you dont want any of this

you know what? i don’t want no hangover. i can't get no hangover...
-it doesn’t give you a hangover!
will i get addicted to it or something?
-it's not habit forming!
i don’t know...i don’t want to overdose on it
-you can’t OD on it!
it's not going to make me want to have sex, is it?
-it makes sex even better!
sounds kinda expensive...
-it's the cheapest drug there is!

is this a reality and a bad thing or is it a reality and a good thing?