00:00And I love Mommy too. Mommy's the better.
00:05But why does Mommy have to be the better?
00:08Daddy doesn't stink. You make all that up.
00:11But she's the best.
00:14Daddy wrestles us. He makes us lunch.
00:20He even takes us to parks.
00:24He lets us work with him.
00:27He does so much stuff for us.
00:29But I don't...
00:30You make him toot in it.
00:32And she takes me to the stinky place.
00:35But he's not always stinky.
00:38Because usually he takes showers a bunch of times.
00:43What?
00:44He takes showers for the body.
00:47No, Mommy's the best.
00:48But he has to too.
00:51Well, I...
00:52He brushes his teeth in the morning.
00:57Well, I don't like him peeing when he's standing up.
01:05Well, he has to do that because he's a boy and boys have to do that.
01:10Because they can't put the, you know, in the toilet because it will hurt them.
01:18So they have to do that.
01:24And you have to like it.
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