We cannot officially endorse anything that Chicago rapper Valee told us when he came to The FADER offices last month. This magazine's official stance is that you should obey parking laws, rather than, say, befriend an attendant, bribe a tow truck driver, or deflate your tire just enough to slide a boot off your car. Think of Valee's top 5 tips on finessing parking in Chicago more as an art piece — even if he does say he got away with leaving his car running for three or four hours outside a Wiz Khalifa and Curren$y show at the House of Blues.
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