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00:01:30Don't be long, Pete, will you?
00:01:45Keep your shirt on, slats.
00:01:46I'll be right back.
00:01:47Hello, Riley.
00:01:48Is my wife going on yet?
00:01:49No.
00:01:50You've got plenty of time.
00:01:51I hope you win your fight tonight.
00:01:52I got a fiver on you.
00:01:53Yeah?
00:01:54Well, when the fight's over, you'll have a tenner.
00:01:55And I'll be the new champion.
00:01:56Oh.
00:01:57OK.
00:01:58Good luck.
00:01:59Thanks.
00:02:00Hi, ma'am.
00:02:01Do you remember my name?
00:02:02Say, where you been all this last week?
00:02:03Now, listen, honey.
00:02:04I didn't come up here to argue with you, but I couldn't fight for the championship tonight
00:02:05without a good luck kiss from you.
00:02:06Ah.
00:02:07Come on.
00:02:08Come on.
00:02:09Come on.
00:02:10Come on.
00:02:11Come on.
00:02:12Come on.
00:02:13Come on.
00:02:14Come on.
00:02:15Come on.
00:02:16Come on.
00:02:17Come on.
00:02:18Come on.
00:02:19Come on.
00:02:20Come on.
00:02:21Come on.
00:02:22Come on.
00:02:23Come on.
00:02:24Come on.
00:02:25Come on.
00:02:26Ain't you gonna...
00:02:27Ain't you gonna make up?
00:02:28Oh, come on, ma'am.
00:02:29Give us a little kiss, huh?
00:02:30Oh, sure.
00:02:31I'll kiss you for luck.
00:02:32It's more than you deserve.
00:02:33I know it, ma'am, yours well.
00:02:34And just as soon as I win the title, I'm gonna come rushing right back to your arms.
00:02:42Yeah, I've heard that one before.
00:02:44Oh, no, but this time, I mean it.
00:02:46On my way to the gentleman.
00:02:48Well, if you don't, it'll be the last time I wait for you.
00:02:51I won't keep you waiting, ma'am.
00:02:53And no blondes?
00:02:54No blondes.
00:02:55If there's any celebrating to be done, we'll do it together.
00:02:58That's a bargain, and now I gotta run along.
00:03:00But not before I kiss little Joey goodnight.
00:03:01Oh no, don't wake him up.
00:03:03I ain't seen a kid in a week.
00:03:04He's gotta wish me luck too, ain't he?
00:03:07Hi there, Joey.
00:03:08How's my little champ?
00:03:09Look at him, Mom, ain't he a quirker?
00:03:11Leave him alone, Pete.
00:03:12Don't get him excited.
00:03:13Show me how you give him a corkscrew, huh?
00:03:15Huh?
00:03:16Oh, that's a boy.
00:03:18Did you see that?
00:03:19He's a real palooka.
00:03:21Give me a kiss.
00:03:23Well, too bad you can't be at the ringside
00:03:26to see the old massacre.
00:03:28Yeah?
00:03:29Now be sure you use that corkscrew in the ring,
00:03:33and not the full corks with it.
00:03:35Oh, sure, sure.
00:03:38Pete.
00:03:39Yeah?
00:03:47Good luck.
00:03:49Thanks, man.
00:03:52Come on, Pete.
00:03:53Come on.
00:03:54Come on.
00:03:55Come on.
00:03:56Come on.
00:03:57Come on.
00:03:58Come on.
00:03:59Come on.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:01Come on.
00:04:02Come on.
00:04:03Come on.
00:04:04Come on.
00:04:05Come on.
00:04:06Hey, Pete.
00:04:07Show us your corkscrew.
00:04:08Show us how you knock them out, huh?
00:04:10Yeah, come on, champ.
00:04:11Show us.
00:04:12Come on.
00:04:13Come on, little boy.
00:04:14Well, I'll tell you just how it was, see?
00:04:16It all happened in a twinkling of an eye.
00:04:18I catches them coming in, see?
00:04:19And I nails them when they all reliable.
00:04:21Just like this.
00:04:23Watch this, baby.
00:04:24Watch this.
00:04:25Oh, Lord, do it again.
00:04:26I love it.
00:04:30Oh, congratulations, Mrs. Jan.
00:04:32What can I do for you?
00:04:34I'm looking for my husband.
00:04:36He just got here.
00:04:42Yeah?
00:04:43Tell that to the Marines.
00:04:50She's with the cops.
00:04:54Hello, ma'am.
00:04:55Uh, how, uh, how are you?
00:04:59Nice of you to be so interested.
00:05:01Oh, this is a private party, Mamie.
00:05:03You shut up.
00:05:04Oh, listen, ma'am.
00:05:05Trixie don't mean anything.
00:05:07I'll say she do.
00:05:09Are you coming away from this place with me tonight?
00:05:12Well, you don't want me to walk out on my pals, do you?
00:05:14Are you coming along with me?
00:05:16Oh, now listen, honey.
00:05:17Don't fly off the handle.
00:05:19If I walk out of this place without you tonight,
00:05:22I walk out for good.
00:05:23Good?
00:05:24I told you to shut up.
00:05:26Look here, Pete.
00:05:27You're on the wrong road, and you're walking fast.
00:05:30That ain't no way to talk to me, ma'am.
00:05:32I'm the champ.
00:05:33You're the champ, old man.
00:05:35The champ sucker of Broadway.
00:05:38Too bad you didn't get a beating tonight.
00:05:40You won the fight, but you've lost Joey and me.
00:05:45And there's one other thing that I forgot.
00:05:49Ow!
00:05:50She hit me!
00:05:52He's not the only one in that family who carries a wallop.
00:05:57She's mad at me.
00:06:13I'm in variety this week, Crystal.
00:06:15In the has-been column.
00:06:17I sort of feel like a has-been myself.
00:06:21Why, Crystal, don't you love the trees and the flowers and the chickens?
00:06:26Say nothing of the roosters.
00:06:28Right now, the only rooster I'd like to see
00:06:30is a black one strutting down Lenox Avenue.
00:06:35Crystal, I've sort of missed the old town, too.
00:06:40But it's been worth it.
00:06:43Oh, Joe!
00:06:45Joe!
00:06:46Huh?
00:06:47Listen.
00:06:48What is it, ma'am?
00:06:49While you're way back from the station,
00:06:51I want you to stop and get me a spool of black thread.
00:06:54Number 60.
00:06:55Of what color?
00:06:56Black, you must.
00:06:58Light or dark?
00:07:00I'm gonna sell that radio if you keep on repeating them bum jokes.
00:07:04Okay, ma'am.
00:07:05Number 60, black.
00:07:09Drive me up, honey. There's a customer. Drive me up to 10.
00:07:11Up on. Here we go.
00:07:18Yes, ma'am.
00:07:19How much are your eggs?
00:07:2132 cents a dozen.
00:07:23Why, they're mighty small eggs for the price you're asking.
00:07:26Yes, ma'am, I know.
00:07:27But you must remember that an egg is a whole day's work for a hen.
00:07:31Well!
00:07:32Joe, you'd better get those eggs down at the station.
00:07:34Mom will take care of it.
00:07:36Well, what can I do for you, madam?
00:07:39Those are very small eggs for the price you're asking.
00:07:42Well, what do you expect the hens to lay?
00:07:44Watermelon?
00:07:56Hello.
00:07:57Good afternoon, Mrs. Palooka.
00:07:58Any mail?
00:07:59Yeah, a couple of letters for you.
00:08:04Bad news, Mrs. Palooka?
00:08:06No news at all.
00:08:08Just a semi-annual report.
00:08:10We don't see much of Mr. Palooka around these parts, do we?
00:08:14No, and you never will.
00:08:22You better give me that dog right now!
00:08:28Well, you're gonna hold out on me, huh?
00:08:31It's murder!
00:08:32It's the gallows!
00:08:34What happened?
00:08:35Was I struck by lightning?
00:08:37Pleased to meet you, stranger.
00:08:38Are you hurt?
00:08:39Are you gonna give me that money?
00:08:41Ingrate!
00:08:42Throwing me, your manager, out of my own car!
00:08:44Are you gonna give me that money?
00:08:46I'm giving you a slight curl on my lip!
00:08:48That's contempt that's browsing over my features, dynamite!
00:08:51Nothing but contempt!
00:08:52It's contempt, isn't it?
00:08:53Yeah!
00:08:54Hey!
00:08:55Hey!
00:08:56Hey!
00:08:57Hey!
00:08:58Hey!
00:08:59Hey!
00:09:00What's brawn against brains?
00:09:01Mentally, I got you late, dynamite!
00:09:03Oh, yeah?
00:09:04No, wait, wait.
00:09:05You can't do that!
00:09:06I can't do what?
00:09:07That!
00:09:08How would you like a good punch in the nose?
00:09:10I wouldn't like that at all.
00:09:11No?
00:09:17Pinch me! I've got hallucinations!
00:09:19I'm sorry, but you made me do it.
00:09:21He's apologizing for his own strength.
00:09:24Never mind him.
00:09:26Say, an idea is bursting through my brain like a bombshell.
00:09:30First, let me introduce myself.
00:09:32I'm Nobby Walsh.
00:09:33I manage fighters.
00:09:35Prize fighters?
00:09:36Right.
00:09:37You just knocked out my best fighter.
00:09:39And that makes me your manager, if you believe in science.
00:09:42You mean you think I can be a fighter?
00:09:44Think?
00:09:45After seeing that right hook of yours knocked out Dynamite Wilson?
00:09:48Dynamite Wilson?
00:09:50I can make a great leather pusher out of you.
00:09:53I'm telling you, it's in the cards.
00:09:55This here is no coincidence.
00:09:56It's destiny at the crossroads.
00:09:58What's your name?
00:09:59Joe...
00:10:02It's thievery!
00:10:03It's confiscation!
00:10:04That's what it is!
00:10:05I'll get him for you.
00:10:08I'll let him have it.
00:10:09I only made one payment.
00:10:10The finance company will get it anyway.
00:10:12As I was saying...
00:10:14Ain't you listening, Joe?
00:10:16I've got to get these eggs on the train.
00:10:18Eggs? With a right hand punch like you got?
00:10:20Sign this contract and you won't ever have to look an egg in the face again.
00:10:25I wish I could, but I can't.
00:10:26Now listen to me.
00:10:28You can't turn this down.
00:10:30I'm telling you, it's a chance...
00:10:31Why, it's heart-rending to see a guy like you wasting his talent with pigs and chickens.
00:10:37You're right.
00:10:38I'd sign in a minute, but I got more reasons not to.
00:10:42Well, what are they?
00:10:43Well...
00:10:44They're more reasons.
00:10:47It ain't healthy living in a country.
00:10:48Why, look at me.
00:10:49Raised on gasoline fumes and carbon monoxide.
00:10:52The picture of vigorous vitality.
00:10:54Now, I've always wanted to be a fighter, but...
00:10:57Well, why can't you be?
00:10:59My mom hates anything to do with fighting.
00:11:02On account of, uh...
00:11:04Well, you see, my dad was Pete Palooka.
00:11:07Did you say Palooka?
00:11:09The grand old champ?
00:11:10Yeah, and he was great in his day.
00:11:13Boy!
00:11:14The fortune of smacking us on the head with a champagne bottle.
00:11:17Well launched.
00:11:18Can't you see your name on the billboard?
00:11:21Joe Palooka.
00:11:22The son of the grand old champ.
00:11:25Boy, I'm gonna exploit you.
00:11:26Popped at the headline.
00:11:27Make your champion like your dear old dad.
00:11:30I can see it now.
00:11:31You're in the ring training punches.
00:11:33The other guy is generous and he gives you two for one.
00:11:35He clips you on the chin.
00:11:37But I'm undaunted.
00:11:38Then comes a critical moment.
00:11:40The turning point.
00:11:41You're later at low.
00:11:42Foul they cry, but we're triumphant.
00:11:45The referee counts them out.
00:11:47With shouts and cheers, they hail young Joe Palooka.
00:11:50The new champion.
00:11:52Gosh, it was kind of sudden.
00:11:55Sign.
00:11:56Sign on the dotted line.
00:11:58Sign.
00:11:59Sign.
00:12:00Sign.
00:12:01Sign.
00:12:02You'll hear from me.
00:12:04I'll write for you.
00:12:05You'll hear from me.
00:12:09I got the world by the elbow.
00:12:11Ha ha ha.
00:12:20Well, Joe, what are you doing?
00:12:24Just hitting that bag.
00:12:26Well, don't you feel well?
00:12:28Oh, I feel fine.
00:12:31Ann, opportunity has knocked at my door.
00:12:34I'm going to be a leather pusher.
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Sure.
00:12:38I'm going to breathe carbon monoxide and gasoline fumes
00:12:40instead of fresh air.
00:12:41What are you talking about?
00:12:43I'm going to the city.
00:12:44I'm going to the city.
00:12:45I'm going to the city.
00:12:46I'm going to the city.
00:12:47I'm going to the city.
00:12:49I'm going to the city to be a fighter.
00:12:51I can see my name in lights right now.
00:12:53Joe Palooka, the champion of the world.
00:12:55Just like my dad.
00:12:57You mean you're going to be a pride fighter?
00:12:59Sure, and I know I'm doing right.
00:13:01You know things are bad here on the farm.
00:13:04The only thing that worries me is I can't tell Mom.
00:13:07Oh, you've got to tell her you're going away, Joe.
00:13:09Oh, of course, I don't mean that.
00:13:11I mean I can't tell her I'm going to be a fighter.
00:13:13You know how she feels about that.
00:13:15But I'll tell her after I've made good.
00:13:17And boy, won't she be proud of me.
00:13:19And I will too, Joe.
00:13:20Sure you will.
00:13:22But you've got to promise me you won't tell Mom anything about it.
00:13:24I promise.
00:13:25And you wish me luck, won't you?
00:13:27Oh, with all my heart, Joey.
00:13:29And I'll be pulling for you.
00:13:31That'll be swell.
00:13:33Well, when do you intend to leave?
00:13:35Oh, the sooner the better.
00:13:37I wish I were going right now.
00:13:39Well, why so soon?
00:13:41So as I could give you a goodbye kiss.
00:13:46Why wait?
00:13:48Huh?
00:13:49Why wait?
00:13:51Oh.
00:13:52Well.
00:13:54Oh, Joe!
00:13:55Joe!
00:13:56Time for supper, dear.
00:13:57Come in.
00:13:58Uh-huh.
00:13:59Remember.
00:14:06Oh, come on, Mom.
00:14:08Please say you'll let me go.
00:14:10What is the business this Mr. Walsh is in?
00:14:14He's in the leather business.
00:14:16What do you know about the leather business?
00:14:18Well, I'm strong.
00:14:20And Mr. Walsh says he can teach me to...
00:14:22Oh.
00:14:24Oh, Mom.
00:14:26You've got to let me go.
00:14:30All right, Joe.
00:14:32If you've made up your mind.
00:14:34I don't suppose there's anything I can say or do that'll stop you.
00:14:36Oh, thanks, Mom.
00:14:38Gee, that's fine.
00:14:40Oh, I knew this time would come.
00:14:43And I prepared myself for it.
00:14:45But now that it is here...
00:14:49You don't know how I dread the thought of your leaving.
00:14:53Oh, you mustn't feel that way.
00:14:55I'm not a baby anymore.
00:14:57You are to me, son.
00:15:01You don't know how I shall miss you.
00:15:04And I'll miss you too, Mom.
00:15:06Will you, Joe?
00:15:09Oh, but...
00:15:11I'll make good and then I can get you everything you deserve.
00:15:18Just be a good boy, Joe.
00:15:20That's all I want.
00:15:26Well, goodbye, Mom.
00:15:28I'm going to make you proud of me.
00:15:30I am proud of you, Joe.
00:15:32And I'm going to stay proud of you.
00:15:34Remember, you're my son, Slug.
00:15:36And act accordingly.
00:15:39Goodbye, Ann.
00:15:41Goodbye, Joe.
00:15:45Goodbye.
00:15:47Goodbye, Joey.
00:15:49Goodbye.
00:15:55How do you feel?
00:15:57Oh, fine.
00:15:59I just had a great big supper.
00:16:01Now, remember, toy with him like you would a weakling.
00:16:03Artemis Wilson, Ken Levine, you're on.
00:16:05That's us.
00:16:07Gosh, Nobby, I feel kind of queer in my knees.
00:16:09Your customary stage fright.
00:16:11Every prima donna gets it.
00:16:13Forget it.
00:16:15Forget it and get going.
00:16:17Who?
00:16:19Just a minute, Nobby.
00:16:21I'll be with you in a minute to see the slaughter of Kid Levine.
00:16:23I'll wait for you, Nobby.
00:16:25Go with Whitey.
00:16:27I'll be right with you.
00:16:29Who?
00:16:31Dynamite Wilson?
00:16:33What?
00:16:36Say.
00:16:38That ain't Dynamite Wilson.
00:16:40Now he's trying to pull another one of his bastards.
00:16:42I'm letting you know that the name of Dynamite Wilson is copyrighted.
00:16:44Yeah, you double-crossing chiseler.
00:16:46Excuse me, I'm being paid.
00:16:48Never mind the phone.
00:16:50What's on your mind, Rafferty?
00:16:52Listen, I signed Dynamite Wilson.
00:16:54What do you mean by sneaking a substitute in on me?
00:16:56Listen, Rafferty, you got me wrong.
00:16:58This boy ain't no substitute.
00:17:00Why, he knocked out Dynamite Wilson like you and I would swat a fly.
00:17:02I'm telling you, he's sensational.
00:17:04He's got a kick like a mule.
00:17:06He's the biggest thing the ring ever saw.
00:17:08Listen to that, will you?
00:17:10Why, he's slicing Levine to pieces.
00:17:12He's tearing him apart like a herring.
00:17:14Get that sound effect, Rafferty?
00:17:16Am I chuckling?
00:17:18He's rendering that poor Armenian to smithereens.
00:17:22Why is that crowd a-froaking and a-froaming?
00:17:24I'll tell you.
00:17:26They're hailing a new sensation of the squared circle.
00:17:28Why, Pomeranium is breaking loose.
00:17:31What happened?
00:17:33One punch.
00:17:35So you had to ask, huh?
00:17:37Am I haunted by misfortune?
00:17:39Does disaster dog my footsteps?
00:17:41Me, with an unbroken record of defeats.
00:17:43All right, I'll take the loser's price.
00:17:45Fifty dollars.
00:17:47You'll take 20 bucks or nothing.
00:17:49Oh, so you're mercenary, huh?
00:17:51Or is it nothing?
00:17:53I'll take the 20.
00:17:55I was reaching for the 20.
00:17:57I'll take the 20.
00:17:59I'll take the 20.
00:18:01I was reaching for the moon.
00:18:03What an eclipse.
00:18:05Eclipse yourself and that mug out of here.
00:18:09A name that's worth a million dollars
00:18:11and he's made out of marshmallows.
00:18:13Mom!
00:18:15Mom!
00:18:19What happened?
00:18:21I lost.
00:18:23You've been peaking.
00:18:25Why didn't you fight like I told you?
00:18:28After we got started he whispered to me
00:18:30and told me to take it easy
00:18:32on account of his wife and kids
00:18:34and then I don't remember anymore.
00:18:36I might have known you'd fall for that old gag.
00:18:40Here's five.
00:18:42That makes me generosity itself.
00:18:44Here's five more,
00:18:46just to ease my conscience.
00:18:48Stick them under the shower,
00:18:50give them a rub and turn them loose.
00:18:52So long, kid.
00:18:54I'm not sore.
00:18:56Mr. Walsh seems to be disappointed in me.
00:18:58No, he's just mad at the other fella.
00:19:04Well, kid,
00:19:06better luck next time.
00:19:10Who was that gentleman?
00:19:12That's Mr. Levine.
00:19:14Levine?
00:19:16Yes, the man who knocked you out.
00:19:18Oh, I thought his face looked familiar.
00:19:22I just saw your boy fight.
00:19:25I'd better step on the coin to my wounded spirit.
00:19:27No, the boy's got a lot of color.
00:19:29Yeah, he's got so much color that I'm seeing red.
00:19:31No, no, I mean he tries and he ain't dangerous.
00:19:33Rub it in.
00:19:35Right now the boy is on his way back to the farm.
00:19:37I, uh, I thought I might be able to use him.
00:19:39What for?
00:19:41Pitching hay?
00:19:43No, with McSwatt.
00:19:45You mean to fight the champ?
00:19:47Sure, I got McSwatt on a barnstorming tour.
00:19:49The commissioner insists on a championship fight
00:19:51and I gotta have a safe setup.
00:19:53Boy's interesting.
00:19:55And you, uh, you know, uh...
00:19:57Goodbye, Whitey.
00:19:59Goodbye, Joe.
00:20:01Thanks for everything.
00:20:03That's all right, Joe.
00:20:05Joe, where you going, pal?
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:09I hate to go back home.
00:20:11You ain't going back home.
00:20:13I just signed you up for another fight.
00:20:15You'll be a sensation.
00:20:17Guess who you're gonna fight?
00:20:19Guess who?
00:20:22Why, sure.
00:20:24But now, Biggie, you think I'm good enough?
00:20:26Adult reason, huh?
00:20:28Maybe I forgot to tell you a couple of things I know about fighting.
00:20:30Say, leave it to me.
00:20:32I'll make you the Einstein of the square circle.
00:20:34But remember this.
00:20:36McSwatt ain't got no wife and no children either.
00:20:38That a boy.
00:20:40You really gonna fight him?
00:20:42Now you listen to me, Nina.
00:20:44I know McSwatt's there.
00:20:46Oh, he say that he gotta fight for you.
00:20:48Can I take it?
00:20:50Sure, you need another bracelet anyway.
00:20:52Oh, you're sweet, baby.
00:20:54I'll take that fight.
00:20:56What? Yeah, yeah.
00:20:58Have I what?
00:21:00Sure, I'll be ready to meet any palooka on the 29th.
00:21:02Sure, I've been doing plenty of road work.
00:21:04Hey, Doc!
00:21:06We found some roads you never heard of.
00:21:08My baby's in swell shape.
00:21:10I can say the same for Nina.
00:21:12All right, good night.
00:21:14Good night, Doc.
00:21:16Good night, so long, so long.
00:21:19Baby, it looks like it's all right. I gotta start training.
00:21:21Well, come on, let's go.
00:21:23Ready? Ready.
00:21:25Alley-oop.
00:21:27Oh, boy, it's gonna be fun.
00:21:29All right.
00:21:33Hello, Mrs. Palooka.
00:21:35Hello, Ann, dear.
00:21:37I heard from Joe today.
00:21:39So did I.
00:21:41He says he's doing fine working for that fellow, Walsh.
00:21:43Ladies and gentlemen, this is WXA broadcasting the news events of the day.
00:21:47In the sporting world, fight fans are looking forward
00:21:49with great interest to the championship bout tonight
00:21:51between Al McSwatt and Joe Palooka, the challenger.
00:21:53Joe Palooka is the son of the grand old champ Pete Palooka,
00:21:55since retired,
00:21:57who will long be remembered affectionately
00:21:59by the fans for his famous corkscrew punch.
00:22:01In arrogance at...
00:22:07Ann, did you know about this?
00:22:11Oh, Mrs. Palooka, Joe didn't mean to deceive you.
00:22:13But he didn't want you to know that he was a fighter
00:22:16until he made good.
00:22:18Well,
00:22:20if Joe wants to be a fighter,
00:22:22I won't be able to stop him.
00:22:24He's got his father's blood in him.
00:22:26But if I had that Joe here tonight,
00:22:28I'd show him who's the fighter in this family.
00:22:30You mustn't say that.
00:22:32Joe's a good boy.
00:22:34Of course he is, and so is his father.
00:22:36Now, fine, a more upstanding guy never lived than Pete Palooka.
00:22:38Well, I mean, until success changed him.
00:22:40But it won't change Joe.
00:22:42I know it won't.
00:22:44Oh, is that so?
00:22:46You don't know these Palookas.
00:22:48I married one.
00:22:50The only thing to save Joe tonight
00:22:52would be if he loses.
00:22:54Don't say that.
00:22:56No?
00:22:58Give me Western Union.
00:23:01That's a funny way
00:23:03of wishing a fella luck.
00:23:05Maybe it's just a typographical error.
00:23:09I'll show her.
00:23:11I'll show everybody.
00:23:13Oh, gee, I nearly hit you.
00:23:15Wait a minute.
00:23:17Save some of that pep for the fight.
00:23:19You'll need us.
00:23:21I'll show everybody.
00:23:23I'll show everybody.
00:23:25I'll show everybody.
00:23:27I'll show everybody.
00:23:29Save some of that pep for the fight.
00:23:31You'll need us.
00:23:33There's Mick Swat there.
00:23:35Where?
00:23:37At her apartment.
00:23:39Oh, he wasn't there.
00:23:41I looked at his apartment too.
00:23:43The house of the sellout.
00:23:45Nobody knows where he is.
00:23:47They should have been here 20 minutes ago.
00:23:49Hello, give me the golden slip at the café.
00:23:51You call up a club and see if Mick Swat's there.
00:23:53Okay.
00:23:55This is Doc HyNe speaking.
00:23:57left half an hour ago.
00:23:59McSwat there?
00:24:00McSwat left here 15 minutes ago.
00:24:02Here he comes now, Doc.
00:24:04Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
00:24:08Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
00:24:11Hello, Doc.
00:24:12Come here.
00:24:13I got you a chance.
00:24:14Thanks.
00:24:14And thanks to you for showing up for your own fight.
00:24:16What fight?
00:24:17Meeting that setup will be like shadow boxing.
00:24:19Come on, baby.
00:24:20You must take a shower.
00:24:21Come on.
00:24:22And you take the air.
00:24:24OK, Growing Pains.
00:24:25See if you can sober him up.
00:24:27He's in pretty bad shape, Doc.
00:24:30Maybe I ought to call the fight off.
00:24:32That ain't a bad idea.
00:24:33That settles it.
00:24:34The fight's off.
00:24:35You can't do that.
00:24:36The house is full of them.
00:24:37So are you.
00:24:38If I ain't, I've been cheated.
00:24:40Who is it?
00:24:41It's me, Nobby.
00:24:43The fight's off.
00:24:44What?
00:24:45Look at him.
00:24:47Hiya, Nobby.
00:24:49Don't talk like that, Doc.
00:24:51Can you afford to lose that fight?
00:24:53We're only getting 500.
00:24:54And we'll have to use that for doctor bills.
00:24:56McSwatt's in no condition to fight.
00:24:58He's in no condition to fight?
00:25:00Say, you should see Palooka.
00:25:02He's so scared, he's fainted.
00:25:03Why, I'm afraid we'll have to carry him into the ring.
00:25:05And I'll do.
00:25:06Certainly.
00:25:07But, Mac, you'll let him stay a couple of rounds, won't you?
00:25:09Sure, Nobby.
00:25:10Sure.
00:25:11That a boy.
00:25:12Say, you've seen my boy fight.
00:25:14He couldn't hit McSwatt with a handful of rice.
00:25:16Come on, be a good guy.
00:25:17Don't call off the fight.
00:25:18Let me make that 500.
00:25:20Go ahead, Doc.
00:25:21I'll make it.
00:25:22Go ahead, Doc.
00:25:23I'll knock him off.
00:25:24All right.
00:25:25Take him to the shower.
00:25:26That a boy, Doc.
00:25:27But remember, don't you try to double-cross me.
00:25:29Why, Doc, I'm astounded.
00:25:31Your words cut me like a knife.
00:25:32You know my reputation for this integrity.
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36That's what worries me.
00:25:38It's a lie.
00:25:41Like that.
00:25:42That's it.
00:25:43Right down there.
00:25:44Am I a general?
00:25:45Am I a mastermind?
00:25:46What happened?
00:25:47Don't ask no questions.
00:25:48You're as good as champion right now.
00:25:50Yeah?
00:25:51Is there anything else you want to tell me before a fight?
00:25:53No.
00:25:54Only remember, this guy ain't got no wife and kids.
00:25:57Oh.
00:25:58He isn't married at all.
00:25:59Right, right.
00:26:00All right.
00:26:01Everything is set for the big battle.
00:26:02However, if my dope is correct, this fight's going to be just one of those things.
00:26:07Oh, yeah?
00:26:08Well, Mr. Joe ain't no slouch.
00:26:09His pa was neat.
00:26:10Both fighters and managers gathered around the referee.
00:26:12Shake hands.
00:26:13Come out fighting.
00:26:14Good luck to both of you.
00:26:15Pleased to meet you, Mr. McSwatt.
00:26:17Come on, baby.
00:26:18Knock him out in the first round.
00:26:20Don't forget, we got to go places.
00:26:22Okay, honey.
00:26:23All right, kid.
00:26:24Forget that, baby.
00:26:25Sit down.
00:26:41You bowl him over as soon as you can.
00:26:43I'll carry him along for a couple of hours.
00:26:45Carry him nothing.
00:26:46Knock him out right away.
00:26:47It's all right, Doc.
00:26:50Look at that sucker, will you?
00:26:51Just look him right in the eye.
00:26:52Just look him right in the eye.
00:26:53Here.
00:26:54It's half the battle.
00:26:55Here.
00:26:56Go ahead.
00:26:57Take it.
00:27:00Now, remember, protect your stomach.
00:27:02Sure, sure.
00:27:03I know you're full of booze.
00:27:06I swallowed it.
00:27:08Oh.
00:27:09That was the bell for the first round.
00:27:28Kill him, baby.
00:27:29Kill him, baby.
00:27:30Kill him, baby.
00:27:31Kill him, baby.
00:27:32Kill him, baby.
00:27:33Kill him, baby.
00:27:34Kill him, baby!
00:27:35Kill him, baby!
00:27:38Come on.
00:27:39Don't heckle that champ, Joe.
00:27:41He's got a system of nature.
00:27:49Hey, lady.
00:27:50Keep your ceil.
00:27:51I did not one with my seal.
00:27:52Well, keep it out of my face.
00:27:54Kill him, baby.
00:27:55Kill him, baby.
00:27:59He misses him with a wild right.
00:28:00Again, McSwatt rips the left of the body.
00:28:02I'll die if he doesn't win.
00:28:03I don't care if he does. I can't listen to him anymore.
00:28:12Give it up, Joe! Give it up!
00:28:14I'll do it for the dynamite!
00:28:18Never touch this, Joe!
00:28:19Now, Joe, walk in close!
00:28:28...to the right and left across, and Mr. Beluca is very wobbly,
00:28:31back on his heels.
00:28:32You had better start heating the coffee, I'll say.
00:28:35And again, Mr. McSwatt rushes in.
00:28:40Now, in la panza! La panza!
00:28:43In la panza! La panza!
00:28:45He's going to shoot at us!
00:28:47Be careful!
00:28:49La panza!
00:28:52Call him to protect his stomach!
00:29:02Second quarter!
00:29:03Two!
00:29:04Three!
00:29:05Four!
00:29:06Five!
00:29:07Six!
00:29:08Seven!
00:29:09Eight!
00:29:10Nine!
00:29:11Ten!
00:29:12McSwatt is out!
00:29:13Why?
00:29:14Why?
00:29:15Why?
00:29:16Why?
00:29:17Why?
00:29:18Why?
00:29:19Why?
00:29:20Why?
00:29:21Why?
00:29:22Why?
00:29:23Why?
00:29:24Why?
00:29:25Why?
00:29:26Why?
00:29:27Why?
00:29:28Why?
00:29:29Why?
00:29:30Why?
00:29:31Why?
00:29:49Well, folks, it was a great fight, and an even greater surprise.
00:29:53Ah, a new champion has been found in the person of Joe Beluca!
00:29:56Fans must all remember the famous Pete Beluca, the new champ's father.
00:29:59Listen to me, you hand-eater. Leave my relations out of this.
00:30:13You crossed me. You can't get away with this. That punk of yours won on a fluke. You gotta
00:30:18give me another match. Your fight a loss because you couldn't keep
00:30:22him out of nightclubs. Now I've got a problem, too. I gotta keep my boy out of the ring.
00:30:27With them words, I'll leave you. Please, Mr. Palooka, will you say something
00:30:31to your public? It's a pleasure. Palooka will be a fighting
00:30:34champ. He'll meet all comers. You are now listening to a voice of Nobby Wallace, a champion's
00:30:40manager. I attribute his success to my strenuous discipline. Palooka will meet all comers in
00:30:46physical combat as frequently as frequently permits. And if frequently don't show up soon
00:30:51enough, we'll go looking for him. Please, please, I want Mr. Palooka to say
00:30:54something to the listeners. I rest my case. Please, Mr. Palooka.
00:30:59Well, I hardly know what to say, except I hope you all enjoyed the fight as much as
00:31:05I did. And if my ma's listening in, and I hope she is, well, I just want her to understand
00:31:11that I'm following in the footsteps of my dad. Well, if you do, I'll break your neck.
00:31:17And I'd like to say hello to somebody else back home. Hello, Ann.
00:31:22Hello, Joe. Oh, and Ma, it's kind of cold here in the
00:31:28city. Will you look in the bureau and see if I've got an extra pair of those long woolen
00:31:32underdrawers? Goodbye, Mom. Come on, champ. Come on, make room for me.
00:31:41Hello, champ. Oh, you were wonderful. You were marvelous. I congratulate you. I wish
00:31:47you'd do me the honor to be my guest tonight at the Paradise Club. You see, I work there.
00:31:53I wish you'd come over and see me. Won't you, please?
00:31:57Nobby. Oh, please do. I will make you very happy.
00:32:01Nobby. Oh, please do come.
00:32:04Nobby. Oh, you're such a sweet boy.
00:32:10Honey, it's up to you. Won't you like me a little bit less?
00:32:25And won't you love me a little bit more? If you love me a little bit, love me a little
00:32:31bit more. My skies could always be sunny, sunny and
00:32:59lovely. Life could be milk and honey. Honey, it's up to you, not me.
00:33:09Gosh, you sing good. I sing good tonight because my heart is full
00:33:32of happiness. I had it especially made for you.
00:33:46Oh, gosh, thanks. Will you give me the honor of being the first
00:33:52one to dance with the new champion? Sure.
00:33:56Get that, Doc. He steals my title and now he's got my girl.
00:34:01Don't be a chump. Sit down. You can call me tighter.
00:34:05I like it. I love it.
00:34:13The beginning of the end. That dame will change my gold mine into a
00:34:17nickel's worth of pennies. Oh, don't let it worry you, Nobby.
00:34:23Gosh, it's getting kind of hot in here, isn't it?
00:34:26Well, would you like to go outside and have a little bit of fresh air?
00:34:30Ain't a bad idea. All right, we can do it.
00:34:38Hey, Walsh, sit down, fellas. The check will be here in a minute.
00:34:42Listen, you mug, I'm entitled to a return match and I'm going to get it.
00:34:45If you do, I hope I faint over your dead body.
00:34:48Well, if I don't, I'll knock over that chump of yours right here.
00:34:51Luka won that title on a fluke. He's no more a champ than you're an Indian.
00:34:55I am an Indian and my name is Sitting Pretty.
00:34:59Yes, and if I don't get a rematch, you'll be laying pretty.
00:35:04A white man can now go scrammy.
00:35:11Mr. Walsh, a boy left a couple of pentagrams. For me? No, for the time being.
00:35:14I might as well be nonexistent.
00:35:16Another dame. You tellin' me? I just unloaded one.
00:35:26That's different. Where's the champ?
00:35:29He just left the joint with that Madeira dame.
00:35:32What? That dame will ruin that kid.
00:35:35Where's my hat? Girlie, my hat.
00:35:38What are you getting excited about?
00:35:40I'm not getting excited about anything.
00:35:44Where's my hat? Girlie, my hat.
00:35:46What are you getting excited about? He can't fight anyhow.
00:35:49No, but he can punch. And as soon as he learns how to box, he'll be okay.
00:35:52Maybe you're right.
00:35:54Whitey, I gotta save him from that dame. She's poison to champs.
00:35:57How are you gonna do it? I'll go on a make for her myself.
00:36:00I'll go to work on her with my swamp poison on me.
00:36:03And I'll sweep her off her feet with my long eyelashes.
00:36:06I'll be terrific. I'll be a typhoon.
00:36:08Whitey, do me a favor. Call me up at Nina's apartment. Thank you.
00:36:12Talk about a minute. That'll be enough.
00:36:17How do you feel now, sweet?
00:36:20Kind of sleepy.
00:36:23Sleepy? Oh, I'll fix you up right now.
00:36:26Come on.
00:36:29Now just relax.
00:36:32Now I'm gonna get you a little drink more.
00:36:35Oh, you better not. I'm not used to it.
00:36:38Oh, you'll get used to it.
00:36:41Put your little feet up here.
00:36:44Oh, I wouldn't. It'll ruin your couch.
00:36:47Oh, never mind.
00:36:50Now, is there anything else I can do for you?
00:36:53You've been so awfully nice to me.
00:36:56I could be nicer.
00:36:59Well, if it's not asking too much.
00:37:02Yes.
00:37:05I would like a cheese sandwich.
00:37:09American cheese. That's the kind I like best.
00:37:12Sometimes I used to eat two or three a day.
00:37:15Oh, you're so cute.
00:37:18Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
00:37:21You're all wet. You must take a mask.
00:37:24Oh, I hardly think it's necessary.
00:37:27Oh, yes, yes. What will happen to me if you catch a cold?
00:37:30Come on, change it. Can I help you?
00:37:33I'd rather not.
00:37:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:37:39I didn't mean to bother you before.
00:37:42I fell in a river once and I didn't take you home.
00:37:45Who is it?
00:37:48It's Knobby. I got a cable for Joe.
00:37:51Where is he?
00:37:54I don't think I'll have to take off my pants, Miss Madeira.
00:37:57A magician. I underestimated you.
00:38:00Sorry to disturb you, champ.
00:38:04Nice homey place you got here.
00:38:09Too bad my mom couldn't have sent me a nice wire like this.
00:38:12Oh, the phone.
00:38:15I'll get it.
00:38:18Hello?
00:38:21Yes, he's here, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:24No, no, not Mrs. Palooka. I'm Whitey, Knobby.
00:38:27Whitey, do you remember? You told me to call you up and...
00:38:30Yes, ma'am. I phoned her, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:34I'll send him right back to the hotel.
00:38:37Yes, ma'am. Don't mention it, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:40No, no, I'm not Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:43Knobby, I'm Whitey. I'm Whitey.
00:38:46You told me to...
00:38:49Good night, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:52The wagon's gonna get that screwball some of these days.
00:38:55My hat.
00:38:58Oh, Joe.
00:39:01I wouldn't barge in between a mother's love for her son
00:39:04for all the gold in the Arabese.
00:39:07Oh, Joe, must you go?
00:39:10Of course. It's Mom.
00:39:13Knobby, do me a favor.
00:39:16Sure, Joe.
00:39:19Oh, thanks, Knobby. That's awfully nice of you.
00:39:22I'm sorry to jump out like this,
00:39:25but you know how it is with a mother, don't you?
00:39:31What a face.
00:39:34The brow of a genius with sharp, chiseling features.
00:39:37And they talk about Barrymore.
00:39:40Scram.
00:39:43Not that. Say it isn't so.
00:39:46Oh, what are you talking about?
00:39:49Let's not waste time on subtleties and idle banter.
00:39:52I'm nuts about your Nina.
00:39:55You're nuts, all right.
00:39:59Oh, let go of me. You're crazy.
00:40:02I am crazy. Crazy about you.
00:40:05You've got this. You've got that.
00:40:08And, boy, you've got those.
00:40:11You're a pip. You've got it.
00:40:14Can't you see you're even making a poet out of me?
00:40:17Me rhyming it with pip.
00:40:20Stop it. You're hurting me.
00:40:23It's only temporary. Each man kills the thing he loves.
00:40:26Nina, I would say this tonight.
00:40:29Take a peek at that profile.
00:40:32Don't that do nothing to you?
00:40:35Yeah.
00:40:38That's the ultimate insult.
00:40:41My nemesis.
00:40:44If he finds you here, he'll wipe the floor with you.
00:40:47Where?
00:40:50That's the final degradation.
00:40:54Open the door. I'll break it down.
00:40:57Just a minute, darling.
00:41:00I opened the door in the second suite.
00:41:03Hello? Hello, operator.
00:41:06Send the house detectives off right away.
00:41:14Hello, darling.
00:41:17What's the matter, sweet? You look mad.
00:41:20Where is that guy?
00:41:24What guy?
00:41:27Why, that's very funny. He hasn't been here.
00:41:30Besides, he don't even know where I live.
00:41:33Can that stuff.
00:41:36I know you're lying.
00:41:39All right, if you think I'm lying, why don't you go and look for yourself?
00:41:42That's just what I'm going to do.
00:41:45Now, darling, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
00:41:48After the way I love you, you don't even trust me.
00:41:51What's the trouble, Miss Madeira?
00:41:54Throw this lug out of here.
00:41:57I'm sorry, Mac, but you'll have to get out.
00:42:00Don't be so sorry, boys. I'll be glad to go.
00:42:03I'm going to get out, and so will you when I stop paying the rent.
00:42:06So long, two-timer.
00:42:14You're learning fast, Yoko.
00:42:17Huh?
00:42:21What was Mr. McSwatt doing here?
00:42:24Oh, he's just a little jealous because I like you.
00:42:27By the way, how is your mother?
00:42:30Oh, somebody must have been playing a joke on Nobby.
00:42:33She wasn't there. Where is Nobby?
00:42:36Here's where he belongs.
00:42:39Oh, you wait here for me, and I go and get my wrap, and we go places, huh?
00:42:42It's getting kind of late.
00:42:45Not for us, darling Angel.
00:42:48Good night, funny man with a big nose.
00:43:06Whitey, it's that dame. That's what it is.
00:43:09You know, he thinks more of her than he does of me.
00:43:12And if he don't show up and pose for the meds, we're going to lose a lot of soft dough.
00:43:16Why, it's funny what a dame will do to a guy in two weeks.
00:43:19He's ungrateful.
00:43:22After me, taking him off the farm and using my brain to make him champ.
00:43:25And that's how he reciprocates.
00:43:28It says here that worry kills more people than bullets.
00:43:31Why do I care how many bullets get killed? I'm worried about the champ.
00:43:34I thought you were going to vamp her with your great personality.
00:43:37I did. And what happened? I wound up in the bathroom.
00:43:42How do you do, gentlemen?
00:43:46Hiya, fellas.
00:43:49It's about time. I've been waiting here an hour.
00:43:52Well, we're here, aren't we?
00:43:55I'm not talking to you. As far as I'm concerned, you can leave right now.
00:43:58Now, wait a minute, Nobby. I don't pose for any ads without Nina.
00:44:01She'll add the feminine touch.
00:44:04She'll add the touch, all right.
00:44:07Mr. Bulleter, the photographer's waiting.
00:44:10Go on, Nina.
00:44:13Don't be scared, Nobby, because that's the way it's going to be.
00:44:16How do you like that?
00:44:19Will you sign the releases, Mr. Bulleter?
00:44:22Mr. Walsh will attend to that.
00:44:25Mr. Walsh, please.
00:44:28I'll sign reluctantly.
00:44:31Come on, Whitey.
00:44:35Now, give us a little more sex, please.
00:44:38Sex?
00:44:41How about this?
00:44:44Why, it's preposterous.
00:44:47Hold it!
00:44:51That's all, thank you.
00:44:54Won't you make your changes, please?
00:44:57Come on, honey. Everything all right, Nobby?
00:45:00Get me a drink.
00:45:03Get me an aspirin.
00:45:06They say that women come from the rib of men.
00:45:09It must be the truth, because they give me a pain in the neck.
00:45:12Something must be done about this.
00:45:15All right, miss. Now, a nice smile.
00:45:21What kind of a place is this?
00:45:24Hey, look.
00:45:27Now, Miss Madero, you hold the golf bag.
00:45:31Now, champ, show us your form.
00:45:34Form?
00:45:37How is it?
00:45:40That's fine. Hold it.
00:45:43Let's get out of here before they raid the joint.
00:45:46Here's the boys, Nobby.
00:45:52Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:45:55Listen, you mugs.
00:45:59I've given you a chance to make some easy money.
00:46:02Well, here it is.
00:46:05All you gotta do is lay down the first time you get hit.
00:46:08I don't want my boy to hurt his hands.
00:46:11Do you understand?
00:46:14And if any of you guys let Palooka know
00:46:17that these fights ain't on the level,
00:46:20he's gonna feel the wrath of Nobby Walsh.
00:46:23Any rat feelers in the crowd?
00:46:26All right, then we proceed.
00:46:29Cardoni, you fight in Pittsburgh on the 15th.
00:46:32O'Shea, have your boy in Buffalo on the 20th.
00:46:35Patrick, I want you to fight in Detroit on the 26th.
00:46:50No powder, Armand.
00:46:54Finished, sir.
00:46:57Take care of him, Alphonse.
00:47:00Thank you, sir.
00:47:03Pay him, Alphonse.
00:47:06Take it, Alphonse.
00:47:09Oh, thank you, champ.
00:47:12Oh, a playboy with the rubber band off his poke.
00:47:15Go ahead, spend your money with reckless abundance.
00:47:18Finished. It's been a pleasure to manicure the nails of a champion.
00:47:21Alphonse, some money.
00:47:24Oh, I can't change 10.
00:47:27Who said anything about change?
00:47:30Oh, thank you, champion.
00:47:33If you want me to come up tonight and give you a polish,
00:47:36just call Josephine.
00:47:39Well, not tonight, Josephine.
00:47:42Some other time.
00:47:45Flowers for the champ.
00:47:49You stop wee-weeing all over the joint.
00:47:52Wee-wee?
00:47:55I give up.
00:47:58Where are you going?
00:48:01Places.
00:48:04I got an offer for personal appearances in vaudeville I gotta talk to you about.
00:48:07Later.
00:48:10But this is important.
00:48:13Gosh, that's gonna look swell on Nina.
00:48:17This is none of your business.
00:48:20This is love, Nobby. You wouldn't understand.
00:48:23I understand, all right.
00:48:26For a dame, you'd bite the hand that yanks you out of the gutter.
00:48:29For a dame, you'd kick a beautiful friendship right in the teeth.
00:48:32You're just partying a woman's hand.
00:48:35Something to ravish and cast aside.
00:48:38Ah, monsieur is very handsome.
00:48:41Will you do one thing for me before you go?
00:48:44Kiss him, Alfonso.
00:48:52What's the matter?
00:48:55If I'd wanted that pressed, I'd have sent it to a tailor.
00:48:58That guy's head's getting so big, it's a wonder he can get her through that door.
00:49:01Am I sizzling?
00:49:04Am I burning up?
00:49:07And I had to meet a guy like that by accident.
00:49:10What an accident. I'd have been better off if he'd have run over me.
00:49:14That's what's done it.
00:49:17Oh, he's as screwy as a bulldog's tail.
00:49:20Why, I took him out of the gutter, and he's sitting back there without my help.
00:49:23I made him champ, even though he's a phony champ.
00:49:26And it's a personal treasure to see him turn on me like this.
00:49:29I know it is.
00:49:32Hello? A lady?
00:49:35Fine, that's just dandy.
00:49:38Now, what's the matter?
00:49:41I don't know.
00:49:44Whitey, you're going to see me as the champion troll roller of all times.
00:49:47Wait till that tomato comes in that door.
00:49:50Watch this technique.
00:49:56Say, you dames got to stop chasing...
00:49:59Who are you?
00:50:02Whitey, tell her who I am. I'm Nobby Walsh, Joe Palooka's manager.
00:50:05I'm Joe Palooka's mother. Where's Joe?
00:50:09Why, the clerk just said a dame was coming up.
00:50:12Yeah, a dame called Ming.
00:50:17Putting on the dog, isn't it?
00:50:22You'll find it different here than down on a farm, Mrs. Palooka.
00:50:25Don't smolt on me.
00:50:28I shook a hip load of beads in this burg while it was still teething.
00:50:31Sit down.
00:50:34And who's the other gentleman?
00:50:38Oh, me? My name is Whitey. I'm Joe's trainer.
00:50:41So I got you two guys to thank for making Joe a fighter.
00:50:44Don't thank us.
00:50:47No, don't thank us.
00:50:50I don't. Where is he?
00:50:53He's having dinner with, uh... He's having dinner.
00:50:56Yeah, with that Nina dame he's been training around with.
00:50:59I don't let him run around with dames. I don't allow it.
00:51:02He's having dinner with some, uh... Some newspaper man.
00:51:05Well, do you suppose that you could tear him out of their arms
00:51:08long enough to say hello to his mother?
00:51:11Make yourself comfortable, and I'll be back in a jiffy.
00:51:14Whitey, entertain ma'am, uh... Mrs. Palooka.
00:51:17Right the first time.
00:51:20Okay, ma'am.
00:51:23Would you... Would you like to read the police gazette?
00:51:26Say, I ain't seen one of these things
00:51:29since I stopped wearing tights.
00:51:33How long has he been trailing with that Nina dame?
00:51:36Nina? Oh, he hardly knows her.
00:51:39That's interesting.
00:51:42He hardly knows her. Yeah, he hardly knows her.
00:51:45Yeah.
00:51:53Your eyes are as bright as diamonds.
00:51:56Not as bright as the diamonds you gave me, darling.
00:51:59Poor little bracelet. He looks so lonely by himself.
00:52:02I'll give you two more to keep you company.
00:52:09Let go of his head, Nina.
00:52:12Joe, your ma just blew it to town.
00:52:15Ah, you can't fool me. I know that one.
00:52:18I'm telling you the truth. She's down at the hotel.
00:52:21Now, you know what happened to you the last time you said that.
00:52:24Joe, you're in your cups. What'll your mother say
00:52:27when she sees your place like a summer bungalow?
00:52:31I'll drink to my mother. You bet.
00:52:34We'll drink to my mother, the best little mother in the whole world.
00:52:37She calls me son on account of I'm her son.
00:52:40To my mother. To Joe's mother.
00:52:43Joe, let's go, will you? You mean to say you won't drink to my mother?
00:52:46You know I don't drink. What?
00:52:49Okay. To your mother. To my mother.
00:52:52To Joe's mother. Joe, come on, let's go.
00:52:55Sit down, Navi, sit down. Now we drink to my mother.
00:52:59Now, you can't insult a girl's mother. Joe, your ma is waiting.
00:53:02Now, wait a minute here. We're gonna drink to Nina's mother.
00:53:05You bet. To Nina's mother. To my mother.
00:53:12Now we drink to Navi's mother. I didn't know he had a mother.
00:53:15No father. Everybody has got a mother.
00:53:18We'll drink to Navi's mother. To my mother.
00:53:21Your mother. To Navi's mother.
00:53:29Now we'll drink to Mother Hubbard,
00:53:32Mother McCree, and Mother Goose.
00:53:35Mother Goose.
00:53:38That was a pip, that was a pip.
00:53:45Say, that makes twelve bottles of champagne
00:53:48and forty-two monies.
00:53:51Why, the sentiment is so beautiful, it makes me want to sing.
00:53:54I don't sing.
00:53:57Oh, please don't sing. You don't know how to sing.
00:54:00Who don't know how to sing?
00:54:03Say, I got a voice like a nightingale.
00:54:06Watch me knock off this cadenza.
00:54:09M is for a million things you gave me.
00:54:12O is for...
00:54:15Say, wait a minute.
00:54:18I'm Navi Walsh, the chance manager.
00:54:21Navi Walsh, huh? Well, I told you a dozen times before
00:54:25Hey, when a Walsh makes up his mind to sing,
00:54:28he's gonna sing.
00:54:31Hey, I'll put the finger on you.
00:54:34I'll put you in a spot.
00:54:37Now get out and stay out.
00:54:40Hey, I repeat, when a Walsh makes up his mind to sing,
00:54:43he's gonna sing. Oh, scram.
00:54:46Am I right? No. You can be wrong too.
00:54:49Oh, yeah? I'll give it to you.
00:54:52That's the boy.
00:54:55Now I will help you.
00:54:58I'll take that coat.
00:55:01Hey!
00:55:04This is a public place.
00:55:07I don't care.
00:55:10Who's a farmhand?
00:55:13Listen, you drop that coat or I'll drop you.
00:55:16Let me at him. I'll knock him down.
00:55:20Let me at him. I'll knock him colder than I did in the ring.
00:55:23Who says I'm afraid of him?
00:55:26Boys, if you must fight, why not fight for a purse?
00:55:29I'll fight him any time, any place anyway. The sooner the better.
00:55:32It's a bargain. I'll draw up the contacts and I'll send you one tomorrow.
00:55:35Now give the little lady her hat.
00:55:38There you are.
00:55:41Now listen to me. Don't you annoy this lady anymore.
00:55:44You understand? This is my girl and I want you to let her alone.
00:55:48I'll see you in the ring.
00:55:51I got you talking, Juan Angel.
00:55:54He couldn't get away with anything.
00:55:57Come on, back it up. Let's not have any more trouble.
00:56:00All right, I'll take care of him.
00:56:03Doc, it worked. You telling me?
00:56:06I'm going to give this story to the newspapers. Come on, kid.
00:56:09Good thing, huh?
00:56:12I can't sing, huh?
00:56:23Oh, Sean.
00:56:26Oh, Sean.
00:56:29Slide over, sister.
00:56:32You're going to hear some real singing.
00:56:35That's it, baby. Just sit where you are.
00:56:42Once upon a time, they sent a boat a long ago.
00:56:45But that was long ago.
00:56:48Then everybody started in to boop-boop-a-doop.
00:56:51They got tired of that, you know.
00:56:54But the tune for you and me
00:56:57is that swingy symphony.
00:57:00What a voice.
00:57:03They call it eight.
00:57:06A dink-a-dee, a dink-a-doo.
00:57:09A dink-a-dee, a dink-a-doo.
00:57:12A dink-a-dee, so-so-so.
00:57:15Ba-ba-ba-ba-boop. Ba-ba-ba-ba-boop.
00:57:18Just the truth. That hard, just the truth.
00:57:21Eight. A dink-a-dee.
00:57:24A dink-a-doo. A dink-a-dee.
00:57:30There's a little bit of Bing Crosby in me.
00:57:33So you won't talk, huh?
00:57:36Eskimo bells up in Iceland
00:57:40are ringing.
00:57:43They'll play their old
00:57:46paradise band singing.
00:57:49Eight. A dink-a-dee.
00:57:52A dink-a-doo. A dink-a-dee.
00:57:58Simply means eight. A dink-a-dee.
00:58:01Hey, that'll do.
00:58:04A dink-a-doo outta here.
00:58:09Gee, Mama, I wish you'd have telegraphed or something.
00:58:12I'd have met you at the train.
00:58:21What's the matter, son?
00:58:23Oh, nothing.
00:58:25I had to go out last night.
00:58:28I didn't get in till kind of late.
00:58:30I know. I put you to bed.
00:58:35You... put me to bed?
00:58:38Mm-hmm.
00:58:40And I've never seen a more thorough, rip-snorting jag
00:58:43since I walked out on your father.
00:58:46Gosh, Mom, I'm...
00:58:48I'm sorry you saw me that way.
00:58:51But a fella has to have some fun.
00:58:54I'm a big shot now, Mom.
00:58:56I'm the champ.
00:58:58You're the champ, all right.
00:59:00Well, I'm not the kid from the sticks anymore.
00:59:02You're right.
00:59:06Oh, gee, Mom, everything's fine on us.
00:59:09I'm making plenty of dough, and I can do a lot for you.
00:59:12I'm in love with a wonderful girl.
00:59:14Just wait till you see Nina.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:18I've seen her picture.
00:59:20Isn't she a wow?
00:59:23She's a couple of wows.
00:59:27What about Ann?
00:59:29Oh, that's different.
00:59:31That was before I was the champ.
00:59:33I've changed now on a lot of things.
00:59:35Nina's crazy about me.
00:59:37So is Ann crazy about you.
00:59:39Well, Ann was a swell girl back home.
00:59:43Son, Ann's a swell girl anyplace.
00:59:49Oh, maybe it's a good thing for Ann.
00:59:51Now that I'm different, she might not like me.
00:59:55She might not like me anymore.
00:59:59Well, I'm not so stuck on you myself.
01:00:10Oh, good morning, Nobby.
01:00:11Yeah, but it must be raining somewhere.
01:00:13What's the matter?
01:00:14Explain that before I swoon insensible before your very eyes.
01:00:19Is that the truth?
01:00:21Yeah, that's true.
01:00:22Well, I'm a monkey's uncle.
01:00:24It has nothing to do with it.
01:00:26What's true?
01:00:28I hope it was a tissue of lies.
01:00:30That barracuda's that wise.
01:00:32Forcing you into a match with McSwatt.
01:00:34And you agreeing to it without consulting me, your manager.
01:00:37You may be my manager, but I'm doing the fighting.
01:00:39Listen to that.
01:00:40Say, you boys get along swell, don't you?
01:00:42You haven't heard nothing.
01:00:44It's mutiny.
01:00:45That's what it is, mutiny.
01:00:48Hello?
01:00:50Just a moment.
01:00:51It's for you, Mrs. Palooka.
01:00:55Hello?
01:00:57Oh, yes.
01:00:58Send her right up.
01:00:59I've been expecting her.
01:01:04Who was it, Mom?
01:01:05Somebody I've got a lot to say to.
01:01:09You've got to listen to me, Joe.
01:01:10There's more in this than meets the eye.
01:01:12Ah, go get dressed and stop shooting off your face.
01:01:15Don't even wash until you answer to the voice of reason.
01:01:21Oh, come in.
01:01:26How do you do?
01:01:27I'm Nina Madero.
01:01:29Oh, yes?
01:01:30I'm Joe's mother.
01:01:32I was so delighted when you telephoned me this morning and asked me to call.
01:01:36You see, I've been so very anxious to meet you.
01:01:39Sweet of you.
01:01:40I've been so anxious to meet you.
01:01:45Won't you sit down?
01:01:50You have a cigarette?
01:01:53Oh, no, no, thanks.
01:01:55I never smoke.
01:01:57May I offer you a drink?
01:01:58Oh, no, no, thanks.
01:02:00There's one thing I never touch.
01:02:05I noticed that.
01:02:07I understand that you're in love with my son.
01:02:10Well, he's everything in the world to me.
01:02:14That's why I wanted to see you.
01:02:17I want you to give him up.
01:02:20Oh, but you see, I love him.
01:02:24Now get this, kid.
01:02:25I know dames like you.
01:02:27I've had a whole row behind me.
01:02:29Why, I don't understand you.
01:02:32Listen to me, you little tramp.
01:02:36You call me a tramp?
01:02:37I call you worse than that.
01:02:39Only I'm a lady.
01:02:40Yeah?
01:02:41Yeah.
01:02:42Now get this.
01:02:44This boy of mine is good and clean.
01:02:46Something that you've never met before.
01:02:48I've raised him that way and I'm going to keep him that way.
01:02:51If I have to wipe up the floor with you.
01:02:53Well, I love him.
01:02:55And I won't give him up.
01:02:56Can that.
01:02:57I'm on to all the tricks.
01:03:02Now you get out.
01:03:08All right, I get out.
01:03:10But whether you like it or not, I'm going to see Joe.
01:03:13Because you see, I got what it takes to hold him.
01:03:17Well, you take it out.
01:03:23So you're all set on digging your own grave, huh?
01:03:26On committing professional suicide.
01:03:28Ah, you talk as if I didn't have a chance to win.
01:03:33Joe, I'm going to spill something that I've been concealing from you.
01:03:36You ain't got a chance.
01:03:37Ah, you're crazy.
01:03:38I knocked him out once, didn't I?
01:03:40You think you knocked him out.
01:03:42What really happened, McSweat came into that ring, stood to the gills.
01:03:45You didn't knock him out.
01:03:46He fell down and he couldn't get up.
01:03:49Ah, I don't believe it.
01:03:51What about those other fights?
01:03:53They were all set ups.
01:03:54Hand picked.
01:03:55I personally paid every one of them to lay down.
01:03:58If I believed that, I'd knock you lopsided.
01:04:01But you're talking a lot of hooey.
01:04:03I'm the champ.
01:04:04Joe, listen to me.
01:04:05Would I lie to you?
01:04:06You're just wasting your time, Nobby.
01:04:07I'm going to fight McSweat and that's that.
01:04:10You're going to fight McSweat.
01:04:12And my gold mine turns to what?
01:04:15Dust and ashes.
01:04:18Come on.
01:04:19Be a regular guy.
01:04:20We're all reporters.
01:04:21We want a story about that fight in the Paradise Club last night.
01:04:23I don't know anything about it.
01:04:26Hey, don't push, will you, brother?
01:04:28Take it easy.
01:04:29Hello, Whitey.
01:04:32Whitey, he'll give us a good story.
01:04:35How about a story on Palooka and that Nina Madera day?
01:04:38Hey, is the champ in?
01:04:39Didn't you hear me tell you it's not this hotel?
01:04:41Yeah, but I'm his father.
01:04:43Pete Palooka?
01:04:44That's right.
01:04:45Sure enough.
01:04:46Hello, Pete.
01:04:47How are you?
01:04:48OK.
01:04:49Just a moment.
01:04:50Thanks.
01:04:51907.
01:04:52Mr. Palooka to see Mr. Palooka.
01:04:53Who?
01:04:58Send him up.
01:04:59Thanks.
01:05:00Go right up.
01:05:01Sweet 907.
01:05:02Thanks.
01:05:03Say, he used to be a great fighter.
01:05:05He used to be champ.
01:05:06He's kind of down now.
01:05:18Well, maybe we'll both get a shock.
01:05:30Come in.
01:05:39Hiya, ma'am.
01:05:42You remembered the name.
01:05:47Oh, I never forgot you.
01:05:49Gee, you're looking swell.
01:05:51You're looking pretty good yourself.
01:05:52You ain't changed a bit.
01:05:54Oh, the same old blondie, Pete.
01:05:56You've been practicing that a long time.
01:05:58Oh, I changed, though.
01:06:00Yeah, a lot of waters passed under the bridge.
01:06:02Oh, no.
01:06:03No water ever passed under your bridge.
01:06:05Not while you were able to bend an elbow.
01:06:08Good old name.
01:06:09Still picking on me.
01:06:11Seems like old times.
01:06:14This reunion is kind of sudden, Pete.
01:06:16What's the big idea?
01:06:17Oh, I wanted to see you.
01:06:20And I got a son I wanted to see, too.
01:06:23What a memory.
01:06:25Yeah, I know.
01:06:27I was pretty bad dice.
01:06:29I don't blame you for shaking me.
01:06:32But I would like to see Joey, if you don't mind.
01:06:36Well, I guess you got a right to.
01:06:39You're his father.
01:06:41So I've always understood.
01:06:45Where is he?
01:06:46He's in there.
01:06:51We ought to be proud of that kid.
01:06:54What do you mean, we?
01:06:57Come on.
01:07:06Hello, champ.
01:07:08Who is it?
01:07:09Well, I guess we don't have to exactly be introduced.
01:07:11My name's Pete Palooka.
01:07:16Pete Palooka?
01:07:18Yeah.
01:07:19I happen to be your old man.
01:07:22My dad?
01:07:23Kind of tough having to introduce yourself to your own kid,
01:07:25but I guess I deserve it.
01:07:28Well, what do you know about that?
01:07:31Gosh, I'm glad to see you, Dad.
01:07:33Are you, son?
01:07:34Sure, son.
01:07:35Hey, I've been reading a lot about you.
01:07:37Mom's told me a lot about you, too.
01:07:39Yeah, we'll skip that.
01:07:40We just want you to know I'm proud of you, boy.
01:07:43You've done just what I wanted you to do.
01:07:45You won the championship.
01:07:46You're a great fighter.
01:07:48Yeah.
01:07:51There seems to be some argument about that.
01:07:53About what?
01:07:55Well, you see, Dad, I gave McSwatter a return match,
01:07:58and my manager says I ain't got a chance.
01:08:00He's crazy.
01:08:01Why, there never was a Palooka that couldn't fight.
01:08:03I've got to win this fight, Dad.
01:08:05You see, there's a girl I'm crazy about,
01:08:07and I've got to win for her.
01:08:09How would you like to have me train you?
01:08:11Would you?
01:08:12Sure.
01:08:13Oh, gee.
01:08:15Would you?
01:08:16Sure.
01:08:17Oh, gee, Dad.
01:08:18That'd be great.
01:08:19Why, say.
01:08:20I'll teach you every trick I ever knew.
01:08:22You'll win the fight all right,
01:08:23and the girl will be proud to marry you.
01:08:25Just the same as your mother was proud to marry...
01:08:27Well, we'll skip that, too.
01:08:29Gosh, Dad.
01:08:30Oh, it'll be great working with you.
01:08:32Sure.
01:08:33Oh, you don't know how glad I am to see you.
01:08:36You come back just at the right time.
01:08:39It's treason.
01:08:40That's what it is.
01:08:41A castastroke.
01:08:42Well, what's the matter with you?
01:08:44You don't want him to fight either, do you, Nobby?
01:08:46Not this particular fight.
01:08:48There's a reason.
01:08:49I've got reasons, too.
01:08:52Gee, what a thug.
01:08:54Come on out here, Dad.
01:08:55Where we got more room?
01:08:56Now, now, show it to me again.
01:08:58Sure.
01:08:59Now, you faint with your left and throw your right, see?
01:09:01And I catch as you're coming in.
01:09:02All right?
01:09:03Now, look out.
01:09:07Gee.
01:09:08You see?
01:09:09I think I got it.
01:09:11Hey.
01:09:12Hey.
01:09:13Wait a minute.
01:09:14What are you doing in my chair?
01:09:15Oh, Dad, I want you to meet my manager.
01:09:18Nobby Waltz is the name.
01:09:19Glad to know you, Mr. Palooka.
01:09:21Likewise.
01:09:22Gee, Mom, Dad's going to train me for the fight.
01:09:25Ain't that swell?
01:09:26Oh, yeah, swell.
01:09:28Say, maybe you can talk Joe out of that match with McSwatt.
01:09:31Talk him out of it?
01:09:32With me here to train him?
01:09:33From now on, he listens to me.
01:09:35Well, if you won't protect him, I'll protect him myself.
01:09:38He don't sign this contract.
01:09:40Oh, you don't now.
01:09:41I sign it right now.
01:09:42I won't sanctify the match.
01:09:44Now, you wait a minute, Nobby.
01:09:45A Palooka's word is a Palooka's word.
01:09:48Oh.
01:09:54Gee, ma'am, this is the kick of a lifetime.
01:09:57I got here just in time.
01:09:59Yeah.
01:10:00Just when I was pounding some sense into Joe's head.
01:10:02You have to come along and put the kibosh on it.
01:10:06Well, I don't understand.
01:10:07The kid's got me to train him now.
01:10:09You want him to win this fight, don't you?
01:10:10I don't want him to fight at all.
01:10:12No, but you see, he's in love with a girl that wants him to win.
01:10:14And I'm going to help him so we can both dance at his wedding.
01:10:17I don't want him to marry the girl.
01:10:19I want him to get out of the dirty racket.
01:10:23Now, hold on, ma'am.
01:10:24You ain't trying to tell the boy how to live his own life, are you?
01:10:27If he wants to marry, that's his business.
01:10:29And if he wants to fight, that's his business too.
01:10:31He's got to fight.
01:10:32He can't help it.
01:10:33He's a chip off the old block.
01:10:35You mean a slice off the old ham.
01:10:41I predict a knockout in the first round, or maybe sooner.
01:10:44With the crown remaining in the brow of Joe Palooka.
01:10:46Look who trained him.
01:10:47Good old Pete Palooka.
01:10:49And look who engineered the job.
01:10:51Now he lost.
01:10:52I want an orderly.
01:10:53Did you get that photographer?
01:10:54Right.
01:10:55Now I ask you, gentlemen.
01:10:56Can he lose?
01:10:57How are you, champ?
01:10:58Hello.
01:10:59All right.
01:11:00Ain't he in the picture?
01:11:01Step right up, champ.
01:11:02Best man of manhood.
01:11:06160 on the dot.
01:11:07Will you step back one more time so I can get a shot of you?
01:11:09Sure.
01:11:10Come on.
01:11:11I'll be there in a minute.
01:11:12Get up here.
01:11:15Hello, sucker.
01:11:18You're five pounds overweight.
01:11:20What are you talking about?
01:11:23Get your foot off there.
01:11:25Trying to collect a forfeit, though, hey?
01:11:27Force of habit.
01:11:28For a minute I thought I was standing at Dinty's bar.
01:11:32OK, McSwatt.
01:11:33Boys, will you stand back here for a group shot?
01:11:35Group shot.
01:11:36It's in the contract.
01:11:37Hiya, champ.
01:11:38Just line up by the desk, boys.
01:11:39What's the matter, Yokely?
01:11:40You scared?
01:11:41Yeah.
01:11:42I'm afraid I'll send you to the hospital.
01:11:44Better save the dough you make on this fight, because after tonight you'll be through.
01:11:47My day?
01:11:48We did our fighting in the ring.
01:11:49I wish it was your day so I could fight the both of you.
01:11:51Just idle chatter.
01:11:52Why, you look.
01:11:53I could spot you 20 years and beat you right now.
01:11:55Lay down, Santa Claus.
01:11:56You're a husband.
01:11:57Knock me out, that monkey.
01:11:58There ain't no time or place for this thing.
01:12:00Save him for me, Dad.
01:12:01Yeah?
01:12:02After tonight, that two-timing game of yours won't recognize you.
01:12:04Why, you dirty no-good.
01:12:05Ready?
01:12:07Thanks.
01:12:08Rats.
01:12:09Don't find me.
01:12:10I'll send you to the hospital.
01:12:11Yeah.
01:12:12Don't come to the hospital.
01:12:13We'll send you to the hospital.
01:12:14How are you, champ?
01:12:15Hi, boys.
01:12:16Hi, boys.
01:12:17How are you?
01:12:18How are you?
01:12:19Hi, champ.
01:12:20You're great.
01:12:21See you later, champ.
01:12:22OK, Nobby.
01:12:23Any mail?
01:12:24Good afternoon, Mr. Walton.
01:12:25Good afternoon.
01:12:26Here comes Blacky Wolf.
01:12:27What a chiseler.
01:12:28How I'd love to cross him.
01:12:29Why, he's as square as an egg.
01:12:31Hello, Blacky.
01:12:32I was just boosting.
01:12:33Hello, Nobby.
01:12:34You betting on the fights?
01:12:35That's just what I want to see you about.
01:12:37There's a lot of that McSwat money going around.
01:12:39You know me, Nobby.
01:12:40I don't bet unless it's a sure thing.
01:12:43Are you positive Palooka will win?
01:12:45Sure.
01:12:46It's a cinch.
01:12:47The old man has been training him.
01:12:48He's in the pink.
01:12:50In fact, it's in the bag.
01:12:52That's all I want to know.
01:12:54You know, they'll lay an eight to five on the champ.
01:12:56You can even lay two to one.
01:12:58And it won't be gambling.
01:12:59It'll be highway robbery.
01:13:01I'm betting 10 Gs on him myself.
01:13:0310,000.
01:13:04Well, I'm going down to see Coakley,
01:13:06and I'm going to give him 20 grand to bet for me
01:13:08a two to one on Palooka.
01:13:10And if you hear of anybody that wants to bet on McSwat,
01:13:13send him around, and I'll cut you in.
01:13:15OK, Blacky.
01:13:17See you later.
01:13:18Come on, Slug.
01:13:24Hey, did you bet $10,000 on Palooka?
01:13:27Certainly not.
01:13:28I'm going to bet 10,000 on Palooka.
01:13:30What?
01:13:31I'm going to bet on McSwat.
01:13:32McSwat?
01:13:33I want you to go down to see Coakley
01:13:35and bet our end of the place on Palooka.
01:13:39To lose?
01:13:41Why, that Blacky Wolf would rub you out for a nickel.
01:13:44You'd better not cross him.
01:13:45For 20 Gs, I'd cross the ocean in a paper bag.
01:13:48Get going and place that bet.
01:13:50I hope you know what you're doing.
01:13:52Obey orders.
01:13:55Do I know what I'm doing?
01:14:01There's Joe.
01:14:03Yeah, and there's his father.
01:14:05Oh, I'd love to meet him.
01:14:07He's not the kind of a man you meet every day.
01:14:09What do you mean?
01:14:10Well, I'm his wife.
01:14:11I've only met him once in 20 years.
01:14:16How are you, Nina?
01:14:17Hello, baby.
01:14:18Now, listen.
01:14:19Why, he's a saint.
01:14:20He's got a glass chin.
01:14:21Wait a minute.
01:14:22He's got a glass chin.
01:14:23He's got a glass chin.
01:14:24He's got a glass chin.
01:14:25He's got a glass chin.
01:14:26He's got a glass chin.
01:14:27He's got a glass chin.
01:14:28He's got a glass chin.
01:14:29He's got a glass chin.
01:14:30Wait a minute.
01:14:31I want to give you a kiss for good luck.
01:14:33And?
01:14:34Want some soda pop?
01:14:39Break it up.
01:14:40Break it up.
01:14:41Go on up that chair.
01:14:42Oh, mind your own business.
01:14:43That is my business.
01:14:44Is that so?
01:14:51Ladies and gentlemen.
01:14:54I've never been to Pride Fight before.
01:14:57It's exciting, isn't it?
01:14:58Don't you hope he wins?
01:14:59No.
01:15:00I just hope he doesn't get hurt.
01:15:02Introducing the challenger, Al McSwatt.
01:15:13And in this corner, the middleweight champion of the world, Joe Palooka.
01:15:28Get ready.
01:15:29One, two, three.
01:15:32Fight.
01:15:47I need to go in front so yours will give me a lot of confidence, Dan.
01:15:50Remember, son, they ain't never touched the canvas.
01:15:52And they ain't going to now.
01:15:53Don't throw that car screw until I give you the office.
01:15:55Okay, Dan.
01:15:58Fight.
01:16:11Come on, Joe.
01:16:12Finish him in the first round so we can go home early.
01:16:16Joe, give him the one-two.
01:16:18Into a bouncer.
01:16:20Hey, don't forget who you're betting on.
01:16:24I'm going to delineate.
01:16:26If Palooka loses, I win plenty.
01:16:29But I'll never live to collect it.
01:16:35Joe, you're going to win.
01:16:37You're going to win.
01:16:38You're going to win.
01:16:39You're going to win.
01:16:40You're going to win.
01:16:41You're going to win.
01:16:42You're going to win.
01:16:43You're going to win.
01:16:44You're going to win.
01:16:52Hey, has been.
01:16:54I still wish I had you both in here.
01:17:14That brown was just by a mile, Joey.
01:17:16I could do better, Dad, if he'd keep that left out of my face.
01:17:20You certainly surprised me.
01:17:21You sure learned a lot from your dad.
01:17:23Joe!
01:17:24Do what I tell you, eh?
01:17:25Why don't you evaporate?
01:17:27Oh, pipe down.
01:17:28Keep him off with your left and force him to your right.
01:17:31That sucker couldn't hit.
01:17:32Are you all right now, Mac?
01:17:35That sucker couldn't hit.
01:17:36Are you all right now, Mac?
01:18:04Walk around him, Joe.
01:18:05Keep punching.
01:18:06Keep punching.
01:18:12Hello.
01:18:13Hello.
01:18:14Hello.
01:18:15Hello.
01:18:17I tell you, Blackie, Copley wouldn't lie to me.
01:18:25Yeah.
01:18:26Take it easy.
01:18:27Hey, listen to me.
01:18:29Now they can force him.
01:18:31I just heard that you bet all your end of the purse on McSwatt.
01:18:34What are you trying to do?
01:18:36Cross me?
01:18:37Don't talk like that.
01:18:38You make me feel kind of stagnated.
01:18:40If I double cross you, could I ever look you in the face again?
01:18:44No.
01:18:45Just as I thought.
01:18:46Come on, Joe.
01:18:47Joe, Joe.
01:18:48Keep going.
01:18:49Joe.
01:18:50There's a guy after my own heart.
01:18:51Yeah, with a big knife.
01:18:53Oh, you speak accurate.
01:18:54Walk around, Joe.
01:18:55Walk around.
01:18:57Oh, this is terrible.
01:18:59I can't stand any more of this.
01:19:01Let's get out of here.
01:19:10What a punishment.
01:19:12I'm not coming from hunger.
01:19:13Come on, Joe.
01:19:14What do you say?
01:19:15Joe.
01:19:16Joe.
01:19:17Well, give it up.
01:19:18Come on, Joe.
01:19:19Joe.
01:19:20Joe.
01:19:21Joe.
01:19:22Joe.
01:19:23Joe.
01:19:24Joe.
01:19:25Joe.
01:19:26Joe.
01:19:27Joe.
01:19:28Stop!
01:19:29Joe.
01:19:30Joe.
01:19:31Joe.
01:19:32Joe.
01:19:33Joe.
01:19:34Joe.
01:19:35Joe.
01:19:36Joe.
01:19:37Joe.
01:19:38Joe.
01:19:39Joe.
01:19:40Joe.
01:19:41Joe.
01:19:42Joe.
01:19:43Joe.
01:19:44Joe.
01:19:45Joe.
01:19:46One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
01:19:48Come on, son.
01:19:49Come on, son.
01:19:50You're doing great.
01:19:51Don't you believe him, kid?
01:19:52A bell saved you.
01:19:53If I see you taking any more punishment,
01:19:55I'm going to throw in the towel.
01:19:56Don't you do it, Dad.
01:19:57I'm all right.
01:19:58I can beat him.
01:19:59Keep in close and get to his stomach, you hear?
01:20:01All right, then, son.
01:20:02Go out and get him.
01:20:03Come on, go get him now.
01:20:04Come on.
01:20:05Come on.
01:20:06Come on.
01:20:07Come on.
01:20:08Come on.
01:20:09Come on.
01:20:10Come on.
01:20:11Come on.
01:20:12Come on.
01:20:13Come on.
01:20:14Come on.
01:20:15Come on.
01:20:16Come on.
01:20:17Come on, go get him now, kid.
01:20:26What do you suppose happened?
01:20:28Well, how should I know?
01:20:30Well, aren't you nervous?
01:20:32No, I always take my exercise this way.
01:20:40Oh, come on, Maxwell.
01:20:42Kill him.
01:20:43Finish him, so we all can go home.
01:20:48Chief, you'd better throw the towel in.
01:20:50He hasn't got a chance.
01:20:51You'll be doing him a favor.
01:20:52I can't.
01:20:53I promised Joey I wouldn't.
01:21:01If you don't throw it in, I will.
01:21:03Oh, you don't.
01:21:04You ain't going to throw anything in there.
01:21:06Why, you took the words out of my mouth.
01:21:08All right, go ahead.
01:21:09Throw it in there.
01:21:18Read the money again.
01:21:19So Malook is a champ right?
01:21:21He's a real champ.
01:21:22So you took that punk everything you knew, eh?
01:21:24Everything but this.
01:21:26Yeah, who do you think you're hitting?
01:21:28Look out there.
01:21:30Hey, what's the big idea, what's the big idea?
01:21:32Come here.
01:21:33How do you feel?
01:21:38It's all right over here.
01:21:40Maxwell had a hitter in his ass.
01:21:43Four.
01:21:45Hey, you get out of the way.
01:21:47Four of your times are perfect.
01:21:48It come to me in a twice.
01:21:50Then you hit him so hard he bounced.
01:21:51I couldn't have done it better myself.
01:21:53I never knew it was so easy.
01:21:55Joe, you won?
01:21:58Huh?
01:22:01You're still champion?
01:22:03No, Mom.
01:22:04I lost.
01:22:09Congratulations, son.
01:22:11Nobby was right.
01:22:13I'm just a bust.
01:22:14Snap out of it.
01:22:15You put up a great battle.
01:22:16You've got nothing to be ashamed of.
01:22:18But your mother's right.
01:22:19Fighting's a tough racket.
01:22:20You're better off out of it.
01:22:21It took you 30 years to find it out.
01:22:23Are you hurt, Joe?
01:22:25No, Mom.
01:22:26Not much.
01:22:28Joe, this is the happiest moment of my life.
01:22:45Well, ma'am, you ought to be happy.
01:22:48You got your boy back, and it looks
01:22:49like smooth sailing ahead.
01:22:51So I guess I'll shove off.
01:22:53She's waiting for me.
01:22:54What?
01:22:55Another blonde?
01:22:56No, Marianne, my ship.
01:22:59Oh.
01:23:01You must love the ocean.
01:23:03Well, not exactly.
01:23:05I'm always looking for something to better myself.
01:23:08You got a proposition to offer?
01:23:10Gee, but you look nice, Sam.
01:23:13You look twice as good as you ever did,
01:23:15and I can only see you with one eye.
01:23:17Oh, I'm awfully sorry, Joey.
01:23:22Perhaps your sweetheart will bathe it for you.
01:23:25I wish she would.
01:23:28Why don't you ask her?
01:23:31Well, will you?
01:23:35Oh.
01:23:36Oh, Joey.
01:23:39Where is he?
01:23:40Where's Joe?
01:23:40Joe?
01:23:41Joe?
01:23:44Mom wants me.
01:23:47I got a happy message for you.
01:23:49Well, where's Navi?
01:23:50Read that.
01:23:50It'll explain everything.
01:23:55Dear ex-champ, I am on my way to a hideout.
01:23:59How humiliating.
01:24:02I just got through triple-crossing a double-crosser.
01:24:05I hope you won't get sore at me, but I realized you couldn't beat McSwatt,
01:24:09so I bet your end of the poise on him.
01:24:13I'm enclosing the winnings.
01:24:15Take it.
01:24:15It's all yours.
01:24:16Your loving ex-manager, Navi.
01:24:20P.S.
01:24:21Please excuse writing as I'm writing while running.
01:24:24Please excuse writing as I'm writing while running.
01:24:45Joe.
01:24:47Well, Navi, you old fag.
01:24:49Hi.
01:24:50Hiya, Smokey.
01:24:51Hey, Mom, Dad, and look who's here.
01:24:54Gee, I'm glad you're doing fine.
01:24:56Oh, I'm doing fair.
01:24:57What are you doing, Navi?
01:24:58Why, I'm McSwatt's manager.
01:25:00No.
01:25:00Yeah.
01:25:02How are you, man?
01:25:03Navi, how are you?
01:25:05How are you, honey?
01:25:07I want you to meet the wife.
01:25:08What?
01:25:09Come, dear.
01:25:11Be careful.
01:25:11Hello, Nina.
01:25:13Hello, everybody.
01:25:16Hiya, Nina.
01:25:17Take a peek.
01:25:19What is it?
01:25:21Come on, Junior.
01:25:22Say something to Daddy.
01:25:27I'll say something to Daddy.
01:25:30Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.