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00:00:02 -Alba Corner office, top floor.
00:00:04 -Mm-hmm, the penthouse suite.
00:00:05 -Welcome to the new Alpern home.
00:00:08 This is our foyer, sort of.
00:00:10 Foyer number three.
00:00:12 Fireplace.
00:00:13 Beautiful view of downtown.
00:00:16 Did you sketch-- did you get that?
00:00:17 Good.
00:00:19 -You thought of everything.
00:00:25 -I did, candles.
00:00:26 -Jennifer Alpern.
00:00:27 You are such a romantic.
00:00:29 -Jennifer, I just measured it.
00:00:30 We totally have room for a billiard table.
00:00:32 -Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:00:33 -Come on.
00:00:33 -No.
00:00:35 First of all, I am a pool shark.
00:00:37 You know I will kill you.
00:00:37 -You're a pool shark, but you don't play billiards.
00:00:39 -I can't believe you found that.
00:00:40 I put it in the garage in a tiny box in the corner.
00:00:44 -I was cold.
00:00:45 -Honey, you've had that sweater since college.
00:00:47 It's gross.
00:00:48 It has holes in it.
00:00:49 It smells like old beard.
00:00:51 -Come on, this is quality.
00:00:53 -Kevin, if you take off that sweater, I will make love to
00:00:57 you in every room in this house, starting right here.
00:01:03 -That's so itchy.
00:01:04 -Turn to your left 90 degrees.
00:01:08 Open your eyes.
00:01:10 -What is this?
00:01:11 -What do you think?
00:01:13 -What is it?
00:01:14 -Kiss me.
00:01:15 -Hi, I'm Jennifer Alpern.
00:01:21 -And I'm Kevin Alpern.
00:01:24 -And if you're watching this, then we're not here anymore.
00:01:27 -That sounds really dramatic.
00:01:28 I'm going to try it again.
00:01:30 Hi, I'm Jennifer.
00:01:31 This is Kevin, and we're here to tell you how we spent the
00:01:33 last four months of our lives.
00:01:35 -You probably already know this, but we both lost our
00:01:37 jobs about a year or so ago.
00:01:38 -Yeah, and things went downhill really fast.
00:01:42 -And then Jennifer had this brilliant idea.
00:01:44 -Yeah.
00:01:44 If we're going downhill anyway, why not be the masters
00:01:46 of our own fate and decide when and how
00:01:49 we're going to go under?
00:01:50 We have about $29,000 left in credit card lines to spend.
00:01:55 -Spend what we want when we want.
00:01:57 -Yeah.
00:01:57 Do all the things that we wanted to do, but now, due to
00:02:00 the circumstances, can't do.
00:02:03 So here we are, kind of documenting our
00:02:05 adventures for you.
00:02:07 Do you have anything else to say?
00:02:09 -No.
00:02:11 I do miss everyone.
00:02:13 Just know that we had a really great time these last few
00:02:15 months.
00:02:15 -Yeah.
00:02:16 Oh, and I love you, sis.
00:02:20 I know we haven't talked in a long time, but I just want you
00:02:23 to know I thought about you every day.
00:02:25 -I should probably shut it off now.
00:02:31 [MUSIC - THE CREDITS, "IT'S ALL LIES"]
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00:03:40 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:03:41 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:03:45 That bad, huh?
00:03:48 Can you say hell?
00:03:50 I don't even see what the point is.
00:03:52 Hundreds of us, hundreds, crammed into this little room.
00:03:55 The looks on everyone's faces just said it all.
00:03:57 Take me, I'll be your slave.
00:03:58 I'll work for next to nothing.
00:04:00 Pathetic.
00:04:01 You'll get it.
00:04:02 I can feel it.
00:04:03 No, I won't.
00:04:05 I didn't pass my CPI.
00:04:08 Your what?
00:04:09 Critical personality inventory exam.
00:04:12 It's an exam they invented to test whether your corporate
00:04:16 policy gels with you or your personality gels with them.
00:04:20 They test your big five, your consciousnessness, your
00:04:22 stability, your openness, your agreeableness,
00:04:24 your extroversion.
00:04:25 [PHONE RINGING]
00:04:29 Brian's totally in trouble.
00:04:31 He thinks his new girlfriend of two months is pregnant.
00:04:33 What would Brian do without your advice?
00:04:35 I am his best friend.
00:04:36 It seems like you're his only friend.
00:04:37 It's kind of my duty to be there for him.
00:04:39 He's going through a tough time.
00:04:41 Hello.
00:04:42 You're a good guy, Kevin.
00:04:45 You know, if you shut off your cell phone,
00:04:46 we could save 60 a month.
00:04:48 Never.
00:04:49 I'm that last link to my old life
00:04:50 when I was a mover and shaker.
00:04:51 Old habits die hard.
00:04:53 So what's for dinner?
00:05:00 Boston baked beans.
00:05:07 Oh, good.
00:05:07 I like beans.
00:05:08 Nothing more nutritious than beans.
00:05:10 They're low in protein.
00:05:12 Oh, I have a surprise.
00:05:14 Do we win the lotto?
00:05:15 Jackpot's up to $62.5 million.
00:05:17 No, close.
00:05:18 I just got my last unemployment check.
00:05:20 Oh, good.
00:05:21 Time to cut loose and celebrate.
00:05:22 No, it's time to make the money last.
00:05:25 There's always food stamps.
00:05:27 Or the place we donated the turkey.
00:05:28 The food bank.
00:05:29 Yeah.
00:05:30 Or maybe we'll get jobs.
00:05:32 I sent my resume to over 100 companies.
00:05:34 Something's got to give.
00:05:35 Maybe we should just go to the store.
00:05:37 No, let's order takeout.
00:05:38 No.
00:05:39 No, we can't.
00:05:40 Kevin, that's like over $20 plus a tip.
00:05:42 No.
00:05:43 We can just get cheese.
00:05:44 I can live without toppings, without pepperoni,
00:05:46 not mushrooms.
00:05:47 Mushrooms are a line in the sand.
00:05:48 That's non-negotiable.
00:05:49 Kevin, we only have $591.62 to last us
00:05:52 an infinite amount of time.
00:05:54 We're not getting takeout.
00:05:56 We're not going out to eat.
00:05:57 Oh, and there was a $0.50 off pack of--
00:06:02 12 pack of tuna?
00:06:03 Done.
00:06:05 I swore in college I would never eat ramen again.
00:06:08 I worked hard enough.
00:06:08 I need the good stuff.
00:06:10 Is there a reason why you torture us?
00:06:12 How's that?
00:06:13 You go on and on about how things used to be.
00:06:15 It's getting old.
00:06:17 I'm sorry.
00:06:17 I'm remembering a better period in our lives.
00:06:19 No, you're complaining.
00:06:21 You know, what you're complaining is my way
00:06:22 of remembering better times.
00:06:25 I'm not having this conversation again.
00:06:27 Oh, Brian again.
00:06:32 What would he do without your brotherly advice?
00:06:35 I have no idea.
00:06:45 Now, remember at Old Market, what we used to write,
00:06:47 choice of cheeses, like goat?
00:06:50 And not just goat, Kimber, Rockford.
00:06:53 You could choose what country it came from.
00:06:55 And then the region from that country--
00:06:56 You're done?
00:06:58 Sorry, I won't reminisce anymore.
00:07:00 I'm bad.
00:07:01 Hi, Mom.
00:07:02 Hi, dear.
00:07:03 How are the two of you doing?
00:07:04 Doing OK.
00:07:05 How's Kevin's job hunt progressing?
00:07:07 I don't know.
00:07:07 Let me ask him.
00:07:08 My mom wants to know how the job hunt's coming.
00:07:11 I hope you haven't given up.
00:07:13 Tell him, winners win.
00:07:15 My mom says don't give up.
00:07:16 Winners win.
00:07:17 I bet she does.
00:07:18 I just hope he's still looking.
00:07:20 Yeah, Mom, he's looking every day.
00:07:22 We both are.
00:07:24 It's just hard.
00:07:25 No one's hiring right now.
00:07:26 He needs to pound the pavement.
00:07:28 Mom, he is.
00:07:29 Are you both coming home for Thanksgiving?
00:07:31 Yes, we are coming home for Thanksgiving.
00:07:33 I just don't see why someone won't hire him.
00:07:36 He's such a smart boy.
00:07:39 Such a talented architect.
00:07:41 Mom, can I call you back?
00:07:43 OK.
00:07:46 You're silly.
00:07:47 Isn't that why you married me?
00:07:49 Maybe.
00:07:51 You made a mess.
00:07:52 I know.
00:07:53 We better go before they make us pay for it.
00:07:54 What is that anyway?
00:07:55 It's gelatin.
00:07:57 It's Mexican gelatin.
00:07:58 It's jalapeno gelatin with queso.
00:08:01 What else do we need?
00:08:02 I don't know.
00:08:03 I got the peanut butter and the beans.
00:08:05 You ready?
00:08:08 Tuna, good call.
00:08:09 You were so on it.
00:08:10 Your favorite.
00:08:12 Cilantro.
00:08:13 It's like knives.
00:08:18 I love cilantro.
00:08:19 I know.
00:08:20 And it makes me worry about you.
00:08:23 That maybe you are an android.
00:08:25 We had tears like streams they run.
00:08:29 Don't let sadness stop in the fun.
00:08:34 Why can't you let me go?
00:08:39 Honest love don't last at all.
00:08:48 Honest love just makes me crawl.
00:08:53 Honest love makes me go out of my mind.
00:08:59 Out of my mind.
00:09:01 You growing a beard?
00:09:08 My new plan is to shave every four days.
00:09:10 That way I can save on razors and shaving cream.
00:09:13 Do you know that each of those razors is like $2?
00:09:16 I never realized what a rip off was.
00:09:17 Yep.
00:09:19 Well, I think it's sexy.
00:09:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:23 Do you still love me?
00:09:31 Of course I do.
00:09:34 Then say it.
00:09:37 I don't have to say it.
00:09:38 I've never said it.
00:09:39 Would I still be with you if I didn't love you?
00:09:45 What choice would you have?
00:09:47 I could move out.
00:09:48 And go where?
00:09:49 I don't know.
00:09:50 The car?
00:09:52 That's my point.
00:09:53 I feel like we're together because we
00:09:57 have to be together, not because we want to be together.
00:09:59 Even when we had everything, I was still with you.
00:10:04 Then say it.
00:10:06 Look, you know I don't say it.
00:10:08 I just show it.
00:10:10 My mother always told my father she loved him.
00:10:12 And then they got divorced.
00:10:13 And then he married Marilyn, his trophy wife.
00:10:15 And it didn't matter they said it.
00:10:18 Well, if it means absolutely nothing, then just say it.
00:10:21 Why are we having this conversation now?
00:10:23 We're married.
00:10:23 Because it's important now, OK?
00:10:26 I just need it.
00:10:31 I love you, all right?
00:10:33 Yeah.
00:10:34 [PHONE RINGING]
00:10:36 Yeah.
00:10:41 [PHONE RINGING]
00:10:44 [PHONE RINGING]
00:10:47 Amazing how that guy can interrupt
00:10:52 every moment we have.
00:10:54 It's like he has relationship sabotage.
00:10:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:58 You know what? It's a nice day.
00:11:01 I'm going to walk home.
00:11:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:12 Are you mad at me?
00:11:14 No, I'm not mad.
00:11:15 Just sad, I guess.
00:11:18 Don't you think I'm sad too?
00:11:20 Not for the same reasons.
00:11:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:24 I miss driving our car.
00:11:29 I thought we weren't allowed to get nostalgia.
00:11:31 It sets back.
00:11:32 I'm allowed to be a little misty once in a while.
00:11:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:37 I kind of like it.
00:11:41 I mean, we used to drive everywhere.
00:11:42 We never got to see anything.
00:11:44 Really opens your eyes up.
00:11:45 Yeah.
00:11:46 I don't know if I want to see everything.
00:11:49 I like living my own ignorant little world.
00:11:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:54 I'm excited for sandwiches.
00:12:05 You have the keys?
00:12:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:12:09 [SQUELCHING]
00:12:13 You always were a terrific chef.
00:12:16 Oh, you're sweet.
00:12:17 And a bad liar.
00:12:19 [CHUCKLING]
00:12:21 Huh?
00:12:22 I thought we were saving that for a special occasion.
00:12:25 Well, you were.
00:12:27 We might be waiting a long time.
00:12:28 So--
00:12:29 [THUD]
00:12:30 [SQUELCHING]
00:12:31 What are we toasting to?
00:12:34 I don't know.
00:12:38 Let's try something.
00:12:40 During this entire meal, no one can say anything negative.
00:12:43 This is going to be a happy, pleasant meal.
00:12:45 Done.
00:12:46 And if whoever talks negatively loses
00:12:50 and has to do dishes for a week.
00:12:51 I'm going to make it two weeks.
00:12:53 Oh.
00:12:54 Three weeks.
00:12:55 A month.
00:12:55 Till spring.
00:12:57 Works for me.
00:12:58 [CHUCKLING]
00:13:00 You know, Kevin, I was thinking.
00:13:02 This meal out would have cost us $32 at least.
00:13:05 Mm.
00:13:05 Not to mention the drinks, which would have been at least $10.
00:13:07 Yeah.
00:13:08 So that's like $42 with tax and tip.
00:13:10 Maybe even $45.
00:13:11 And for what?
00:13:12 [CHUCKLING]
00:13:14 Bread that costs $0.10 a slice.
00:13:16 I mean, an $0.89 can of tuna, $0.02 worth of mayo.
00:13:20 That's like $0.50 a sandwich.
00:13:22 That's over a $32 savings.
00:13:25 I love tuna.
00:13:26 Add a little mayo, relish, celery.
00:13:28 It's foodie's paradise.
00:13:30 Where would we be without peanut butter and tuna fish?
00:13:33 Empires were built on these staples.
00:13:36 You lose.
00:13:37 How's that?
00:13:38 You were complaining.
00:13:39 Oh, I would like to repeal this ruling.
00:13:42 Do you like sex?
00:13:44 Oh, that's not fair.
00:13:45 You can't use sex as a bargaining chip.
00:13:47 Oh?
00:13:49 OK, maybe you can, but that's just not fair.
00:13:51 Mm.
00:13:52 OK.
00:13:54 Maybe I'll consider reducing your sentence to one
00:13:56 week if you work for it.
00:14:02 Tell me you love me.
00:14:04 Oh, we're back on that again.
00:14:06 No, we're not on it.
00:14:10 Well, then I only have one question for you.
00:14:12 Which type of dishwashing soap do you prefer?
00:14:15 Make sure you wash those really good.
00:14:17 Some grease and some love.
00:14:18 [PHONE RINGING]
00:14:19 [CHUCKLES]
00:14:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:23 Oh.
00:14:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:26 [PHONE RINGING]
00:14:28 Is it Brian?
00:14:29 Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:30 I can take some-- come on.
00:14:31 You are a troublemaker.
00:14:34 Looks like he's off the hook.
00:14:35 Hillary doesn't have a bun in the oven.
00:14:37 She dumped him.
00:14:38 Great, I'm so happy for him.
00:14:41 I won two tickets to Paris.
00:14:44 You mean virtual tickets?
00:14:46 My sorority nominated me to go, and I got a new pet.
00:14:50 Her name is Tattles.
00:14:51 She's coming with me.
00:14:53 Hm, is this your way of saying you want a cat?
00:14:55 Oh, I'm going to the south of France
00:14:58 with my new boyfriend, Henri.
00:15:01 Can I come too?
00:15:02 Dumb question, Jen.
00:15:04 What joy do you get in going to places that aren't real?
00:15:08 South of France is very real.
00:15:10 Not to us.
00:15:13 Not having this conversation.
00:15:16 You never want to talk about it.
00:15:17 Talk about what exactly?
00:15:21 Our situation.
00:15:23 Look, I was just reading in psychology.com,
00:15:25 if you talk about your problems and get them out in the open,
00:15:28 you're more apt to be a happier, healthier person
00:15:31 than holding it inside.
00:15:32 And that it's important for couples
00:15:34 to have tough conversations, even if it causes friction
00:15:37 between those you love.
00:15:39 Do you really believe any of that BS?
00:15:41 I mean, the individual who wrote that
00:15:43 is obviously under some deadline to generate content
00:15:46 so he doesn't lose his job and the life he worked so hard for
00:15:49 and end up like us.
00:15:50 That's exactly my point.
00:15:52 We're holding on to all this anger,
00:15:54 and it's making us depressed.
00:15:56 Holding things inside is not what's making me depressed.
00:16:01 It's living like this that's making me depressed.
00:16:03 It's-- well, we lost our house, and we can't even get jobs.
00:16:08 And I don't even think we could get arrested if we wanted to.
00:16:10 Oh, I could get arrested.
00:16:11 That wouldn't be tough.
00:16:13 See what I'm saying?
00:16:14 You said you wanted to have a serious conversation,
00:16:16 and you're just making jokes.
00:16:17 Well, what am I supposed to do?
00:16:18 Talk about it.
00:16:19 Maybe making jokes is my way of venting.
00:16:22 I think if I were to admit that our lives are going downhill,
00:16:25 I wouldn't be able to cope.
00:16:26 And now you're being defensive.
00:16:27 I'm not being defensive.
00:16:29 And I do want to talk about it.
00:16:31 No, you don't want to talk about it.
00:16:33 Because if you did want to talk about it, we'd talk about it.
00:16:38 OK, so talk about it now.
00:16:41 I can't just do it on command.
00:16:42 Where are you going?
00:16:49 Out.
00:16:51 Where is out exactly?
00:16:52 Jen, you're really going?
00:16:58 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:17:01 [GRUNTS]
00:17:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:08 [GRUNTS]
00:17:11 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:17:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:20 You're not going to jump, are you?
00:17:40 I miss all the fun we've been having.
00:17:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:48 I was thinking about it.
00:17:50 Can we go together?
00:17:56 Like a suicide pact?
00:17:59 Well, I wouldn't want to live without you.
00:18:03 You'd get over me.
00:18:05 On a bet?
00:18:05 Guess there's only one way to find out.
00:18:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:18:15 Think we'd die on impact or in the air?
00:18:17 We're not high enough to die midair.
00:18:19 It would be on the splat.
00:18:20 The splat?
00:18:22 Yeah, when we hit the concrete.
00:18:24 Is that like an official term?
00:18:26 No, I made it up.
00:18:28 That would be gross.
00:18:33 Yeah, bloody.
00:18:36 Body parts.
00:18:39 Everywhere.
00:18:40 Besides, I want an open casket.
00:18:43 If we end up, we're going to have to do it some other way.
00:18:46 Sleeping pills.
00:18:47 Not effective.
00:18:48 You always hear about people ending up in comas.
00:18:53 Gunshot to the temple.
00:18:55 To the temple or the mouth?
00:18:58 Because you might survive, and then you're
00:18:59 just a glorified vegetable.
00:19:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:08 [SIGHS]
00:19:11 I want chips and salsa.
00:19:15 That we can manage.
00:19:19 What would happen if you lived and I died?
00:19:29 Or the other way around.
00:19:31 If we go, we should make sure to go together.
00:19:35 Deal.
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00:21:06 Hey.
00:21:22 Hey.
00:21:25 I think I figured it out.
00:21:26 Yeah?
00:21:26 Yeah.
00:21:28 Remember that trip we wanted to take to Paris?
00:21:29 Uh-huh.
00:21:31 We take it.
00:21:33 We're going to do everything that we wanted to do.
00:21:35 We're going to eat when we want to eat.
00:21:36 We're going to do what we want to do.
00:21:38 Live high on the hog, no holds barred.
00:21:40 Sounds great.
00:21:41 We win the lottery?
00:21:43 Not exactly.
00:21:44 OK, listen.
00:21:46 We have $29,000 left on our cards.
00:21:50 We're going to spend it.
00:21:51 We're going to do all the things we want to do,
00:21:53 live the life we were supposed to live before this crap
00:21:56 happened to us, and we ended up here.
00:21:57 We're just going to enjoy ourselves.
00:21:59 OK.
00:22:00 I thought that we were saving the credit, though,
00:22:01 for when we actually ran out of money and needed to live.
00:22:05 We were.
00:22:06 But I made one small adjustment to the model.
00:22:10 The original plan would have only delayed the inevitable.
00:22:12 I mean, those cards would have bought us eight months,
00:22:13 10 months tops.
00:22:14 And I'm being generous.
00:22:15 I won't argue with you.
00:22:16 You're a financial guru.
00:22:18 So how do you pay it back?
00:22:20 We don't.
00:22:23 I'm confused.
00:22:24 We're not going to pay it back because we don't have to.
00:22:28 I'm missing something.
00:22:29 It's not like they're going to give us free money.
00:22:31 Actually, they kind of are.
00:22:33 Just hear me out, OK?
00:22:35 Just-- do you like your life the way it is now?
00:22:37 No.
00:22:38 No, but do you think it's going to get better?
00:22:40 I don't know.
00:22:40 It's not.
00:22:41 It won't.
00:22:42 I ran the numbers, OK?
00:22:43 We're not going to be out of debt until we're, like, over 55.
00:22:46 And that's if we can find work.
00:22:47 And that's the best case scenario.
00:22:48 Don't ask me about the worst.
00:22:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:22:53 There's no emotion in this, Kevin.
00:23:13 It's all facts.
00:23:15 This could be the only chance we have at the life
00:23:17 we wanted for ourselves.
00:23:19 Are you serious?
00:23:21 Yes, I'm serious.
00:23:24 I've never been more serious in my life.
00:23:26 This is crazy.
00:23:27 What's crazier?
00:23:29 Living a wonderful six months with the person you love,
00:23:32 or living a lifetime of toil and fear and--
00:23:36 I know what I'm going for.
00:23:41 Maybe we should think about this a little bit more.
00:23:43 I don't need to think about it anymore.
00:23:46 I've been thinking about it for months.
00:23:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:23:50 So you're just going to go ahead and do it,
00:23:52 whether I'm in or not?
00:23:54 I'm just telling you what I want for myself.
00:23:56 Maybe you should go see a therapist.
00:24:00 I don't need a therapist, Kevin.
00:24:03 A therapist isn't going to help our financial situation.
00:24:06 And it's easy for the doctor to say,
00:24:08 do you be content because he is going
00:24:09 to go home to his beautiful suburban home
00:24:11 with his white picket fence, which our health insurance
00:24:13 helps pay for, by the way.
00:24:15 And that's up at the end of the month.
00:24:18 So that's great.
00:24:20 I just think there has to be a better way.
00:24:24 You know, I'm miserable, too.
00:24:26 I hate what we're experiencing.
00:24:27 But I just--
00:24:28 I think there has to be some hope.
00:24:29 Hope is just a word that people use
00:24:34 so they don't have to deal with the cold, hard facts
00:24:37 of the situation.
00:24:39 Kevin, I--
00:24:44 It's the logical decision.
00:24:46 I can't, Jennifer.
00:24:49 Fine.
00:24:51 Great.
00:24:52 Then I'll leave you with half the credit cards, OK?
00:24:54 You'll have a little less than four months left.
00:24:57 Where are you going?
00:24:58 Out.
00:24:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:03 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:25:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:07 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:25:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:40 How'd I know I could find you here?
00:25:44 I splurged.
00:25:45 Caramel macchiato, $3.75.
00:25:49 Sometimes you gotta live.
00:25:50 Can we go to Vegas?
00:26:00 We always had a blast there.
00:26:03 Does this mean you want to end it with me?
00:26:08 I don't know.
00:26:12 What don't you know?
00:26:14 I don't want to live the life that we planned without you.
00:26:16 I'd rather have six months with you
00:26:20 than spend a lifetime wondering what those last six
00:26:22 months would have been like.
00:26:23 I love you.
00:26:28 Even though we're going to off each other.
00:26:31 That sounds really weird.
00:26:35 How are we going to do it anyway?
00:26:37 Like, who goes first?
00:26:39 I don't-- we'll figure that out later.
00:26:41 Yeah, just a minor detail, huh?
00:26:43 So we're going to keep a video log
00:26:53 of what we're planning to do so our friends and family don't
00:26:56 think we decided to do this randomly.
00:26:58 I love how you have it all figured out.
00:27:00 Just doing what makes sense.
00:27:02 It's logical.
00:27:03 Finding what seems logical today.
00:27:06 Yeah.
00:27:07 Come on.
00:27:12 Is it on?
00:27:13 How do I know?
00:27:14 The red light needs to be flashing.
00:27:16 And we're recording.
00:27:18 OK.
00:27:20 Hi, I'm Jennifer Alpern.
00:27:22 And I'm Kevin Alpern.
00:27:24 And if you're watching this, then we're not here anymore.
00:27:28 That sounds dramatic.
00:27:29 I'm not sure I can--
00:27:31 hi, I'm Jennifer.
00:27:32 This is Kevin.
00:27:33 And we're here to tell you how we spent
00:27:35 the last four months of our lives.
00:27:37 You probably already know this, but we both lost
00:27:39 our jobs about a year or so ago.
00:27:40 Yeah, and things went downhill really fast.
00:27:43 But then Jennifer had this brilliant idea.
00:27:45 Yeah, if we're going downhill anyway,
00:27:47 why not be the masters of our fate
00:27:48 and decide when and how we go under?
00:27:51 We have about $29,000 left in credit card lines to spend.
00:27:55 Spend what we want when we want.
00:27:57 Yeah, do all the things we wanted to do,
00:27:58 but now, given the circumstances,
00:28:00 won't get a chance to.
00:28:02 So here we are, kind of documenting
00:28:04 our adventures for you.
00:28:06 You have anything else to say?
00:28:07 No.
00:28:10 I do miss everyone.
00:28:12 Just know that we had a really great time
00:28:13 these last few months.
00:28:14 Yeah.
00:28:15 Oh, and I love you, sis.
00:28:18 I know we haven't talked in a while,
00:28:20 but I just want you to know I thought about you every day.
00:28:22 We should probably shut it off now.
00:28:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:28:32 So now that we are free, we just
00:28:43 have to figure out what to do.
00:28:45 Uh-huh.
00:28:46 South of France.
00:28:47 Yes.
00:28:49 You just want to see the topless beaches again.
00:28:51 No, I appreciate French art.
00:28:52 Uh-huh, right.
00:28:54 Oh, your turn then.
00:28:56 Africa.
00:28:57 I've always wanted to see the lion
00:28:59 and its natural habitat.
00:28:59 Yeah, you have big bugs there.
00:29:01 That's not high on my list.
00:29:02 Come on.
00:29:03 Horse-drawn carriage ride through New York City?
00:29:06 That's touristy.
00:29:07 Oh, and going on safari isn't.
00:29:08 Come on.
00:29:09 African safari qualifies as exotic.
00:29:12 Carriage ride is generic.
00:29:14 All right, Mr. Travel Guide, what
00:29:15 is the ultimate experience you could think of doing
00:29:18 that we haven't thought of yet?
00:29:19 I want to stay on the space station.
00:29:21 Yeah, it's a little bit out of our budget.
00:29:24 OK.
00:29:25 Dodger tickets, box seats.
00:29:28 Yeah, we can do that.
00:29:31 Caribbean, British Virgin Islands.
00:29:34 I want to walk on the white sand,
00:29:37 and I just want to feel the sand in my hands,
00:29:39 and you and the sun, and just relax.
00:29:42 I want to drive fast.
00:29:48 OK.
00:29:49 Remember that Formula One racing school we talked about?
00:29:52 We can both race Porsches on the track.
00:29:53 Yeah, I would do that.
00:29:55 I would totally do that.
00:29:56 I would do that.
00:29:57 I thought you were afraid of high speeds.
00:29:59 What's the worst that could happen?
00:30:00 OK, fair enough.
00:30:02 Maybe we make that one of the last things we do,
00:30:05 just in case it doesn't go as planned.
00:30:08 Yeah.
00:30:11 I want to go on a hot air balloon ride
00:30:14 and drink really expensive champagne,
00:30:16 like ridiculously expensive.
00:30:17 That sounds fantastic.
00:30:18 Yeah.
00:30:20 Dangle grapes in each other's mouths.
00:30:23 Yeah, sure.
00:30:25 It's an image I've always wanted to make happen.
00:30:29 We're really going to do this, you know?
00:30:31 I'm ready.
00:30:32 Are you?
00:30:33 Mm-hmm.
00:30:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:30:38 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:30:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:30:45 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:30:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:30:52 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:30:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:30:58 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:31:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31:04 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:31:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31:10 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:31:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31:16 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:31:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31:22 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:31:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31:28 [WATER SPLASHING]
00:31:31 I feel kind of free.
00:31:33 Is that strange?
00:31:34 No.
00:31:34 No, it's a relief, kind of, to know we can do whatever we want.
00:31:38 Mm-hmm.
00:31:39 You know, play and make up the rules.
00:31:40 We need rules.
00:31:42 Good point.
00:31:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31:46 You give your whole life thinking that you need to work
00:31:50 and make a living.
00:31:52 Yeah.
00:31:53 Yeah.
00:31:54 Yeah, and then there's some big payoff at the end,
00:31:56 and a golden year's retirement.
00:31:58 It just doesn't work like that.
00:32:02 What's the one thing you would have done if you didn't think
00:32:05 it was a responsible thing to do?
00:32:07 It's been so long since I've done anything irresponsible.
00:32:11 I don't know.
00:32:13 Well, what are you feeling right now?
00:32:14 I want to stay in an outrageously expensive hotel
00:32:19 on the beach, the kind of place you have to take
00:32:21 it alone to pay the bill.
00:32:22 Yeah.
00:32:23 Yeah, the place where they put the little chocolate
00:32:24 on the pillows and all the toiletries you could
00:32:26 ever need in the bathroom. - Yes.
00:32:27 The fuzzy bathrobes.
00:32:29 And order room service.
00:32:30 Everything on the menu. - Yes.
00:32:30 Yes, yes, yes.
00:32:31 And the expensive cheese plate.
00:32:32 And the wine that's really expensive, but not that good,
00:32:34 but really expensive.
00:32:35 And eat everything in the little fridge.
00:32:36 Yes, yes, and not care how much it costs.
00:32:38 I want to see you in that expensive hotel
00:32:42 for the next week.
00:32:43 You do know about that--
00:33:00 I'm going to bring your swimming trunks,
00:33:01 because they're the best.
00:33:03 I'm thinking we take that pool naked.
00:33:07 I'm sure their curiosity won't go any further than that.
00:33:09 Exactly.
00:33:10 Exactly.
00:33:11 Why don't we have everything in my--
00:33:13 Oh, I cannot wait to eat at the restaurant there.
00:33:15 You hungry?
00:33:16 Five stars.
00:33:16 Pretty hungry.
00:33:17 I'll be really hungry by the time we get there.
00:33:19 Hey. - What?
00:33:20 Let's have you wear your A's hat today.
00:33:22 I don't like the A's.
00:33:23 You do, too.
00:33:25 I hate the A's.
00:33:26 Everyone loves the A's.
00:33:27 I really hate them, actually.
00:33:28 You can wear them.
00:33:29 Can I please bring my linen pants?
00:33:31 You have to bring linen pants.
00:33:33 We're pretending it's summer.
00:33:34 Oh my gosh, this is going to be awesome.
00:33:35 And my white shoes.
00:33:37 Your seersucker pants.
00:33:38 Buckled-- yeah.
00:33:39 I don't know.
00:33:39 I think we may have gotten rid of those.
00:33:41 I'm kind of ready.
00:33:41 I'm in a fruity drink mood, you know?
00:33:43 Yeah.
00:33:44 You OK?
00:33:54 Yeah.
00:33:55 You don't need too much.
00:33:56 Let's go.
00:33:57 Pool time.
00:33:58 Let's do it.
00:33:58 A little pool party?
00:33:59 Actually, I think it was over there.
00:34:01 I'm going to kind of miss it, even if it's
00:34:03 only for a little while.
00:34:04 The roaches?
00:34:05 The strange clanging noise at 2 in the morning?
00:34:07 Don't forget our landlady, Miss Volker.
00:34:10 She had the demeanor of a prison warden.
00:34:12 Yeah, I know.
00:34:14 It's not wide around here.
00:34:16 Let's get out of here.
00:34:19 I have a five-star restaurant here.
00:34:21 Oh, yeah? - Yes.
00:34:22 Would you like to eat there?
00:34:23 I would.
00:34:24 All right.
00:34:25 I'd be in the show.
00:34:26 Would you?
00:34:27 Immediately, or do you-- can we take--
00:34:28 You can check in.
00:34:29 Can we check in?
00:34:30 Yeah.
00:34:30 You want it?
00:34:31 [LAUGHTER]
00:34:32 We're home.
00:34:36 It's going to be good.
00:34:41 Not bad.
00:34:42 Cheers.
00:34:51 Cheers.
00:34:52 Mm.
00:34:57 Mm.
00:34:58 So, Kevin, how are you feeling right now?
00:35:06 I like being on vacation.
00:35:07 Missing our apartment?
00:35:09 Does the dog miss the pound?
00:35:11 All right, my turn.
00:35:12 Hand it over.
00:35:13 I think we made the right decision.
00:35:24 Definitely.
00:35:25 We're going to the most outrageously priced
00:35:26 hotel in the city.
00:35:28 Where else can you get a $10 bar of chocolate?
00:35:30 I meant about us.
00:35:33 Definitely.
00:35:34 No regrets.
00:35:37 I get to spend some quality time with the person
00:35:39 I care about the most.
00:35:41 And that's more than most people get in their lives, right?
00:35:44 We can grow old and miserable, alone, probably,
00:35:48 because one of us will go first.
00:35:49 Penniless.
00:35:51 Or we can be in control of how and when it ends.
00:35:56 Isn't that what most people want?
00:35:58 And what's that?
00:36:00 To spend the last moments of your life
00:36:02 with the person that you love.
00:36:03 So what's next?
00:36:09 Sushi.
00:36:10 Oh.
00:36:11 I want lots and lots of expensive raw fish.
00:36:14 OK.
00:36:15 I'm talking about good stuff, none of that bargain sushi.
00:36:17 Let's do it.
00:36:17 I just want to order everything.
00:36:19 Everything.
00:36:19 And not even worry about the cost.
00:36:21 I want to get some of the ultra overpriced--
00:36:22 Toro.
00:36:23 Toro.
00:36:23 You love that.
00:36:24 OK.
00:36:25 Really?
00:36:26 Yes, we're playing by our own rules now.
00:36:29 So we're really doing this?
00:36:31 Yeah.
00:36:32 [PHONE RINGING]
00:36:34 Oh, boy.
00:36:35 Anything wrong?
00:36:37 Oh, Brian is--
00:36:38 You know what?
00:36:39 I don't want to know.
00:36:40 Just-- let's just go get some raw fish.
00:36:44 OK?
00:36:45 I'm starving, actually.
00:36:47 Finish these drinks, and go get sushi.
00:36:49 Hop in the pool.
00:36:51 OK.
00:36:52 You first.
00:36:52 Show you my California roll.
00:36:53 [GIGGLING]
00:36:56 Let's check out this pool.
00:36:57 Here, give me that.
00:36:59 Let me hold your drink.
00:37:02 Wait.
00:37:03 Looks good, doesn't it?
00:37:04 It does.
00:37:06 [LAUGHING]
00:37:09 I had to do it.
00:37:10 I'm sorry.
00:37:13 Is it warm?
00:37:13 You committed?
00:37:17 I don't know.
00:37:18 I have to test it first.
00:37:20 Down here.
00:37:21 Touch it, lady.
00:37:22 Don't.
00:37:23 Get away.
00:37:24 Get away.
00:37:25 [LAUGHING]
00:37:28 Mm.
00:37:30 It's nice, isn't it?
00:37:31 Yeah, it is, actually.
00:37:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37:36 Kiss me.
00:37:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38:39 Mm.
00:38:41 It's been so long since I've had salmon.
00:38:44 It's so good.
00:38:45 Mm.
00:38:46 I'm going to save this moment.
00:38:47 No, don't.
00:38:51 Everyone's going to think I'm a pig.
00:38:57 Turn it off.
00:38:58 We love to watch you eat.
00:38:59 Bite me.
00:39:01 So how was the sushi meal?
00:39:05 Good, considering the last six months,
00:39:07 all we've had is peanut butter and canned tuna.
00:39:11 It's amazing.
00:39:12 What's wrong?
00:39:17 Nothing's wrong.
00:39:18 Turn it off.
00:39:19 What?
00:39:20 Turn it off.
00:39:21 What is it?
00:39:23 We haven't been this happy in a long time.
00:39:25 Remember last time we were at the zigzag counter?
00:39:34 Yeah.
00:39:35 Celebrating my first commission as an architect.
00:39:38 I designed an outdoor playground.
00:39:39 Yeah, I remember.
00:39:40 You got your promotion after that.
00:39:42 And we used the bonus as the money
00:39:43 for our down payment on the house.
00:39:44 Yeah.
00:39:46 We had some great times there.
00:39:49 Wasn't this about stuffing ourselves until we--
00:39:52 with raw fish until we burst?
00:39:53 So let's do that.
00:39:55 What else are we getting?
00:39:57 Everything.
00:39:58 Everything.
00:39:59 We're at the beginning.
00:40:00 Yes.
00:40:02 That was good.
00:40:05 Is Brian the only one that texts you?
00:40:06 He was the only one of our friends
00:40:08 that didn't mind we were in the poorhouse.
00:40:09 I guess I give him credit for that.
00:40:13 Yeah, we should have done that a long time ago.
00:40:15 We always have the best ideas.
00:40:18 Thank you.
00:40:20 I think I overdid it, though.
00:40:21 That last tuna hand roll put me over the edge.
00:40:24 That was good, though.
00:40:25 I'm losing my physique.
00:40:27 You can see the tuna roll.
00:40:30 I want shoes.
00:40:32 Designer shoes.
00:40:33 Robertson Boulevard.
00:40:35 Robertson Boulevard?
00:40:36 Jennifer is en route.
00:40:39 I like that coat.
00:40:40 It's kind of looking on you.
00:40:41 Yeah?
00:40:42 Ooh, but I like that one for me.
00:40:44 What are we going to get there?
00:40:45 We're going to matching coats?
00:40:46 No.
00:40:47 We should walk the whole thing and come up with a plan.
00:40:50 No, I think I'm just going to go in every store.
00:40:54 Excellent.
00:40:55 That's the plan, I think.
00:40:56 Would you please define Hog Wild for us?
00:40:58 Yes.
00:40:59 That is when you can go in any store
00:41:02 and buy any high-end fashion piece of clothing you want
00:41:04 and not care how much it costs.
00:41:06 Let's go.
00:41:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:41:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:41:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:41:42 What do you think about this one?
00:41:45 Yes, very cute.
00:41:46 New rack of shoes on sale.
00:41:48 But we don't care about prices, so it doesn't matter.
00:41:50 [LAUGHS]
00:41:53 Get rid of it.
00:41:55 There you go.
00:41:57 Actually, I like these.
00:41:58 These are super cute.
00:42:01 Those are very you.
00:42:02 Yeah, these are fun.
00:42:04 Yeah?
00:42:05 I don't know, like kind of rockabilly.
00:42:06 Would you do that?
00:42:07 Totally.
00:42:08 See, I think now we're heading in the right direction.
00:42:10 You like black.
00:42:11 You do.
00:42:12 I do.
00:42:14 Let's go try these on.
00:42:16 Let's do it.
00:42:17 So I'm going to try this one on first.
00:42:23 Yeah, you do.
00:42:24 Try it on.
00:42:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:42:28 It looks good.
00:42:37 You've changed.
00:42:38 I'm trying on some new clothes.
00:42:40 Mm-hmm.
00:42:41 First time in a long time.
00:42:42 Turn it off.
00:42:49 We don't need to see that.
00:42:51 I can't wait to wear these.
00:42:57 Yes, let's go put them on.
00:43:00 Especially the laundry, right?
00:43:01 Mm-hmm.
00:43:03 That was a lot of shopping.
00:43:04 Mm.
00:43:05 It used to be us.
00:43:09 What?
00:43:12 Moving at light speed, aiming for the stars.
00:43:15 Brilliant light beckoning us towards a future
00:43:17 that was never to be.
00:43:19 You're so poetic, Kevin.
00:43:21 Oh, my minor was English lit.
00:43:23 Oh, I was there when you failed your final in Miss Urban
00:43:27 Legends and Dreams.
00:43:28 That's not fair.
00:43:29 That is not fair.
00:43:30 Professor Ballantine had it out for me from the beginning
00:43:32 because she overheard me talking about her nasty divorce.
00:43:35 You always did have a way of winning people over.
00:43:37 I won you over, didn't I?
00:43:38 Barely.
00:43:39 I think you had to ask me out, like, over 26 times.
00:43:41 You were counting?
00:43:43 Most guys would have taken the hint.
00:43:45 I was committed.
00:43:47 But aren't you happy now?
00:43:49 Yeah.
00:43:52 I get to spend the rest of my life with the man I adore.
00:43:55 And then end it with him.
00:43:57 Or more could a girl ask for.
00:43:59 Mm-hmm.
00:44:00 Let me see who it is.
00:44:06 Who could it be?
00:44:07 I wish you would not--
00:44:08 Let me see.
00:44:09 Is it Brian?
00:44:11 Sense a little hostility?
00:44:14 OK, I have a deal for you.
00:44:15 Today will be a text-free day.
00:44:17 Brian will have to go 24 hours without your sage advice.
00:44:20 What are you offering in return?
00:44:24 I will be the most loving, wonderful wife you've ever known.
00:44:30 I think you're getting the better end of the deal.
00:44:32 Mm-mm.
00:44:34 Mm.
00:44:35 No, I think you are.
00:44:47 OK.
00:44:56 What's next?
00:44:58 You said you wanted to go to Vegas, right?
00:45:00 I guess, yeah.
00:45:02 So let's go.
00:45:03 At this moment?
00:45:04 Yeah.
00:45:05 We can't.
00:45:06 We don't have reservations.
00:45:07 We just get in the car and go.
00:45:09 Shouldn't we pack?
00:45:11 No, I just bought some clothes.
00:45:13 We can buy clothes there.
00:45:14 We just go.
00:45:16 I can live with that.
00:45:19 When did you get so spontaneous?
00:45:21 Maybe I always was and you just didn't notice.
00:45:23 I think in four years of marriage I might have noticed.
00:45:26 Well, that was before when I thought we had a future.
00:45:30 No, it doesn't really matter.
00:45:31 We can just live in the moment.
00:45:35 I like this new lifestyle.
00:45:38 It's a bummer that it's going to be over so soon.
00:45:41 It ends for everyone.
00:45:43 We just know now when.
00:45:48 So let's go.
00:45:49 All right.
00:45:50 Let's do it.
00:45:51 Vegas.
00:45:52 Vegas.
00:45:54 [laughs]
00:45:56 In four hours I'm going to be sitting by a pool and sipping on Mai Tai.
00:46:05 This will not do.
00:46:07 What?
00:46:08 We need an upgrade.
00:46:10 We need new wheels.
00:46:12 [music]
00:46:16 [music]
00:46:20 [music]
00:46:24 [music]
00:46:28 [music]
00:46:31 [music]
00:46:40 [music]
00:46:51 [music]
00:46:54 [music]
00:47:18 Too bad we didn't get the Lamborghini, huh?
00:47:20 Yeah, we're really slowing it now.
00:47:22 Yeah.
00:47:23 It's okay.
00:47:24 I like living out my high school muscle car fantasies.
00:47:26 Yeah, just like every other red-blooded American male.
00:47:28 Uh-huh.
00:47:29 Next thing you know you're going to be watching football and eating steak.
00:47:32 Absolutely.
00:47:34 So, Kevin, what's the first thing you're going to do when you get to the city of Sandring?
00:47:41 I think you better turn the camera off for this answer.
00:47:43 I'm thinking everyone wants to know.
00:47:45 Uh-uh.
00:47:46 I'm thinking everyone wants to know.
00:47:48 I'm going to shoot craps and then move on to roulette.
00:47:53 Yeah, right.
00:47:54 Come on.
00:47:55 Honestly?
00:47:56 Mm-hmm.
00:47:57 This is kind of embarrassing.
00:47:59 Who cares?
00:48:00 We're going to be gone.
00:48:01 That's true.
00:48:02 All right, first we're going to check in.
00:48:04 Uh-uh.
00:48:06 And then we're going to go up to the room, open the door,
00:48:12 and then I'm going to kiss you passionately.
00:48:16 Tell me about the kiss.
00:48:17 Passionately.
00:48:19 Do we really have to do this?
00:48:21 Come on.
00:48:22 Yes, yes.
00:48:23 Okay.
00:48:25 Then as I throw you on the bed, I'm going to tear the clothes from you,
00:48:31 and I'm going to start kissing you everywhere, every inch of you.
00:48:36 I'm going to work my way down every curve and rediscover your womanhood.
00:48:42 [laughs]
00:48:43 Every inch.
00:48:44 You're bad, Kevin Elfern, bad boy.
00:48:48 [kiss]
00:48:50 [music]
00:49:20 [crowd noise]
00:49:28 Well, you can see right through.
00:49:30 Yeah.
00:49:31 Remember what happened in this very spot?
00:49:34 No.
00:49:35 You don't remember?
00:49:36 [laughs]
00:49:37 I do.
00:49:39 You proposed to me right over there.
00:49:41 Actually, I think it was right over there.
00:49:45 Did you mean what you said in the car?
00:49:47 Mm-hmm.
00:49:56 What's all the way around here?
00:49:59 I feel like this is our wedding night.
00:50:01 I can't wait to see the room.
00:50:02 I hope they have a jacuzzi.
00:50:04 Vegas!
00:50:06 [laughs]
00:50:07 [music]
00:50:36 [sighs]
00:50:38 [music]
00:50:40 [music]
00:50:42 [music]
00:50:49 [music]
00:51:01 [music]
00:51:11 [music]
00:51:21 [music]
00:51:31 [music]
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00:52:11 [music]
00:52:21 [music]
00:52:27 Let's get your diamonds.
00:52:28 Yeah, let's.
00:52:29 Real ones.
00:52:30 Real ones are not expensive enough.
00:52:32 But we could get you a skater.
00:52:33 That'd be gorgeous on you.
00:52:34 That's a locus.
00:52:35 Right here.
00:52:36 Isn't that the same thing?
00:52:37 I'm thinking no.
00:52:38 I'm thinking let's press on to the more expensive stuff.
00:52:40 The more expensive stuff.
00:52:41 Yeah, it's just not enough.
00:52:42 Let's gamble.
00:52:44 Woo-hoo!
00:52:47 Come up on the fountain with me.
00:52:49 And do what?
00:52:53 Lady.
00:52:54 Now what was it you said?
00:52:55 No, no.
00:52:56 What did you say?
00:52:57 You said something.
00:53:00 I don't want to ever be with anyone else.
00:53:05 Let's get married again.
00:53:07 What?
00:53:08 What did you say?
00:53:09 I mean, take vows.
00:53:11 Tell each other we're going to spend the rest of our lives with each other.
00:53:14 That's what I thought you said.
00:53:15 That's kind of like I came to say I love you to me.
00:53:18 Nope.
00:53:22 Oh.
00:53:23 Oh.
00:53:25 Kevin Alford, do you love me?
00:53:29 You know I do.
00:53:31 Then say those three little words.
00:53:35 I think you already know the answer to that.
00:53:37 I think you should say it.
00:53:41 I love you.
00:53:42 I couldn't hear that one.
00:53:44 Say it again.
00:53:46 Attention, everyone.
00:53:48 I love this woman.
00:53:50 I love this woman.
00:53:52 I love this woman more than any man has ever loved a woman before.
00:53:57 Oh, my God.
00:53:59 Does that work for you?
00:54:01 You think that's the wine talking?
00:54:03 I kept up my end of the bargain.
00:54:07 You're crazy.
00:54:10 Will you marry me?
00:54:14 Yeah.
00:54:19 Good.
00:54:20 Let's go.
00:54:21 I want to remove your garter belt this time.
00:54:23 I didn't get to it at our first wedding.
00:54:25 At our first wedding?
00:54:26 Yeah.
00:54:31 And here you are at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas, Nevada,
00:54:34 once again in front of the altar of marriage.
00:54:37 Kevin, do you take Jennifer once again to be your wedded wife?
00:54:40 I do.
00:54:42 And do you still promise to love and honor, respect and keep her all the days of your life?
00:54:47 I do.
00:54:48 Father God, we thank you for Kevin and Jennifer, for their love for each other,
00:54:51 their commitment to each other, and the celebration of four years of holy matrimony together.
00:54:56 We ask you to continue to give them courage and strength to live up to the sacred vows that they are taking again here today.
00:55:02 As we ask you to bless these rings in their exchange and may they continue to rise.
00:55:06 Amen.
00:55:07 [music]
00:55:16 May they continue to rise.
00:55:18 Amen.
00:55:19 [music]
00:55:29 [music]
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00:56:19 [music]
00:56:22 Whoa.
00:56:25 Luxury suite, baby.
00:56:29 Oh.
00:56:32 Happy honeymoon.
00:56:35 Oh.
00:56:41 Brain hurts.
00:56:42 Mm-hmm.
00:56:45 Maybe we didn't need that gold schlager followed by that Jagermeister.
00:56:50 That's a winning combination.
00:56:53 For a hangover.
00:56:55 Mm-hmm.
00:56:58 How'd you end up down there?
00:57:01 I think I found your me in the night.
00:57:07 I'd do it again.
00:57:10 Mm.
00:57:14 Mm.
00:57:30 Hey.
00:57:34 Cheers.
00:57:42 Mm.
00:57:45 Jane, can we move here forever?
00:57:49 Vegas is everything.
00:57:51 Good food, good people, good vices.
00:57:56 Where else can you get crab legs at two in the morning and then shoot crabs until dawn?
00:58:00 Nowhere.
00:58:01 Your point?
00:58:02 My point is that Vegas is paradise, and I don't want to leave.
00:58:10 Are you serious about going through with it?
00:58:13 Yes, I was.
00:58:16 I am.
00:58:17 How much longer do we have?
00:58:20 I don't know.
00:58:21 Give or take a month, depending on how much we have left on our credit cards.
00:58:26 How much are we going through?
00:58:27 I'd say like six or eight grand.
00:58:29 Six or eight grand?
00:58:31 Living like rock stars is expensive, Kevin.
00:58:34 Yeah, I know, but it's not like we rented jets or threw parties or...
00:58:42 Are you having second thoughts?
00:58:45 Honestly?
00:58:52 No.
00:58:55 I mean, kind of.
00:58:57 Yeah.
00:58:58 It made me sound like a good idea when you came up with it.
00:59:01 You think it's going to get better?
00:59:02 I don't know.
00:59:04 It's not.
00:59:05 We've already gone over this.
00:59:15 Would you do it without me?
00:59:17 No, no.
00:59:20 No.
00:59:23 We're in this together.
00:59:27 And so, Kevin and Jennifer make their way from the city of sin onto the next leg of their adventure.
00:59:34 Where will these wandering souls end up?
00:59:36 The next stop of the intrepid adventurers will be...
00:59:40 What's next on the list?
00:59:42 I don't know.
00:59:43 Let me look.
00:59:44 Next on the list was African safari, followed by the trip to the south of France, and then the outback of Australia.
00:59:52 I vote outback.
00:59:54 No, that would be diverging from the plan.
00:59:56 Yeah, but we're not set in stone.
00:59:58 We can diverge from the plan.
00:59:59 You know me.
01:00:00 Once I make a plan, I like to stick to it.
01:00:02 Yeah, you like to stick to it.
01:00:03 Yeah.
01:00:04 But there's all kinds of crazy diseases we could catch, you know?
01:00:06 Like Ebola, where you bleed out all your orifices.
01:00:08 No, they have shots for that.
01:00:09 No, they don't.
01:00:10 It's one of those diseases where there's no cure.
01:00:12 Once you get it, you're gone.
01:00:14 Oh.
01:00:18 Hi, Mom.
01:00:19 I'm here.
01:00:20 I'm getting your room ready for you.
01:00:22 I don't know if we're going to make it for Thanksgiving anymore.
01:00:24 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:00:26 We just can't afford the plane tickets.
01:00:28 Well, we'll miss you both very much.
01:00:30 Thank you.
01:00:31 I appreciate that.
01:00:32 Is your husband still looking for work?
01:00:34 Yes, he's looking.
01:00:35 No job leads yet, I told you.
01:00:37 I've got to run.
01:00:38 The plumber just arrived.
01:00:39 Love you.
01:00:40 All right.
01:00:41 I love you, too.
01:00:43 You actually just lied to your mother?
01:00:44 What was I supposed to tell her?
01:00:46 That we're planning on offing each other and we won't be around come turkey day?
01:00:49 Yeah, that would have played out well.
01:00:51 Oh, come on. Your mom would have taken it in stride.
01:00:54 Not funny.
01:00:57 [engine starting]
01:00:59 [car door opening]
01:01:21 [car door closing]
01:01:23 [car door closing]
01:01:25 [phone ringing]
01:01:39 [music playing]
01:01:52 [car door opening]
01:01:54 [car door closing]
01:02:17 [car door opening]
01:02:19 [car door closing]
01:02:24 [music playing]
01:02:29 [music playing]
01:02:31 [music playing]
01:03:00 None of the cards are working.
01:03:02 [car door closing]
01:03:06 You can't cancel those cards. They're our cards.
01:03:11 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing else I can do.
01:03:13 Well, turn them back on.
01:03:14 I can't turn them on, sir. I just can't--
01:03:15 What do you mean you can't do that?
01:03:17 You can reapply for the credit line.
01:03:18 No, I'm not going to reapply. Those are our cards. I need those cards.
01:03:22 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing else I can do.
01:03:24 No, no, I'm sorry. No. You know, you have a nice day.
01:03:27 Thank you for being your customer.
01:03:28 Thank you for ruining the rest of what's left of my life.
01:03:31 They can't cancel those cards. They're our cards.
01:03:36 Aren't you the least bit upset?
01:03:40 You don't seem like it.
01:03:44 How are we supposed to pay for anything?
01:03:45 We can't pay for Paris or the Outback or the safari with our good looks alone.
01:03:50 Maybe you could, because you're so pretty.
01:03:54 As pretty as Beth.
01:03:56 What?
01:03:58 What are we going to do?
01:04:05 No, Kevin, the question is what are you going to do about Beth having your baby?
01:04:09 What are you talking about?
01:04:11 Who's Beth?
01:04:12 Because you got a text message from her while you were pumping gas,
01:04:15 and she mentioned how nicely she's coming along and that you'd be a daddy soon.
01:04:18 And I didn't think you wanted to have kids, Kevin, or was that just not with me?
01:04:22 Is that it?
01:04:25 No.
01:04:26 When were you going to tell me you were going to be a father, huh?
01:04:31 We could have thrown a party.
01:04:34 It takes time to plan a baby shower, Kevin.
01:04:36 You got to have some consideration for the family flying in from out of town.
01:04:39 But then again, Kevin, consideration was never one of your strong suits, was it?
01:04:43 Or you could have had the party local for her.
01:04:47 Her family wouldn't have to fly anywhere.
01:04:49 Where is she from?
01:04:51 Let's see, area code 609, serving all of Greater Silicon Valley.
01:04:55 What are you doing hooking up with a girl so far away, Kevin?
01:04:59 Wouldn't you want someone closer for easier access?
01:05:02 I know.
01:05:05 When you were working on that condo development,
01:05:08 your credit card bill seemed a little high.
01:05:12 You know, if you're ever going to cheat on anyone again, Kevin,
01:05:15 you should consider using cash for your extra marital affairs.
01:05:18 That or marry a really stupid girl.
01:05:21 You know, I read all of the texts, Kevin.
01:05:23 I especially like the one about your love muscle.
01:05:26 Or how you want to take her doggie style.
01:05:29 Or how you want to have a threesome with her.
01:05:32 Which you said, of course, that you didn't want to do with anyone.
01:05:35 So were you lying to me or to her or to all of us, huh?
01:05:38 God, are you even capable of being committed to one person, Kevin?
01:05:44 Turn that off.
01:05:45 Why, Kevin?
01:05:46 Turn that off!
01:05:47 Why should I?
01:05:48 See, I can raise my voice too, Kevin. Does that help us?
01:05:50 Turn it off!
01:05:51 You know what? And to answer your question about earlier,
01:05:55 about what are we going to do,
01:05:57 is not about we anymore, because we are getting divorced.
01:05:59 Fine.
01:06:00 Fine.
01:06:01 Yeah, it's fine that you just act like a complete douchebag and break up with her.
01:06:05 I'm sorry.
01:06:09 I'm sorry.
01:06:10 I'm sorry.
01:06:11 I'm sorry.
01:06:13 [sobs]
01:06:14 Let's just go.
01:06:22 Drive.
01:06:23 [engine starts]
01:06:24 How could you do this?
01:06:53 You want to know how I could do it?
01:06:55 Because I never loved you, Jennifer.
01:06:57 Because how could I want to be with someone who was always needling me about everything?
01:07:01 Everything had to be so planned out.
01:07:03 Everything was a number, you know?
01:07:05 There was no plan we couldn't diverge from.
01:07:07 You know, there was never any spontaneity.
01:07:11 You slept with someone else because I wasn't spontaneous?
01:07:14 I made a mistake, all right?
01:07:17 You call getting your girlfriend pregnant a mistake?
01:07:20 She's not my girlfriend.
01:07:22 [sobs]
01:07:24 Pull over.
01:07:29 What?
01:07:31 Pull over!
01:07:32 [music]
01:07:55 Jen, what are you doing?
01:07:56 Go away, Kevin.
01:07:57 You can't just walk away.
01:07:58 I can do whatever I want, just like you can.
01:08:00 You'll die out here.
01:08:01 Good!
01:08:02 Wasn't that the plan anyway?
01:08:04 I'm sorry about what I said.
01:08:07 Sorry about what you said or sorry about what you did?
01:08:10 Both.
01:08:11 What were you thinking?
01:08:14 I screwed up. I'm sorry.
01:08:19 I want a divorce.
01:08:22 You're going to throw our marriage over this?
01:08:25 You already did.
01:08:29 [music]
01:08:31 Who is she?
01:08:32 She's just someone I met.
01:08:34 Great. You're having a baby with someone you don't even know?
01:08:37 Are you out of your mind?
01:08:39 I screwed up. I'm sorry.
01:08:41 Me too.
01:08:42 Look, it was nothing. It was just one time. It wasn't even serious.
01:08:46 Great. Awesome. So obviously you're not even serious about us.
01:08:49 Can we just get back in the car? It's freezing out here.
01:08:55 Good. I hope you freeze to death.
01:08:57 [music]
01:08:59 Just take me home.
01:09:05 Look, I know this may not be the best time to talk about this,
01:09:24 but what are we going to do with whatever money we spent?
01:09:27 I'll pay it back.
01:09:28 How?
01:09:29 I don't know, Kevin, but I'm not going to end my life with someone
01:09:34 who obviously didn't want to spend it with me.
01:09:36 I do love you, Jennifer.
01:09:41 Yeah, you have some twisted idea of love.
01:09:44 If I didn't love you, would I want to end my life with you?
01:09:48 You weren't going to do it out of love for me. We were both miserable.
01:09:53 I was only going to go through with it because of you.
01:09:55 Don't give me that. You're just as miserable as me.
01:09:57 You were just looking for a way out and I gave it to you.
01:09:59 We agreed we were going to do it together.
01:10:01 Yeah, well, that was before all this.
01:10:03 You're going to do it alone?
01:10:05 Don't worry about it, Kevin.
01:10:07 What about our plans?
01:10:10 I'd rather live the rest of my life alone and miserable than end my life with you.
01:10:15 But if you want to go ahead and kill yourself, go ahead. I don't care.
01:10:18 I'm not going to kill myself.
01:10:20 I will then.
01:10:25 Fine.
01:10:27 And don't expect me to feel guilty about it because I won't.
01:10:30 You want to know how I'm going to do it?
01:10:34 No, I don't care.
01:10:35 Oh, you don't care at all how I'm going to...
01:10:36 No. And when we get back, I'm moving out.
01:10:39 I'll get my stuff later.
01:10:41 Where are you going?
01:10:42 That's really none of your business, is it?
01:10:46 Jen, I really think you're taking this too far.
01:10:48 Please, just don't talk to me for the duration of this trip.
01:10:52 Don't talk to me for the duration of this trip.
01:11:19 Jennifer, wait. Wait. Just hear me out.
01:11:22 Please reconsider.
01:11:24 I have to go.
01:11:26 Talk about this.
01:11:27 I know what I did was really stupid, but it was never meant to be more than just a...
01:11:30 Just a fling?
01:11:31 I know I sound pathetic and you hate me now, but...
01:11:35 Yeah, you got that right. On both counts.
01:11:37 Probably the smartest thing you've said all day.
01:11:39 Goodbye, Kevin.
01:11:44 Goodbye, Kevin.
01:11:46 [door opens]
01:11:47 [door closes]
01:11:50 [sobbing]
01:12:09 [sobbing]
01:12:12 [sobbing]
01:12:13 [sobbing]
01:12:15 [sobbing]
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01:12:45 [door opens]
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01:12:54 [door opens]
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01:14:27 [phone ringing]
01:14:29 Hey, Jennifer. You know what to do.
01:14:31 Hey, Jennifer. It's Kevin.
01:14:34 Uh...
01:14:36 Probably already knew that.
01:14:37 Um...
01:14:38 Anyway...
01:14:39 Uh, just give me a call...
01:14:41 when you get this.
01:14:42 It'll be great.
01:14:43 Okay. Bye.
01:14:44 [phone ringing]
01:14:48 Hey, Jennifer. You know what to do.
01:14:51 Hey, Jen. Uh, it's me.
01:14:54 Kevin.
01:14:55 Um, haven't heard from you.
01:14:56 It's just...
01:14:58 Uh...
01:15:00 Give me a call when you get this.
01:15:01 Okay.
01:15:11 [phone ringing]
01:15:12 Uh, hey, Jen. It's Kevin.
01:15:14 Uh...
01:15:15 Sorry to bother you.
01:15:17 Uh, we...
01:15:18 Some more bills showed up.
01:15:20 So I just...
01:15:21 Was thinking that we should, uh...
01:15:23 Talk at some point.
01:15:25 Um...
01:15:27 Hope you're doing well.
01:15:30 Okay.
01:15:31 Call me back.
01:15:32 Bye.
01:15:33 [phone ringing]
01:15:34 Hey, Jennifer. You know what to do.
01:15:43 Hey, Jen. Uh...
01:15:45 I love you.
01:15:49 And I miss you.
01:15:51 [phone ringing]
01:15:57 [phone ringing]
01:15:58 Hi. I'm Kevin Alpern.
01:16:10 I really screwed up.
01:16:12 I did some really stupid things.
01:16:15 Originally, Jennifer and I were gonna end it together, but...
01:16:20 After careful thought, I decided to go it alone.
01:16:25 I don't want to spend the rest of my life without her.
01:16:27 I do love her.
01:16:28 But that's not the reason I'm doing it.
01:16:31 I just have that hunch that things aren't gonna get better.
01:16:35 I mean, you know my story.
01:16:37 Credit card debt up the wazoo, and...
01:16:39 Pretty soon, I won't even be living here.
01:16:43 You know, this'll feel like luxury compared to what's next.
01:16:46 I don't even want to think about the future.
01:16:50 I just want to be alone.
01:16:53 I'm not sure.
01:16:54 I got an eviction notice today.
01:17:06 They were gonna kick me out of here.
01:17:08 I'm gonna ask the landlord.
01:17:11 I like people who keep their promises.
01:17:15 [water pouring]
01:17:17 Well, I'm officially homeless now.
01:17:29 Everything I own in one suitcase.
01:17:31 It's kind of liberating in a way.
01:17:42 No bills, no rules to follow, no responsibilities.
01:17:46 Yeah, maybe I made some mistakes.
01:17:52 Or some very big errors in judgment.
01:17:56 It'll be okay.
01:18:11 This is my new home.
01:18:12 Spacious, huh?
01:18:15 I'm gonna make the front seat the kitchen, and the...
01:18:20 the...
01:18:22 the back seat's gonna be the living room and the bedroom.
01:18:25 I miss her.
01:18:40 What can I say?
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01:20:03 Kevin?
01:20:05 Hey.
01:20:06 What are you doing here?
01:20:08 Oh, I was just passing by.
01:20:11 Really?
01:20:12 Yeah.
01:20:14 I've been meaning to call you.
01:20:17 Really?
01:20:19 Yeah, about the credit cards.
01:20:20 Um...
01:20:22 I've been getting a lot of calls about collections.
01:20:24 I think we should figure out a way to pay them back.
01:20:27 Yeah, we probably should.
01:20:29 So, how have you been?
01:20:35 I've been really good.
01:20:38 Yeah?
01:20:39 Yeah.
01:20:40 I've been miserable.
01:20:44 I got evicted from our apartment.
01:20:47 I've been living in my car for a while.
01:20:51 I'm actually still living in my car.
01:20:56 I applied for a couple of architecture positions.
01:20:59 No calls back yet, but...
01:21:02 I'm really sorry, Kevin.
01:21:06 Oh, don't be.
01:21:08 Something to be said for downward mobility, you know?
01:21:12 There's a freedom in it.
01:21:14 How about you?
01:21:18 Um, I got hired by a new financial planning firm.
01:21:24 I had to take a pay cut, but I'm not complaining.
01:21:28 That's great. Good.
01:21:30 You deserve it. Congratulations.
01:21:33 Yeah.
01:21:34 I guess I should thank you for being a total jerk-off.
01:21:37 I guess, you know, if I'd gone along with the plan...
01:21:40 I don't know.
01:21:43 Hmm.
01:21:44 Are you seeing anyone?
01:21:53 Why do you care?
01:21:54 Just wondering.
01:21:56 No.
01:21:58 Not that it's any of your business. We're separated.
01:22:01 Right. You're totally right.
01:22:03 None of my business.
01:22:05 Guess you're not planning on killing yourself now, huh?
01:22:10 No. No.
01:22:12 I don't know what I was thinking with that.
01:22:15 I have my whole life to pay off those debts.
01:22:19 I'll just figure it out. Move on.
01:22:23 We... we did have a good time.
01:22:25 We did.
01:22:29 Well, it was really good seeing you.
01:22:39 You too.
01:22:40 Jennifer.
01:22:50 If there was someone I'd want to kill myself with, it would be you.
01:22:53 Because I don't think I'd want to live my life without you.
01:22:56 When you first came up with this crazy plan, I went along with it because I didn't think we'd go through with it, but...
01:23:02 This time apart has reminded me why I fell in love with you.
01:23:06 Why I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
01:23:09 If you can find any way to forgive me, I will do anything in my power to make it up to you.
01:23:17 I love you so much, Jennifer.
01:23:19 I love you too, Kevin.
01:23:21 I'd like to say that's what I said to her.
01:23:32 But I didn't.
01:23:34 Good luck with your new position.
01:23:37 Hey, things will get better.
01:23:39 Keep your head up.
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01:24:14 Jennifer moved on with her life.
01:24:21 You know, workaholic that she is, she bros at her job and...
01:24:25 Fell in love with someone that deserved her.
01:24:28 As for me...
01:24:34 I stuck to the plan.
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01:25:17 And all I got is one more chance
01:25:21 I hope it doesn't die
01:25:25 You were colored blue
01:25:29 And all on me
01:25:32 All on you
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01:25:40 Fall into you
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01:26:04 Is white and calm
01:26:08 The lines on her face
01:26:12 Mean she's getting old
01:26:16 And all I feel is so much hope
01:26:21 From learning how to survive
01:26:24 And all I got is one last dance
01:26:29 I hope it ends tonight
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01:26:40 And all on me
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01:27:01 I'm never too late
01:27:05 I'm never too shy
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01:27:20 Always a big deal
01:27:24 So give me a break
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