Shane Warne's Villa - Shane Warne

(To the tune of Amarillo)

Show me the way to Shane Warne's Villa
He's got his diet pills under his pilla
A dodgy bookie from Manila
Nursey's on her mobile phone

Repeat x3

La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Fat Git!
La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Take a bung
La-la lar la-la la-la lar,
Warney where's your mobile phone?

(Courtesy of Gary Taylor)