00:00 Hey, I'm Maitreyi and we are playing To All The Boys Devi's Loved.
00:04 Most likely to leave Devi at the altar.
00:10 Ethan, you can probably forget the time.
00:14 Most likely to date Maitreyi in real life.
00:17 Ooh, I wouldn't go for it, Des. Mama's boy. Ben's too rude.
00:23 That's so bad. I just said Ethan for the last one.
00:27 I'm gonna say Ethan for this one too.
00:30 No, I think it'd actually be Paxton. To be honest, yeah, I'm living with it. Okay, Paxton.
00:35 Most likely to dine and dash.
00:38 That's also criminal, that goes to Ethan.
00:41 Most likely to be able to handle spicy food.
00:43 I think Des, just because of South Asian food, but like Paxton's Japanese could kick in.
00:51 It's definitely not Ben. It's not Ben. It's not Mr. White Boy. Sorry.
00:56 I feel like he'd have an IBS problem, to be honest.
00:58 Yeah, he's got like dietary conditions.
01:01 Most likely to hit on Devi's cousin.
01:04 All of them, come less too ridiculously hot. All of them, put them all under the bus.
01:11 Most likely to ghost Devi.
01:13 Ben. Oh, wait, Des does. Well, like Ben like ghosts her, but then so does Des, so Ben and Des.
01:21 Devi needs other love interests.
01:23 She does. She does. I've been saying. Okay, I continue.
01:27 Most likely to cheat on Devi.
01:28 That's a toss up between Ethan and Des again. No, not Des. Des wouldn't. Ethan.
01:36 Yeah, Ethan. We kind of almost did, so.
01:39 Most likely to break Devi's heart.
01:42 All of them, except I guess honestly, the one who broke her heart the least because
01:50 she cared the least was Ethan. But then the rest of them, yeah, they all broke her heart at one point.
01:55 So.
01:56 Most likely to get along with Devi's mom.
01:57 Oh, not Paxton, not Ethan. Des, because like Nalini was most down for Des,
02:10 but then it would go to Ben after.
02:12 Most likely to have their celebrity crush be Mindy Kaling.
02:20 I'm just saying Ben's history of the women he's dated between Anissa and Devi.
02:28 That's all I'm going to say. Draw your conclusions here.
02:33 Most likely to sex Devi.
02:36 Like sexed? I was like, I didn't hear the T and I was like,
02:39 oh, you mean just like have sex with Devi? I think like almost all of them.
02:47 I feel like Ethan would be into some weird sh*t like that.
02:50 I'm just kidding, Ethan, all the weird ones. Criminal and weird things go to Ethan.
02:55 What would he say?
02:56 It'd be emojis. Yeah, that's what Gen Z are into.
03:00 Most likely to want to marry Devi when they're 18.
03:03 If Des' mom pressured him to get like married really quick, Des would do whatever his mom said.
03:15 I'm going to go with Des.
03:16 But his mom would never pick you?
03:18 No.
03:19 If Des' mom wasn't Des' mom, who would you have picked?
03:22 If Des' mom wasn't Des' mom, he'd find validation from someone else to listen to.
03:28 Just because the mom is out, you can't take the mom's boy out.
03:31 I'm not with it.
03:32 He didn't have his own spine.
03:35 She was dealing with trauma.
03:37 Sorry her dad's dead, dude.
03:39 Like what? I was rooting for Des, okay?
03:42 I like a brown man.
03:44 Oh my God, I almost fell off this chair.
03:46 I like a brown man and I was rooting for him.
03:49 We were all rooting for you.
03:50 It's fine, I actually don't care.
03:54 Real Tyra Banks vibes there.
03:55 No, truly, we were all rooting for you.
03:58 Most likely to choose his mother over Devi.
04:02 Yeah, Des would want to date his mom.
04:03 Like cheese.
04:05 Some Oedipus stuff.
04:08 It's weird.
04:09 Wow, you really threw him under the bus so hard.
04:11 No, I just, I was, I'm disappointed.
04:13 Like have your own spine, dude.
04:15 Oh, she pays my phone bills.
04:17 Like, okay, then get a job.
04:19 Okay, if you had to pick one of them to be your IRL baby daddy, who would it be?
04:24 For Devi?
04:25 For Devi and then for you.
04:26 None, she's a child.
04:29 Jesus Christ.
04:30 For Maitreyi, none.
04:32 What?
04:32 Devi and I could do so much better.
04:34 But I'll still date Paxton if I had to.
04:37 But here for a fun time, not a long time.
04:40 (upbeat music)
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