Man Bites Dog. Man Is From Florida, Of Course

Police were called to an apartment complex in High Springs, Florida, after a woman complained Donald Watts had been using meth.
Newser reports Watts was found lying in a nearby creek, covered in mud and entirely nude.
The 38-year-old resisted arrest and tried to strike the officers. Multiple tasings failed to subdue him.
Police dog Casper was deployed to nab him. Watts then "got on his hands and knees and began to growl like a dog.