DIEHARD DESIGNS EXCLUSIVE: THE ROTTED PUMPKIN SPLITTER
- 6 years ago
On October 30th, psychiatric patients were being transferred to a maximum security facility...when the bus mysteriously crashed. Upon arrival, authorities found that the guards were dead and most of the passengers were now lingering about; some injured, some unscathed...a couple muttering to themselves, two fighting like children over a dead police officer's baton, a few others were wandering off into the nearby woods, and one was basically in awe by the sight of butterflies. However, one of the most dangerous of the escapees was no where to be found. His name is Toby Klein but he was known to his victims by his in-ring alias: "MISTER INSANITY."
On October 31st, Nichol's Hardware Store was broken into. When asked if there were any connection between the break-in & the missing patient, Sheriff Bracket said "Somebody broke into the hardware store...probably kids. All they took was some Halloween candy, lighter fluid, & an axe...who do you think it was?" Uh...*Cough* Mr. Insanity Toby Klein *Cough*...who knows, Sheriff.
Now that Halloween has passed, you'd think you'd be safe but he doesn't care what holiday it is. If you have a rotted pumpkin...he's going to find it...and he's going to split it open! He might even splatter your moldy Jack O' Lantern while he's at it!
Help warn others about Mr. Insanity Toby Klein with this sick collaboration between our Featured Artist, Sei Ozawa, and our Co-Owner/Art Director, Diehard Dustin Lee.
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On October 31st, Nichol's Hardware Store was broken into. When asked if there were any connection between the break-in & the missing patient, Sheriff Bracket said "Somebody broke into the hardware store...probably kids. All they took was some Halloween candy, lighter fluid, & an axe...who do you think it was?" Uh...*Cough* Mr. Insanity Toby Klein *Cough*...who knows, Sheriff.
Now that Halloween has passed, you'd think you'd be safe but he doesn't care what holiday it is. If you have a rotted pumpkin...he's going to find it...and he's going to split it open! He might even splatter your moldy Jack O' Lantern while he's at it!
Help warn others about Mr. Insanity Toby Klein with this sick collaboration between our Featured Artist, Sei Ozawa, and our Co-Owner/Art Director, Diehard Dustin Lee.
Available EXCLUSIVELY at Diehard Designs!
Each piece is Made Fresh to Order!
Click Here to Order Yours Today: https://www.dieharddesigns.com/apparel/mr-insanity-toby-klein-the-rotted-pumpkin-splitter-apparel.html