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00:00The time is here, the zones are prepped, the crystals are polished, the dome is hosed,
00:06and the contestants are both contracted and more or less willing to see out their obligations.
00:11Welcome to the Crystal Maze!
00:30Hello and welcome to what is very much an edition of the Crystal Maze.
00:49I'm your mazemaster, I'm nearly 42, and I'm still using the business name Richard Ayoade.
00:54I will be flinging round my failing flesh in the company of some of the most celebrated faces of this enchanted isle.
01:00What do we seek? We seek crystals.
01:02And crystals, as we know from the natural world, readily convert into time.
01:06The more time a woman has, the more tokens she can filch in that dome.
01:10The more tokens that woman figuratively trousers, the greater charities gain.
01:14So let's meet today's bunch of wallopers.
01:18Faye Tozer, a pop star from Dunstable.
01:21Richard Blackwood, an actor and comedian from London.
01:28Nick Helm, a comedian from London.
01:34Anne Hegarty, a quiz show star from Manchester.
01:39And Jordan Stevens, a musician and actor from Brighton.
01:45And the collective noun for this group of people is celebrities.
01:51Hello, and welcome to the Outer Rim of the Crystal Maze.
01:56I appreciate your attendance.
01:58You seem excited.
02:00Let's find out who you are.
02:02OK.
02:03Faye Tozer is captain.
02:05I am.
02:06How did the captaincy become yours?
02:08It was delegated to me.
02:10OK.
02:11It's actually one of the easiest administrative posts you could hold.
02:14Thanks, guys.
02:15Oh, that's great.
02:16Well done on your captaincy.
02:17Nick Helm is vice-captain.
02:19Yes.
02:19How are you feeling about that?
02:21Great.
02:21Can you stop shouting, please, Nick?
02:23OK.
02:24And what qualities do you think you'll bring to vice-captaincy?
02:27I'm willing to step up to the plate.
02:30Yep.
02:30If Faye gets locked into a little room.
02:34And how are you appointed vice-captain?
02:36Somebody told me to.
02:38Yeah, I think I said it, actually.
02:39Wow.
02:40Yeah.
02:40Do you want any responsibility whatsoever?
02:43For what?
02:44Just generally?
02:45Yes.
02:45Not really.
02:46OK, Jordan Stevens.
02:47Definitely not in life.
02:48Half of the hip-hop duo Rizzle Kicks.
02:50Yeah.
02:51Not stepping up?
02:52Nope.
02:53What do you think you're going to bring to the maze?
02:55Apart from some tude.
02:57Lateral thinking.
02:58OK.
02:58And bad decisions.
03:00Well, half of that's good.
03:02And Hegarty.
03:03You are one of the chasers on the chase.
03:05You're a professional quizzer.
03:07I am.
03:07You have a tremendous store of general knowledge.
03:09I do.
03:10Do you know what the largest crystal in the world is?
03:13Uh...
03:13That makes two of us.
03:14OK.
03:15Richard Blackwood.
03:16Yes.
03:17You're here.
03:18I mean, you're wearing two crystals, so you're ahead.
03:20Well, I did it just for the show.
03:22Yes.
03:22Normally I wear nothing, but I thought I need to try extra hard.
03:25You're naked?
03:26Yes, that's what I do.
03:27I like to product when I make it in my house, because I own it.
03:30But, uh...
03:30Ownership does equal nudity.
03:32That's what I'm saying.
03:33I own this clipboard.
03:34Watch me drop it.
03:37We need to get in, and there is a general knowledge question.
03:40We're going to ask it of the computer.
03:43Now, the answer's going to correspond to one of the colours you are wearing
03:47on these very elegant jumpsuits.
03:49Do you want to know what that question is?
03:50Yes.
03:51Definitely.
03:52Anonymous, computerised voice, please ask this team the first question.
03:57What colour did Italian pop trio Eiffel 65 profess to be?
04:07I'm blue.
04:07What's that?
04:08Blue.
04:09Blue.
04:09There we go.
04:10Never heard the song.
04:11You've heard blue.
04:12You have heard it, but...
04:13We can't sing it.
04:14We don't have the money.
04:15Yeah, okay.
04:16I can let it go to my R&B section.
04:17So, the person who is in blue must put their hand on the hand scanner.
04:22Let's see where that works.
04:23What a dramatic start.
04:28I love that.
04:28Let's go through.
04:29All right.
04:30All right.
04:42Contrasting running styles.
04:43Oh, should I?
04:44Each valid.
04:45Sure.
04:45Very good.
04:46You're here.
04:47It's the futuristic zone.
04:48Okay.
04:49The man has woken.
04:50Who's woken?
04:51The man.
04:52Oh, right.
04:52Who we partially pay to do this.
04:55How do you feel about the futuristic zone?
04:57Really into it.
04:58You're really into it?
04:58Yeah, yeah.
04:58I like the future.
04:59Okay, good.
05:00Anyone else?
05:01Nick?
05:01Oh, I'm happy to be here.
05:03I can see that.
05:04As we journey through this maze, we will encounter four types of tasks.
05:08Girl, physical, mystery, mental.
05:09But this year, there's an exciting new format point.
05:12And there's a wonderful new character here to tell us all about it.
05:16Please, can I introduce you to pre-recorded Richard?
05:19Hi, team.
05:21I was pre-recorded ten mins ago.
05:24So, in summation, format point, and it's called the Mega Crystal.
05:29I just hope they edited me well.
05:31Back to you.
05:34That's a shame, because it's been scissored.
05:36So, I have to recap.
05:40One of the games can be mega-sized for a Mega Crystal.
05:45That means, until the usual five seconds, you get ten seconds.
05:49That's double five.
05:50Like that.
05:50Okay?
05:51So, use it carefully.
05:53The first game in this zone is a mystery game.
05:56Faye, you're the captain.
05:58It's your great privilege to choose the first contestant.
06:02Let's do it.
06:03Richard.
06:03Let's do it.
06:04Let's do it.
06:04Let's do it.
06:05Mystery.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Would you like to make a size there?
06:08I think we'll hold that thought.
06:10Yes.
06:10And let's see how it goes.
06:11Okay.
06:12RB, take the hand, enjoy the texture, and join me down this hall.
06:16Don't break contact.
06:17Don't break contact.
06:18There we go.
06:19There we go.
06:19Good luck.
06:20I'm just going to tuck you there, into here.
06:22There we go.
06:23Now, you may watch via the monitors.
06:27Okay.
06:27Okay?
06:28Go get it.
06:28You will need your support.
06:29Yeah.
06:29Would you like to know how long you have?
06:32Yeah, I would like to.
06:33Three minutes.
06:33Okay.
06:34Three minutes.
06:35Okay.
06:35How are you feeling about this?
06:36I've done a lot in three minutes.
06:37Okay.
06:38On the other side of this door, you will look different.
06:40That's because of Edison.
06:42Ah.
06:42Okay.
06:44In you go.
06:46Encourage him.
06:47You love this, Richard.
06:48Thank you, guys.
06:49Go on, Richard.
06:51I love you, Richard.
06:52You look great in 3D.
06:54Oh, wait.
06:55Take a step.
06:56Direct him.
06:56Take a step.
06:57Crouch down.
06:58Crouch down.
06:59Crouch down.
07:00Crouch down.
07:00One at a time.
07:00One at a time.
07:01One at a time.
07:02One at a time.
07:03Okay.
07:04One person speak at a time.
07:05Go for it.
07:06Okay.
07:06Take a step to the right.
07:08Take a step to the right.
07:09And then crouched down down down a little bit to the left now
07:18Keep walking forward a little bit
07:22A large step forward
07:26Good why just so sit right so sit right this is how avatar was made
07:31Tiny little steps for tiny same process stop stop stop. Take one big step
07:39Oh, that was dangerous really good shuffle to the left two minutes left
07:45He's got to go back he's got to go back one minute 50 left you're learning with each
07:51Terrible death to set to the right good shot right?
07:55Crouch down move forward
07:58All right
08:00Take steps to the right row down to the thinker but in grid formation
08:09Good tiny little step forward tiny tiny tiny tiny richard
08:14Has he got trapped wind side step left? Why is he side step left?
08:18I love this one more tiny little sticep left. That's very good. This is just how richard walks
08:24Forward forward forward forward forward forward forward now flail your arms around grab it grab it
08:29Grab it
08:31Swipe your arms
08:33Swipe your arms
08:35Yeah
08:37Walk forward step forward
08:39Walk forward
08:41Yeah
08:43Yeah
08:44What's he doing?
08:44What's he doing?
08:45Take a step left
08:46Steps like left
08:46How are we doing for time?
08:47Take a step left
08:48If he loses now
08:49Left
08:50That's a problem
08:51Left
08:51Yes
08:52Yes
08:52Grab it
08:53Grab it with your hands
08:54Reach up
08:55Reach up
08:55Grab it like in life
08:56Reach up
08:57There he goes like a drunk uncle
08:59Turn right
08:59Turn right
09:00From the future
09:01Turn right
09:01Turn right
09:02Turn right
09:03And get out
09:04Move
09:04Turn right
09:05Yes
09:05There's a real crystal in front of you
09:07You need to grab the real crystal in front of you
09:10Walk forward
09:11Walk forward
09:11Walk forward
09:12Walk forward
09:12Yes
09:17I'm in a receiving position
09:18Yes
09:19Yes
09:19Excellent
09:20Come on
09:21Yes
09:22Thank you
09:23Kevin
09:23A very slow
09:25No no
09:26I was trying to do that sort of move
09:28First crystal in the pouch
09:29Five seconds in the dome
09:30Yes
09:30Good captaincy
09:31Faye
09:32Thanks
09:33I feel like I did brilliantly
09:34You did very well
09:35Okay
09:35Would you like to continue
09:37Yes please
09:38On this route
09:38Do you want to know what the next game is
09:40Yes
09:40Lots of these questions are rhetorical
09:42It's a physical game
09:44Who are you going to choose for this physical task
09:46Jordan
09:46Oh what
09:47Yeah
09:47Jordan you are
09:48You seem delighted
09:49Yeah
09:49Yes
09:50Let's do it
09:51Let's do the physical thing
09:52Take the hand
09:53And let's go here
09:54Let's go here
09:55Let's go here
09:56I'm just going to tuck you into there
09:57Sir
09:58I'm faster than you think
09:59Yeah you are
10:00I am very fast
10:01All right
10:01You may again watch and support
10:03You have
10:04Three minutes
10:05All right
10:06Straight on
10:07Whoa
10:08Do you think the briefing is finished soldier
10:10Sorry
10:11No
10:11Okay
10:12It's an A-list
10:13Automatic lock-in situation
10:15No I don't want that one
10:16Yeah
10:16Touch the infinite void of space and you're locked in
10:19Yeah
10:21I just feel like this is only going one way really
10:23Well take that attitude with you
10:25You'll look different on the other side
10:27Just because of editing
10:27You can do it Jordan
10:28It's a lot of missed though
10:29It's a lot of missed
10:30Okay
10:30Tonight Matthew
10:32I will be
10:33The guitarist from Swerve Driver
10:36Do you remember them?
10:37They're pretty good
10:38There is no sign
10:41He has to simply work out what he must do
10:44Okay
10:46Can you hear us?
10:47Do you know what you're doing?
10:48Just
10:48He looks like he's
10:49Whoa
10:49He's straight across
10:51Try and try not to spin around too much
10:53Don't land on the floor
10:54You've got this
10:55All of these things are great pointers
10:57Oh you're going straight for the centre
10:58I like that
10:59Straight for the centre
10:59All right
11:00All right
11:00And do you know what?
11:02Jordan has absolutely stopped the bunny
11:04He's not talking during this
11:06He's focusing
11:07Can you hear us by the way brother?
11:09Yeah
11:09Okay
11:09You've had 30 seconds
11:11He can hear you
11:12He's trying to tune you out
11:13Okay
11:13Upper body strength
11:15Upper body strength
11:16You've got the crystal
11:22You've just got to get back
11:24Where can I
11:24Can I
11:25Put it in your jumpsuit
11:27In your pocket
11:27Put it in your pocket
11:29And go back to the pink one
11:31You've got to go straight ahead
11:33Come back
11:33Very safely
11:34You've got lots of time
11:39Let's get that upper body
11:42Let's get that
11:42You feel that burn
11:45But you push through that
11:46You push through the burn
11:47Don't worry about it
11:48How much time have we got left?
11:491 minute 30 left
11:49There you go
11:50Reach now
11:51Now upper body
11:52Lift it
11:52No
11:52That's right
11:53All right
11:53Put it in
11:54You want it
11:55That's exhausting
11:56It is
11:56It's shattering
11:57I know
11:58But now this is the work
11:59For the burn time
11:59Let's turn around first
12:01You've got to dig deep
12:02Let's turn around
12:03There you go
12:04All right
12:05Let's right now
12:05Lateral pause right now
12:07Richard
12:08Should I be working my glutes
12:10Why am I so tight here
12:11That's in a fight
12:13That's in a fight
12:13What should I be doing about that
12:14I believe in you
12:15Squats is good
12:16I should be squatting
12:17You're fine Jordan
12:18It's so exhausting
12:20I know
12:21But you've got three more to step
12:23Jordan
12:23Don't give up
12:24Jordan
12:25We need some upper body more now
12:27Don't wait
12:28You now have 30 seconds
12:31You've got to dig deep Jordan
12:33No
12:34Okay
12:34Don't reach it up
12:35He's landed in space
12:38He's landed in space
12:40We believed in you
12:42That's actually really tiring
12:45He's locked in
12:46Here's your decision Faye
12:48Yeah
12:48You've got five seconds
12:50You've got one crystal
12:51You could use that crystal now
12:52To buy out that
12:53Slightly chided young man
12:55Or you could leave him there
12:58To lick his wounds
12:58And rejoin you in the next zone
13:00Well
13:00I think we should spend our crystal
13:03Getting him out
13:04Because the more people we've got
13:04The better
13:05You're going to buy him out
13:06Yeah
13:07You're back to zero
13:08Yeah
13:08Out you come
13:10There you go
13:12I'm returning this to the maze
13:14Outrageous that
13:16Yeah apologies
13:17Thank you for bringing me back
13:18Good try
13:19I shouldn't have stopped
13:21That was a mistake
13:22Testing times
13:23We shouldn't have fallen
13:24We now must leave this zone
13:26Via a molecular transporter
13:28Follow me
13:29Go go go
13:29The zone's finished
13:30Out this way
13:32Up here
13:33And look
13:34At the fourth wall
13:35Or the conceit doesn't work
13:37Commit to the theatre of it
13:41What a transition
13:59Very exciting
14:00Welcome to the asset zone
14:02Thank you
14:03It's a love letter to sand
14:04The next game is a mystery game
14:07You're the captain Faye
14:08Yep
14:09Who are you going to choose
14:10I think I'm going to volunteer myself
14:14You're going to self-select
14:15Like that
14:15Take the hand
14:16Don't resist it
14:18Enjoy the texture
14:18Come in
14:19There we go
14:20I'm just going to find you in here
14:22Tuck in
14:23Well done
14:23Commit
14:24Yes
14:25Do you want to know how long you've got
14:27Yeah
14:27Two mins
14:28Two mins
14:28Yeah
14:29It's another A-list
14:31Automatic locking situation
14:32Oh
14:33Those are the worst
14:34Yeah
14:35You don't want to touch the foggy blossom
14:36Or you'll get locked in
14:37How are you feeling
14:39I look basic
14:40A little bit sick
14:41That's the right amount of sick to feel
14:44You want that as a constant
14:45It's going to be absolutely fine
14:47You're already my favourite
14:47You know that
14:48And you go
14:49The time starts
14:50When this door closes
14:52You may watch
14:54Via the Hessian Flaps
14:55Okay that's quite difficult
14:59That is
14:59You can do this
15:00You just need to lasso
15:01Oh no
15:01That's really close
15:02Underarm
15:03Underarm
15:03Underarm
15:04Underarm
15:04Underarm
15:05Nearly
15:06Nearly
15:07Don't hold it by there
15:08Hold it by the knot
15:09And completely shut you out
15:11You really need to find
15:12You need to find your place
15:14It's like school
15:15It is
15:16Alright let's go
15:17Oh
15:18You've got this
15:18Nearly nearly
15:19You've had 30 seconds already
15:21Okay
15:22Okay
15:24Just a bit more
15:24Time is dribbling away
15:27Spock's urine sample
15:29Is almost ready to collect
15:31Are you lassoing yet?
15:33I didn't see that
15:33Got this
15:34Very nearly
15:35Really close
15:36You're doing really well
15:37You're doing really well
15:38I mean
15:38Most of the game is trying to get it on the hook
15:41Oh
15:41Nearly
15:42Nearly
15:42You've got to just hope for luck at this stage
15:44Yeah
15:44At the moment it's not doing well
15:46It's alright
15:46We're nearly there
15:47Roll this
15:48These are sounds of hope turning to failure
15:5330 seconds
15:55Alright if you don't get it on the next couple of goals
15:56Get out
15:57You can do this
15:57Yes
15:59Yes
16:00Yes
16:00Alright
16:00Swing
16:02Wait
16:03You need to get across and get back
16:06Very fast
16:0715 seconds
16:07Come back
16:08Swing
16:09Lovely
16:10You
16:1110
16:1210
16:1310
16:1310
16:1410
16:1410
16:1510
16:16No
16:16Shit
16:17Falling into the fucking bog
16:18What is it with you lad
16:20It's just
16:20I panicked
16:23And slipped at the end
16:24You have it
16:24Say I'm going to have to turn to Nick
16:27Your vice captain
16:28I know
16:28I can't believe that he's in a management position
16:30To be honest
16:31Okay
16:32Tuck in lads
16:34Nick
16:34You're acting captain
16:35Yeah
16:36You've been waiting for this day
16:37Much like Boris Johnson
16:38Well in a way
16:39What are you going to do
16:40Well we haven't got any crystals to get her out
16:42No
16:43So we've just got her
16:44Well we'll get another crystal
16:46And then we'll use that to get her out
16:48Okay
16:48Yeah
16:48I'm into that
16:49Yeah let's do that
16:50So
16:50It's a physical game
16:52That's the next one
16:53Who are you going to pick
16:54You can pick anyone in the team
16:56It's up to you
16:58You're the captain
16:58I'll do it
17:00Okay we'll pick Richard then
17:01Richard
17:02Yeah
17:02I'll do it
17:03Because I want to help
17:04My captain
17:05That's right
17:06I'm going to take you
17:07Across yonder
17:09Feel the hand
17:10I feel it
17:10And I love
17:11You're the first person
17:12Who's gripped this hand like this
17:13Well I'm just trying to keep it urban
17:14Frankly we could probably host the bloody mobos now
17:17Do you know what I mean Rich
17:19That was good
17:20Next up is Tony Braxton
17:22Where is she
17:23I'm not bad
17:25Let's take the hand
17:26But we haven't decided to make a crystal
17:28You are a bad captain Nick
17:29No but we're not mega crystal
17:31We'll do it there
17:32Before we enter the room
17:34I'll ask if you want to mega size it there
17:35Let's leave
17:36Come on
17:37Into this corner
17:38That's right
17:39I'm just going to fan you around there
17:41That's right
17:42Well done
17:43Well done
17:44You face the door dead on
17:46It's like a Ryan Gosling kind of pose
17:48That's what I'm saying
17:48And yeah
17:49I'm going to tuck you into that corner
17:50Because we're going to have a brief debrief
17:52Okay
17:52Two minutes from when I close this door
17:54Okay
17:55We need that crystal
17:56We've got a teammate in the locker
17:58Would you like to mega size this
17:59Yes
18:00We're going to mega size this
18:01I like that
18:01In you go
18:02We do need this
18:04Straighten the drink Richard
18:05Can you just go in
18:06Crystal is in the middle of the pool
18:08I heard quite an alarming bang
18:10It's broken the set
18:11Okay
18:16Okay
18:16Right
18:16So you want to get that crystal
18:18So jack it along
18:19Out of the maze
18:19Yeah
18:20So you jerk it
18:21Like with all the games
18:23But this is literalised
18:24One minute thirty left
18:26You got it
18:26Yeah
18:27Yeah
18:27Jack it
18:29I mean it's tedious
18:30But like you're doing it
18:31I feel like you know what you're doing
18:32And then
18:34Right so you go up the wall
18:36Yeah
18:37Yeah
18:37Oh god
18:38There's more
18:39Yeah
18:39Up
18:40And then across
18:41Right yeah
18:41And then you can follow the corner round
18:44Yep
18:44Is that a dead end?
18:46He asked rhetorically
18:47Keep an eye out for dead ends guys
18:51Okay
18:51Yeah
18:52One minute left
18:54Right you've got a minute left
18:55You're doing great
18:56Down left
18:57You are going to have to speed up
19:00I would say
19:01Up
19:01Down
19:02Down
19:03Down
19:04Down
19:04Down
19:05Are you helping Richard Blackwood in there?
19:07I'm doing great Richard
19:09Yeah
19:09You're doing great
19:10Doing great
19:12Is that helpful?
19:1330 seconds left
19:14Come on
19:16You can do it
19:17What's that?
19:17Good
19:18Up
19:18Up
19:19They cross
19:2115 seconds
19:25Lieutenant
19:25Come out
19:2610
19:299
19:308
19:307
19:316
19:32Just in time
19:33From Richard Blackwood
19:35Just in time
19:37Come on
19:38Very very close
19:40You look like a man who needs to be blown dry
19:42Yeah
19:42I love that
19:43Okay
19:44Love that
19:45Those facilities are available off camera
19:47Guys I'll see you when I'm blown dry
19:49Don't get dry
19:50Well done though
19:50Very well done
19:5210 seconds worth of time
19:54That's great
19:55Now
19:56Do you want to cash this in
19:58For two crystals
19:59And need one of them to buy out Faye?
20:01We're going to buy her out anyway
20:02Yeah definitely
20:03Yeah
20:04Some of you might as well buy her out now
20:05I'm going to use this crystal to buy out Faye
20:07Brilliant
20:08And I'm just going to lob it into the zone
20:10There we go
20:11Well done
20:13She will join us shortly
20:15The next task though is a skill task
20:19Well if it's a skill game then I think I haven't done one yet
20:22Yeah
20:23So I'm going to do a skill game
20:24Nick take the hand
20:25And here we go
20:26And stop
20:28Hello Faye
20:29There she is
20:30Thanks guys
20:32You're in charge again
20:33And now Nick has self-selected
20:35Yeah
20:36For a skill task
20:37You have three minutes
20:39Okay your time starts when this door closes
20:41Your teammates may watch through the Hessian Flaps
20:43It's nice to be out of my flat
20:45You ready?
20:45In you go
20:46Right
20:47Time starts now
20:50Err why
20:51Okay so
20:52Where do I
20:53There's no sign
20:54I see what's happening
21:01Right
21:02Right
21:03God that's difficult
21:04That's not good is it
21:06Are you
21:07Right
21:07Okay
21:08This is going to be awful
21:09Okay
21:10Let's go super super super slow
21:12When you say super slow
21:15Let's keep that in proportion
21:17But no
21:18Listen he needs to steady it
21:19He does need to steady it
21:20But also
21:21No panic
21:21Let's not forget the march of time
21:23That's it really small movements isn't it
21:28It's quite nice just to have some quiet isn't it
21:30It's quite nice just to have a little pause
21:33And just think about
21:35Really what are we doing here
21:38Two minutes left
21:40That was really close
21:41It was quite close
21:42Yes
21:42It's like really slight movements isn't it
21:45What if you run out of balls
21:46Just to have the time in a light end format
21:50To have dead moments like this
21:51It's a real privilege isn't it
21:55One minute thirsty
21:58Okay
22:01Just don't run out of time
22:04Get yourself out
22:06If you need to
22:07Oh there is that option
22:08Isn't there
22:09This is absolutely crazy
22:13Look at him
22:14Struggling with a distended zigzag
22:17Absolutely crazy
22:18On his own
22:19And if he
22:19If he were to pull back and look at
22:21Look at what he's actually doing
22:23Just do tiny movements
22:24Yeah
22:24Yeah
22:25Yeah
22:25I don't know
22:27Could he really be proud
22:2850 seconds
22:29Okay
22:31Deep breath
22:32Trying a straight along
22:34Deep breath and just
22:35This is not good
22:36It's not looking good at all
22:38Still have the same
22:40Yeah
22:40Don't do too much
22:41Don't need too much
22:42Yep
22:42You can
22:45You can
22:45You can
22:46You can
22:46You can
22:47You can
22:4730 seconds
22:48He's got one in
22:50There's one
22:50Well done
22:51He needs two more
22:52He's not going to get it
22:54Listen
22:55So it's an interesting moment
22:56This is
22:57Because
22:5715 seconds
22:58Because
22:58Is it tense
22:59Or is it not
23:01Do you want to
23:03Do you want to come out
23:0410
23:045
23:058
23:067
23:076
23:085
23:08There you go
23:09At least we've still got one
23:12You did get the hang of it
23:14But I'd say about
23:15Two minutes too late
23:16Yeah
23:16I agree
23:17Yeah
23:17It was a really difficult one to do
23:19It was
23:20And in a way
23:21It sort of managed to be
23:22Both exciting and boring
23:24Yeah
23:25The zone's over
23:27Right then
23:28We've got five seconds in the dome
23:30Richard will join us refreshed
23:32You see that tunnel there
23:34That's slightly too small to walk through
23:36Yes
23:36That's the exit
23:37All right let's go
23:38Through you go
23:40Right through there
23:42I'm first
23:43You first
23:44Just give one another a courtesy buffer
23:46That's a good courtesy
23:47That's enough
23:48There we go
23:49Going backwards
23:51Take the lift
23:52Look at that
23:54Okay I'm fine
23:56You got it
23:56Yeah I'm okay
23:57Hang on my measures
23:58Need to get up
23:59Yes good
24:00Yes
24:00Yes
24:00Yes
24:00Yes
24:00I am
24:01Thank you
24:02Thank you
24:03Thank you
24:03Thank you
24:04Thank you
24:05Oh
24:21Welcome to the eastern zone. It's on your zone. How do you feel about it? Oh, I like the decor? It's good
24:27It's nice, isn't it? I say my expense. I'll be back in the game
24:31Thank you, sir 15 seconds on the clock this man to put on and yet we only have five seconds
24:37Five games left to play though. Yeah, would you like to know what kind of game the first game is?
24:42Yes, it's a physical game. Faye are you gonna choose? I think I'm gonna take this self-selecting. I am this could be a
24:49Redeeming moment. Let's hope so take the hand take it like this. No, no, no take like this. There's something about that. There it is
24:54And we're going here
24:57You stay there that's okay. Would you like to know how much time you've got? Yes, please and a half minutes in half
25:01In you go, okay, your time starts now. Do you know what you need to do? Okay, I'm in a room
25:11Raise the gates to maneuver the candle along the track to release
25:19The candles over there faith faith faith candles over there use the
25:26Okay, so that's how do we waste again? Okay, okay, okay?
25:31Okay, well done. Nice. Keep up a bedtime. 30 seconds 30 seconds have elapsed
25:40Alright, let's try to hold that hold it there
25:43That's it get a stretch. I'll get a stretch on might you have to use your feet. Yeah, that's right. That's it. Yeah
25:49I'm not gonna say steps. That would be cheap
25:57Very good. Well, how much touch got one minute 30?
26:01Well, you're doing well. I mean 30. That's it steady hands. That's it. And that is a double wick
26:06So it can withstand quite a lot of gustiness
26:09So you're gonna have to use your feet on this one your feet one minute 20 left feet
26:13Yeah, and those candles are very good for those who are romantic, but guffy
26:20If you do suffer from IBS, but want to get romantic get a double wick
26:24Pull people it all one minute left. All right lay down lay down the lay down
26:29Put it in your foot. Yeah, there you go
26:34Yeah, burn it looking very good. Yeah, burn it
26:36I think there is now you need to burn that string
26:40Oh, that's burning
26:42Yes
26:43Yay!
26:44Get me out!
26:45Yes!
26:45Very good. Well done. Well done, Faye
26:49That feels good!
26:50What?
26:51Come on!
26:52Very well done.
26:54Done right, Faye
26:55That's right. I'm proud of you
26:56You've doubled your time in the dome
26:5810 seconds now on the clock
27:00We're back on a streak on a winning streak
27:03The next game is a mental game. Who you gonna select Faye?
27:06Would you like to go for it? I think you're the best
27:08Oh, okay
27:09Yeah, let's try
27:10We've got a monster one right here
27:11A woman of tremendous mental capacity
27:13Oh
27:14Yeah
27:15Take the hand
27:16You know how to take it over?
27:17And then
27:17Oh, I'm being like this
27:18Exactly like that
27:19Yeah
27:20I'm just going to back you
27:21Back you
27:22Back you
27:23Yeah
27:24And then here
27:24And then rejoin
27:25Rejoin
27:26Tuck in here
27:27Yes
27:27Tuck in here
27:28There we go
27:29Okay, you may now release the hand
27:30Okay
27:31Would you like to know how much time you have?
27:33Yes
27:34Two men's
27:35Tuck in here
27:36Your time starts from when this door closes
27:38Do you want to move nearer the door?
27:42Here you go
27:43Yes
27:44Come on in
27:45All right
27:46Work out what you need to do
27:47There's no sign
27:48No sign
27:49Okay
27:53Okay
27:54Oh, you already got it
27:55You already got it
27:56Already working that duck shaft
27:58All right
27:59So down as well
28:00Yeah
28:01You're being very soft with it
28:02Come on
28:03Give it a good one
28:04I'd say wallop it
28:05That's it
28:06Come on you
28:07Move
28:08It's a flipping pain
28:09That's it
28:10So there you go
28:11There you go
28:12You really want an incline
28:13You want to be inclining to the right
28:15So
28:16Up with your left hand
28:17Up with your left hand
28:18Up with your left hand
28:19Up with my left
28:20Yes
28:21No way
28:22Left up down
28:23Up with your right
28:25Up
28:26Give it a wiggle
28:27You alright there Jordan
28:28It's just quite
28:29Hard
28:30It's stressful isn't it
28:31It's quite stressful
28:32You're being too gentle
28:34Whack it
28:35Keep going
28:36Shunt it along
28:37And the next one
28:38Yeah
28:39Come on you
28:40Move
28:41What about up and down
28:42I ask rhetorically
28:43Up and down
28:44Up and down
28:45Big shunt
28:46No no no
28:47Yes
28:48There we go
28:49We need to get it along
28:50I don't understand why that isn't moving
28:52The other one
28:53It's not looking ideal
28:54That's it
28:55That's it
28:56That's it
28:57That's it
28:58Now the other one
28:59Now the other one
29:00Where's the glowing ball
29:01Within the tracks
29:02That's it
29:03That's it
29:04And again
29:05It's near the back end
29:06It's still near the back end of that dragon
29:07You know what
29:08Come out on 10 seconds
29:09Come out on 10 seconds
29:10I will do that
29:1115 seconds
29:12I'd come out
29:13Come out
29:14It's alright
29:15It's okay
29:1610
29:179
29:188
29:19Sorry
29:20That was tough
29:21Well done
29:22I thought I could see what you were supposed to do except it wasn't working
29:26So
29:27There's no shame
29:28There's one more game here
29:30Okay
29:31It's a mystery game
29:32Okay
29:33Faith
29:34Who are you picking?
29:35I'm going Nick
29:36I think Nick is the wrong guy
29:37I would love to do this
29:38Take the hands
29:39Take it the wrong way
29:40Whoa
29:41Oh here we go
29:42Come with
29:43That's right
29:44And there
29:45And tuck in
29:46And tuck in
29:47And tuck in
29:48And well done
29:49What a lovely situation
29:50Why
29:51She's got me
29:52You seem in good health
29:53You seem
29:54That's the important thing
29:55Now in this game
29:56There is no assistance from the team
29:59Oh
30:00You are on your own
30:01In the game
30:02I don't know your life situation
30:03He's on his arm
30:04He's on his arm
30:05Thank you
30:06There's no time limit
30:08In this game
30:09No time limit?
30:10Seriously
30:11We've all got Ubers
30:12Keep it tight
30:14Are you ready to go in?
30:15Yes
30:16Okay
30:17Go get her
30:20Hi
30:24Hello
30:25No
30:26No watching
30:27No watching
30:28No watching
30:29There's no watching
30:30And no helping
30:31No watching
30:32You still got the slides though
30:33No watching
30:34How are you Traveller?
30:35I'm
30:36I'm alright
30:37What is your name?
30:38Nick
30:39You're a good looking man
30:40How are you with riddles?
30:42Yeah
30:43Yeah
30:44Well
30:45Depends
30:46On what?
30:47On the riddle
30:48Oh
30:49Okay
30:50I'm like a bird guy
30:51Oh yeah
30:52Yes
30:53What kind of bird do you think I am?
30:54Oh
30:55Don't say a tit
30:58Now the way this works Nick
31:00Is that I wish to collect items in my basket
31:03But you may have noticed
31:04My head's like in a cage I can't get out
31:07So I need to do it with my mind
31:09And with your mind
31:10Okay
31:11I'm going to give you a riddle Nick
31:13Okay
31:14And the answer to the riddle will be
31:16Corresponding to one of the objects in my bazaar
31:19Any of these?
31:20Oh yes
31:21Including these?
31:22Maybe
31:23If you get it right
31:24Place the object in front of me
31:25And with my mind I will transfer it into the basket
31:28If you get two objects in the basket
31:31You win the crystal
31:32You got this
31:33Okay
31:34Okay
31:35Riddle number one
31:36Yeah
31:37If I'm being nasty
31:38You'll find me in the grass
31:41Please don't get me rattled
31:44Or I'll bite you on the leg
31:47What am I?
31:48A snake
31:49A snake you say
31:51Look around can you see one?
31:53Oh yeah there's one
31:54Is this the game?
31:57This is the game
31:58Really?
31:59Yeah
32:00I'm going to put it in this basket
32:01No!
32:02Crikey!
32:03Don't just put it in the basket
32:04Then I can't show off my brain mind
32:05Oh right
32:06Put it in front of me
32:07Put it in front of me
32:08Right okay sorry sorry
32:09Watch this
32:10Okay
32:12I'm using my brain mind
32:15I don't like the sound of that
32:22I don't like the sound of that at all
32:27It's great
32:28Yeah
32:32I loved it
32:33Yes
32:34Are you ready for riddle number two Nick?
32:36This is going great
32:37Here we go
32:38Riddle number two
32:40I may be full
32:42I may be blue
32:44You'll have to wait till night to see
32:47But if you win the crystal
32:50You will be over me
32:52What am I?
32:54Oh the moon
32:55The moon you say
32:56Look around the shelves
32:57Can you see the moon?
33:01There
33:02You know what to do Nick?
33:03Place the moon in front of me
33:04Yeah I know what to do
33:05Don't worry about that
33:08Okay
33:10This is the part I don't like
33:13I don't know where the crystal is coming from
33:19Okay
33:24Concentrating on the moon Nick
33:25Moving it with my mind
33:29Oh dear
33:32Do you want to help me with the moon?
33:34No you're good
33:36Nick I'm going to create a distraction
33:37While I do it push the moon in the basket
33:39Sure okay
33:40Put the moon in the basket
33:41Sure okay
33:42Do I get another riddle?
33:43Just push the moon in the basket
33:44Yeah that's it
33:46Okay Nick
33:47That was great
33:48Congratulations
33:49You have won your team
33:51A crystal
33:53I have raised the portal
33:56You may pluck it from my cage
33:58Thank you
34:00This has been great
34:01I respect you
34:02I respect you too
34:03Yes
34:09Well done
34:11Well done
34:12Very good
34:13Just want to say it was the hardest round yet
34:14Well I thought the energy
34:16I thought the energy when you came out
34:17Finished in the zone
34:18Yeah
34:19Fifteen seconds in total
34:21Let's take that energy with us
34:23Are you ready for the run?
34:24Yeah
34:25Go!
34:28And then through this hatch
34:30Here you go
34:31Give each other a comfort buffer
34:32A comfort buffer
34:33As ever
34:39Thank you
34:40Richard your power walking
34:59Okay let's tuck in
35:02Okay
35:03The extra ten pounds was worth it
35:04Yeah
35:05For that last banger
35:06Yeah
35:07Welcome to the industrial zone
35:08Nice
35:09Hi
35:10It's a hymn to rust
35:11You have fifteen seconds lads
35:13Mmm
35:14Could do with more
35:15Couldn't you?
35:16The first game
35:17Is
35:18A skill game
35:19Okay
35:20Faye who are you going to choose?
35:21Jordan
35:22You can do this
35:23Jordan
35:24You've been selected
35:25Alright
35:26Take the hand
35:27Come with me
35:28Wow
35:29Alright
35:30Stop
35:31I've got to back you up a little bit
35:32You've overshot
35:33Jordan
35:34Yes mate sorry
35:35Jordan
35:36Oh
35:39You're on the back of the coach now Jordan
35:40I know
35:41Okay
35:42You're in a very important nationally broadcast quiz
35:44It's a heritage programme
35:45It is
35:46Two and a half mins
35:47But this
35:48Is
35:49An A-list
35:50Automatic lock-in situation
35:53Yeah got a lot of things happen
35:55That you do not wish to have happen
35:56And you're locked in
35:57I believe in you Jordan
35:58Oh
35:59There's always a way out
36:00Okay
36:01Well time starts
36:02Now
36:03Alright
36:04Let's take a look around here
36:05Do you know what you're doing?
36:06Have you read the side?
36:07Have you read the side?
36:08Have you read the side?
36:09Have you read the side?
36:10Redecide on the right?
36:11Right
36:12Right
36:13Right there
36:14Twist the red pipes
36:15So that 15 balls drop into the matching colour container
36:19Twist the red pipes
36:20Twist the red pipes
36:21Oh here we go
36:22Twist the red pipes
36:23Oh here we go
36:24Pink one
36:25Where do those outputs?
36:26Pink one come in
36:27Go
36:28There's a ball coming
36:29There's a ball coming
36:30There's a ball coming
36:31There's a ball coming
36:32Ah
36:33Yeah
36:34It's already not looking good
36:35There's a blue one coming
36:36Blue
36:37Blue
36:38Blue
36:39Are you correctly navigating them?
36:41Yellow one
36:42Yellow one
36:43Yellow
36:44Twist the red pipes
36:47So that 15 balls drop
36:49Into the matching colour container
36:51Wait
36:52What do you mean?
36:53What's going on?
36:54Wait
36:56You've got to tell me what colours are coming
36:58Red
36:59I'd come out
37:00I'd come out if I were you
37:01I'd come out if I were you
37:02We gave advice to come out
37:03Maybe come out
37:04Come out
37:05Come out
37:06Wait what do you mean?
37:07Maybe come out
37:08Come out
37:09Come out
37:10That's a lock in my friend
37:12I can't believe what's going on
37:13Let the record state
37:15I don't know what's going on
37:16I suggested you come out
37:17Jordan
37:18Yeah
37:19What happened?
37:20Yeah
37:21I said maybe come out
37:22No it's
37:23Yeah
37:24Alright
37:25It's alright
37:26I'm going to call you
37:27I remind you to close these
37:28Okay
37:29Let's just close these
37:30Let's just leave Jordan to call off there
37:32Mate
37:33Faye I'd appreciate your thoughts on the situation
37:35You've got a man locked in there
37:37What should we do?
37:38So I think at this stage in the game
37:40That we should go forward
37:42Yeah
37:43Keep moving on
37:44See if we can get another crystal
37:45Almost word for word
37:47What I was thinking
37:48Really?
37:49I'll just tell Jordan
37:50Jordan?
37:51Yeah mate
37:52Erm
37:53Hello darling
37:54What they're saying out here
37:56Yes
37:57Is that they're going to play the last game
37:58We're going to play the next game
37:59We're going to play the next game
38:00And then we're going to see what happens from that point
38:01You've got this
38:02I'm just going to wallow in self pity for a while
38:04It's a nice room to relax in there
38:06Yeah
38:07It's okay
38:08No but I know but I just wanted to at least get on
38:09I know Jordan
38:10But look
38:11Don't take it
38:12Don't take it badly
38:13Oh I'm sad
38:14You've got your whole future ahead of you
38:16Yeah
38:17You've got that winning personality
38:18Thanks Richard
38:19You've got a lot of charisma
38:20There's a lot coming from you
38:21I believe in you
38:22We're going to have to close this thing
38:23We are going to have to move on
38:26Gosh he can certainly give off some bad vibes can't he
38:29Yeah the energy is not good
38:30Make sure that's locked
38:31Oi oi oi oi oi
38:32Aww
38:34Alright
38:35The last game is a mystery game
38:37Yeah
38:38Who are you going to choose?
38:39Well I think it's the last
38:41Er
38:42Yeah last game goes to Anne
38:43Take the hand
38:44Mmhmm
38:45And follow me down
38:46Anne
38:47I'm just here
38:48Just here
38:49I'm serving energy
38:50Tuck you in there
38:51I'm going to tuck you in
38:52There you go
38:53Well done
38:54Last game
38:55It's crucial
38:56Yes
38:57You have
38:58Three minutes
38:59God it's a good time
39:00You have three minutes
39:01It is a good time
39:02Three minutes
39:03Your time starts when this door closes
39:04In you go
39:05Right
39:06All the best
39:07Have a good one
39:08All right
39:09Redesign
39:10Search for the letters hidden within the room and use them to create an eight letter word
39:15Well that's a D right there isn't it?
39:20The red is a D
39:21There's an R on the cup
39:22There's an S there
39:24So D and S
39:25So D and S
39:26D and S
39:27D and S
39:28D and S
39:29H
39:30There's an E in the club
39:31Oh yes D R S H
39:32Who's remembering what?
39:33There's an L over there
39:34That's an O
39:35D R S H O
39:36D R S H O
39:37D R S H O
39:38Go to the thing and start tapping the moon
39:40Yeah
39:41Start tapping the moon
39:42D
39:43R S
39:44H
39:45H O
39:46It's quite ambient in there at the moment isn't it?
39:49Do you reckon this is an X?
39:50That looks like it could be an X
39:51Could be an X
39:52There's an X there
39:53Yeah there is an X there
39:54Type that one
39:55It's not an X
39:56That's a hole punch
39:57It's easy to confuse them
39:59Two minutes left
40:00Is there an L on the side?
40:01I've seen the L
40:02I've seen the L
40:03I've seen the L
40:04Put the L in
40:05Put the L in
40:06Put the L in darling
40:07Oh didn't?
40:08Oh right
40:09Put the L in
40:10What's this one here?
40:11I like the resistance to the notion of urgency
40:13Is there anything facing this way?
40:15Is there anything here?
40:16Sorry?
40:17Facing this way facing us
40:18Is there anything here?
40:19Um
40:20Up here?
40:21Down here?
40:22I'm gonna ask a leading question
40:23Two more
40:24Is there anything on the coat hook?
40:25Is there anything on the coat hook?
40:27Is there anything on the coat hook?
40:28Oh look
40:29There we go
40:30It's a little saw
40:32That's a
40:33The single coat hook
40:35And that's a boat
40:36The single coat hook
40:37There's a single
40:38Like this
40:39See this coat hook here
40:40It's got a coat hanging from it
40:41Oh it's a U
40:42It's a U
40:43It's a U
40:44So we only need one more now
40:45Wow
40:46Let's speed up a bit
40:47One on the left
40:48One, two, three, four, five
40:49Take the eggs out
40:50What about underneath there?
40:51Would you like another
40:53Very leading question?
40:54Yes please
40:55Have you looked at the clock?
40:56Have you looked at the clock?
40:57Yes we've done E from the clock
40:59Yeah but isn't that
41:00How about this clock?
41:01Oh wait there's an E
41:02There's an E
41:03Yes there is E
41:0430 seconds
41:05Now you need to speed up
41:06So basically it's
41:07How do I take that
41:08No don't worry don't worry
41:09I'm sorry
41:10Come on
41:11D-R-S-H-O-L-U-E
41:13That's not a word yet
41:14Shoulder
41:15Shoulder
41:16Shoulder
41:17Shoulder
41:18Shoulder
41:19Peiping shoulder
41:20Shoulder
41:21Through
41:21кол watering shoulder
41:22Shoulder
41:23H-O-U-L-D-E-R
41:24There you go
41:26Approximately
41:27Two
41:28You're at the door
41:33Well done
41:34Sorry I thought I had less time
41:35No no no don't worry
41:39Good
41:40Two seconds in total
41:42all I've had a lovely day now we've got very important business to decide do you want to
41:49forfeit this or do you want to make crystal mate history by leaving a man behind I'm thinking that
41:56Jordan is quite dexterous yeah he would be good at grabbing the token many hands make light work
42:02it is true yeah but also too many cooks yeah well cooking anything what goes up must come
42:08down I see potato yeah let's call the whole thing off it's this kind of inactivity yeah
42:16that's led us to the situation make a decision that I think we go to the dome full team I think
42:22we get him back I'm going to return this to the maze the decision's been made and we will meet
42:27Jordan in the dome all that's left for me to say now it's to the dome
42:38well done team you've made it just like everyone does and you're back Jordan I am I've been
42:55resurrected twice and I I've got big weight on my shoulders in a way you're better than Jesus
42:59oh thank you I'm taller I think here's to sit chads we've had a wonderful time today but we need
43:07gold tokens yeah we do that's what we need but before we do that do you mind if I turn the camera
43:14for a brief disclaimer please do that's fine whilst this isn't a charity special for stand up to counter
43:19the more gold tokens you collect the more cash we'll donate to the stand up to counter campaign
43:22here under the disclaimer and my legal liability we need to count up the crystals all right let's count
43:28three crystals 15 seconds in that dome within that dome you need to collect as many gold tokens as
43:37possible okay you do not want silver tokens any silver tokens collected will be deducted from your
43:42total under 50 gold tokens collected you raise nothing all you get is this commemorative crystal
43:5150 to 99 that's 10k for stand up to cancer and you still get this commemorative crystal don't worry Nick that's
44:01yours over 100 20 000 pounds for stand up to cancer but shall I do us all a favor and rule that out now in there I'm
44:09going to be working a two whistle system on my first whistle you may start collecting tokens on my second whistle you stop
44:16collecting tokens okay yes this is the final hurdle tighten up sharpen up focus in I invite you to enter the dome
44:24after you do it all the best how'd you get in whoa this is part of the thing
44:31are you ready yes will you start the fans please
44:4010 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
45:01sorry was I stand down you may now exit the dome no that's not bad
45:08well done adventurous how do you think you did I'm hoping that we did well here's the sitch okay a
45:17lot of tokens in the box 76 in the box 49 gold 27 silver total 22 oh that's really bad yes quite bad
45:28but you've been such a bunch of absolute off-the-chain lads that we're still gonna give
45:36five thousand pounds to stand up to count
45:37yes okay thank you for playing thanks for your participation we gambled that straight up like
45:48no no no no just to get it or I want to get your double the 10,000 Jordan quit while you're very much
45:54behind yeah true okay thank you for your participation and out and I'd like to thank
45:59you for watching if indeed you still are they're well
46:29I had fun though
46:34I had fun though
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