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Barmy Army
  • 6 years ago
(To the tune of You Are My Sunshine)

You've got Chris Martin
He's not in Coldplay
He's not had Gwyneth
He cannot sing
He's got no albums
Or record contracts
But he's just as booooooooooooring
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