00:00 Ready?
00:00 Okay.
00:01 Okay.
00:02 Let's do this.
00:05 People always say, "Don't assume the worst."
00:11 You excited?
00:12 Yeah.
00:13 Is it a boy or a girl?
00:13 We don't know.
00:15 Sometimes, the worst is exactly what you should assume.
00:20 So, my wife is in the hospital.
00:23 She's about to give birth.
00:24 Drive.
00:25 This is a family emergency.
00:26 I'm your family emergency now.
00:29 [Dramatic music]
00:31 Whatever it is that you want, it's yours.
00:36 This is the wife.
00:39 David, where are you?
00:40 [Screaming]
00:43 I mean, are you happy?
00:44 You and your wife have a happy marriage?
00:46 Just stick away from my family.
00:47 [Screaming]
00:48 That's rude.
00:49 You interrupting me.
00:51 Don't.
00:51 You know what I don't need tonight?
00:55 Stress.
00:58 Let's just make wise decisions.
01:00 Watch the speed limit.
01:02 Where are we going?
01:03 You're not listening to me.
01:05 I will shoot you.
01:06 [Screaming]
01:07 And this cop.
01:09 I told you not to speed.
01:14 We should play a little game.
01:18 I want you to tell me the truth.
01:20 If you don't, I am gonna kill Mr. Happy Trucker and this waitress.
01:24 Ready?
01:25 Okay.
01:28 You've got me confused with someone else.
01:30 Really?
01:31 I'm not who you think I am.
01:32 I've never even told you who I think you are, so how could you know you're not who I think you are?
01:35 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
01:37 Sit back down.
01:41 It's getting good.
01:49 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:51 I'm not gonna die tonight.
01:53 I dressed up for this.
01:56 I wanted to be 100% sex tonight and you cut that in half.
01:59 I'm now 50% sex.
02:01 People tend to think the more violent the death, the higher to heaven you go.
02:06 Better to reign in hell.
02:11 Wouldn't you agree?
02:13 Pick up the phone, James.
02:20 What, what are you, ghosting me?
02:22 What are you, Dr. Ross, my psychiatrist?
02:25 [laughs]
02:26 [screams]
02:27 [explosion]
02:28 [silence]
02:29 [silence]
02:30 [silence]
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