The Huffington Post reports an Alabama man with a squirrelon meth has been arrested. He wasn't arrested for animal cruelty, however. The man is named Mickey Paulk and is 35-years-old. but not because of the squirrel." He was arrested Thursday on drug and firearm charges. He allegedly fled on a stolen motorcycle from police when they approached him. He had been seized for drug paraphernalia, meth, and ammunition from his apartment earlier in June.