00:00My cat had a little predicament, fleas, oh there she is, she's so cute, she has no idea what's about to happen to her.
00:07Anyways, she has fleas so I have to give her a bath and the last time I gave her a bath she tried to ruin my life so I figured why not monetize off my pain.
00:15And I learn from my mistakes, so as you can see I'm wearing long sleeves and I even put my fingers in the little finger hole because I've got to stay strapped, I've got to stay protected.
00:24Look at her, she does not care, she's flailing her body around, trying to get out of that bathtub.
00:29At this point I can't really tell who's in control anymore, you know, she's knocked over the bottle of Dondish so twice.
00:35She's clinging to my arm, digging her poop-sifting claws so deep in my skin I'm starting to debate if I'm going to have to get a tetanus shot after this.
00:43But I'm still giving her love, trying to calm her down, de-escalate the situation.
00:48And boom, she turns on me, bites me in the boot.
01:00Boom, that was the betrayal that really made me start to question my safety.
01:04I mean look at her, she looks like she wants to un-alive me.
01:07I'm starting to wonder has my cat been a rabid animal this whole time and I just had no idea.
01:13I'm telepathically trying to connect to her because you know we're mother and child.
01:17I'm trying to tell her like, this is supposed to be a spa day babe, this is supposed to be enjoyable, girls day at the spa.
01:24That looks a little aggressive.
01:26I'm holding her by the area of the neck that their like moms hold them as a kitten because you know I am mother cat.
01:33Like I said, she's my daughter.
01:35And I gave her a good little scrubbing, scrub-a-dub-dub with the Don soap, I let it sit.
01:40And then she fully, she fully played me.
01:43I thought she was calm, I thought things were good.
01:46But in her defense, I did turn on the water right in front of her face.
01:50That was such a rookie mistake.
01:53I don't know what I was thinking, I just think I was trying to survive at this point.
01:57So I flip her around in the tub and I start picking the fleas off her.
02:03I'm just letting the water soak me at this point because, straight for the jugular.
02:08That one felt a little personal because I think she was actually trying to maul my face.
02:13Jealousy is a disease babe, get better.
02:16Thank God we're almost done here because she's really starting to turn up.
02:20Biting my arm, and this one actually did draw blood, I'll show you at the end.
02:24And why is she hanging there? I'm not your prey.
02:27You are not a predator. You are my child, calm down.
02:31So yeah, I'm Mr. Mean Guy now, I'm pissed.
02:35I'm rinsing her off straight into the faucet at this point.
02:38I don't even care, but actually she kind of calmed down at this point.
02:42And there she is, little rat girl.
02:45Where's your manners, where's your cooth? That was not a Berry Lady like pose.
02:50So she's all finished, we're drying her off.
02:56My battle wounds from war.
02:58I'm gonna kill my mom!
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