00:00 Okay, when I woke up this morning, I did not expect to be here doing this again.
00:04 I used to love the Great Boardwalk Showdown.
00:07 Maybe I loved it a little too much.
00:09 All I cared about was if I won.
00:12 But today is about us.
00:15 Taylor, you've shown up for me over and over again this year.
00:18 And now I'm showing up for you.
00:20 And Sky, I know we just met, and you probably think we're all way too competitive.
00:25 But our team wouldn't be where we are without you.
00:28 When Conrad chose his team, he thought they had it in the bag.
00:31 But we've proven them wrong.
00:33 And whether we win or lose, we are worthy of that giant bag.
00:37 Oh, you can be as inspirational as you want, Belly.
00:40 We're still going to kick your ass.
00:42 You're going down.
00:43 Thank you, sir.
00:44 All right.
00:45 I don't know about you guys.
00:48 Oh, I want this one.
00:49 But I feel the need.
00:51 The need for speed!
00:53 Let's go!
00:54 Drivers, start your engines!
00:58 First team with all their cars past the finish line wins.
01:02 It's on you, Mark.
01:04 Get set.
01:05 Go!
01:09 Go, go, go!
01:10 Yeah!
01:11 What?
01:12 You're going down!
01:14 [MUSIC - "THE FLAGS ARE DOWN"]
01:15 (SINGING) Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
01:17 Their prowess is potent and secretly stern.
01:19 As they speed through the finish, the flags go down.
01:22 I'm coming for you, Billy!
01:24 The arena is empty--
01:25 Go, Joe!
01:26 Go, Joe!
01:27 --except for one man still driving and striving as fast as he can.
01:30 Whoa!
01:31 Whoa!
01:32 I'm catching up.
01:33 Come on up.
01:34 He got this in the bag.
01:35 (SINGING) But he's driving and striving,
01:36 got to be the first.
01:37 I'm thinking of someone for whom he still burns.
01:39 Come on.
01:40 Where is he?
01:41 (SINGING) He's going the distance.
01:43 Yeah!
01:44 (SINGING) He's going full speed.
01:47 She's all alone.
01:48 All alone!
01:49 (SINGING) All alone, all alone, all alone.
01:52 You're going down!
01:54 Watch your back!
01:55 He's my [BLEEP] dad, bro!
01:57 I'm trying!
01:58 Technically, you can merge into the car if you wait.
02:00 Right here.
02:01 Inside turn, right here.
02:02 Inside turn.
02:03 Go, go, go, go, go, go!
02:04 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
02:07 [BLEEP]
02:08 Oh, no!
02:11 No!
02:12 [MUSIC - "THE FLAGS ARE DOWN"]
02:14 (SINGING) He's going the distance.
02:16 He's going the distance.
02:18 Go!
02:19 No!
02:20 Oh, my god!
02:22 Oh, my god!
02:24 Oh, my god!
02:25 [LAUGHTER]
02:27 [MUSIC - "THE FLAGS ARE DOWN"]
02:30 Get ready to pay up, Belly.
02:33 You know, I think that's why our mom banned us from playing.
02:36 I could pay.
02:37 I mean, I made a ton of money shorting Bitcoin, so.
02:40 You are one of the most interesting people I've ever met.
02:43 [MUSIC - "THE FLAGS ARE DOWN"]
02:46 [SIGHS]
02:48 How you doing, Cinderbelly?
02:49 I mean, is it weird for me to be having
02:51 an existential crisis about this?
02:54 Am I good enough for our volleyball team
02:56 if I can't even win boardwalk games?
02:59 No, we need you on the team because you
03:01 lost the boardwalk games.
03:03 I mean, we have a great team, but that doesn't mean
03:05 that we're going to win every game.
03:06 We need somebody that's going to, like, lead us win or lose.
03:09 Or tie.
03:10 Well, we don't tie.
03:11 Yeah, [BLEEP] ties.
03:14 No, but seriously, you made us both the best
03:17 versions of ourselves.
03:18 That's what a leader does.
03:19 Coach would be insane not to give you your captaincy
03:21 back this year.
03:22 She's right, you know.
03:24 I mean, like, a couple hours ago,
03:25 the idea of participating, let alone competing in games,
03:28 was quite literally hell.
03:31 Against all odds, I've kind of had a great day
03:33 getting to know my cousins.
03:34 So you're good at this.
03:36 You're a natural boss.
03:39 [CLEARS THROAT]
03:40 Sorry to interrupt.
03:41 Is it time?
03:42 It is time.
03:43 The Tower of Terror awaits.
03:45 I'm going to go get you a barf bag.
03:47 Yeah.
03:48 Come on.
03:50 Let's go.
03:53 Hey, no one said you had to do this alone.
03:58 I can keep you company if you want me to.
04:02 The key is just to not think about it.
04:05 Let's go.
04:06 Come on.
04:07 You got this.
04:08 You've done it before.
04:09 I know.
04:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:13 [SCREAMING]
04:23 All right.
04:34 Now or never, I guess.
04:35 Butterflies.
04:36 I guess so.
04:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:50 (upbeat music)
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