlay.
01:01 Check out the full line.
01:02 We're way out here in the desert,
01:03 so we got all kinds of wild creatures being mean to us.
01:05 But yeah, aim up the middle and just hope you miss.
01:07 That's the goal here.
01:08 Right up the middle.
01:14 Get a little left, please.
01:16 Soft, now soft.
01:17 Soft.
01:19 Yeah!
01:20 Just hung on the left side up there.
01:24 That's a pretty good spot, gang.
01:26 I don't really have what it takes to get there.
01:28 Not the biggest hitter in the world.
01:30 That was a little smother.
01:32 It didn't really fly.
01:32 So I'm gonna hit a layup
01:34 to what should be inside 100 yards or so
01:39 and try to wedge it close.
01:43 Number one handicap holder, by the way.
01:45 Lot of danger out there.
01:46 There's a bunker over there, folks.
01:53 Yeah.
01:56 Pushed it.
01:57 What the hell am I gonna do?
01:59 Try to hit that?
02:00 I got a crazy idea, yeah.
02:01 I'm gonna try to hit it onto that grass spot.
02:03 Lefty like this.
02:05 You ready for this?
02:08 If I take an unplayable, I'm gonna be in this shit anyway.
02:11 So I think I can lefty hockey it
02:14 somewhere near that grassy knoll.
02:16 If it gets onto it, it'd be pretty diabolical.
02:18 You ready?
02:19 I think I gotta have a pretty good swing here.
02:22 (dramatic music)
02:25 Okay.
02:28 Okay.
02:30 Let's make a bushy par here.
02:32 For you, Bush.
02:34 104, uphill for show.
02:37 I got a wedge.
02:39 Always plays longer.
02:40 (ball thuds)
02:45 All right.
02:52 I think we're okay with that.
02:54 After the Bush incident,
02:57 Great Bush incident of 2023,
03:02 I think we're okay.
03:03 Harlock, by the way, it is eight something in the morning.
03:08 It's already well over 100 degrees here in Arizona.
03:12 And I will say, with these Piedmont Salem shorts on,
03:16 my legs, this part of my leg is actually cold.
03:19 It's like there's somebody put a bucket of ice in here.
03:22 They're like cold, cool, feel amazing.
03:24 It's like ACs in here.
03:25 It's unbelievable technology.
03:26 pmlr.com/foreplay.
03:28 Okay, a little mystery.
03:43 Thought that was gonna snap a ruski.
03:45 Hardest hole on the course.
03:46 It's a net par for me.
03:48 A net par, not bad.
03:50 Weird one, but beautiful.
03:52 This hole from back here,
03:53 if you come stand over here, Bush,
03:55 and you talk to me in this direction like this,
03:57 unbelievable view out here, this place.
03:59 Those are the Four Peaks Mountains out there, that way.
04:02 Four Peaks up there.
04:04 Weekly Paso Aguaro course.
04:05 I've done a bunch on this course 'cause I love it.
04:07 It's one of my favorites in Arizona.
04:08 Probably my favorite actual golf course in Arizona.
04:10 And yeah, the Bush screwed me for making a net birdie,
04:14 but we made a net par.
04:15 It was totally fine.
04:16 pmlr.com/foreplay.
04:18 Go check out the Salem Performance Short Two-Way Stretch.
04:21 So thin that I feel a little naked,
04:24 almost inappropriately naked and cool for a hot day.
04:28 But that's the Week of Paso Aguaro 14th hole.
04:30 (whooshing)
04:32 (thudding)
04:34 - Four!
04:35 (dramatic music)
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