The Machine | Not a Documentary - Bert Kreischer - video Dailymotion

ids, accurate. Wife, accurate. Behavior, very accurate. ✅ Buy #TheMACHINEmovie now on Digital! bit.ly/TheMACHINEmovie

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00:00 Wow

00:01 23 years ago. I

00:03 Should take more pictures of my dick

00:05 The advantage of having Burt in the movie because he lived the actual story that it's based on he knows what it feels like to

00:11 Be caught up in this over-the-top crime story. Let me tell the story. This is based on the story

00:16 It's not gonna be this isn't a documentary. There's gonna be times where we have to play with reality

00:21 We have to change what happened to service the story, but everything with my daughters is pretty accurate

00:25 He's never called Tad a seaworker. She's never acted like a seaworker. My wife was pretty accurate

00:29 I'm gonna grab it. There you go. Thanks

00:32 Everything about how I behave I would definitely let myself get kidnapped by the Russian mafia without

00:37 Doubt and I wouldn't ask any questions

00:39 I'd get on a plane and I'd let them poke my tits with a gun all of that is very spot-on to my character

00:45 You have kids very disturbing

00:50 You

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