Botchamania 357: Ricky & Morton

Music...
Orient Express & Midnight Run by Josh Mancell (Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy)
Stage 5-1 by Chris Hülsbeck (Mega Turrican)

Thanks To...
Muscle Cat Saxon Huxley for the fabulous intro
The Good People Of Squared Circle for letting me know even Southern Americans had no clue what Sarah Logan was saying
Rovert for Zack Ryder's bald cream
albergc98 for the NJPW Double Neckbreaker
BohsJohnny for watching IWA-MS try-out shows
Allan_Cheapshot and that GIF of ADR that went everywhere
Jason Hauth for the MCW botch with Okada and some dead guy
DeanRasslin for Axl Rotten vs. Joey Maggs
HeavyMetalAlan for Bestia 666 vs. crappy table
Kelvin Stevenson for Tenzan forgetting how to tag wrestle
Ian Hamilton for Attack Pro!
Noah Vasseur for Avalon vs. Panda from Bar Wrestling 3
Jorge CRR for bad lucha dive
Filip Šedivý for the Cody Hall botch (that he loved so much he sent a tweet which he then deleted)
TheRealElbow for watching Impact for me
Pete Molski for translating the DDT press conference
chowder908 for the Kevin & Sami ending
themasething for the Canadian ending
DerekLedZep for the Simpsons Diva Revolution ending

Notes...
To quote Jim Cornette, ''I don't know what they got for putting a live mic in front of Sarah Logan but I hope it was at least 5-10 years.'' Thanks for increasing the life-span of this series Sarah.

The IWA-MS tryout kid going splat (a lot of that happening in IWA-MS recently) was OK. Nothing a hotdog couldn't fix.

I debated on including Booker T's Simoleon comments, it's close enough to sound like something nerdy to be acceptable on here where good wrestling is ruined with geek stuff but not that bad in the overall scheme of Booker T things.

The Impact triple-incorrect-name wrong isn't fake as some have asked.

Hey a perfectly acceptable BACK AND TO THE LEFT. It's been a while. Love that Impact is pre-recorded and they still left that in.

DDT are mostly silly so the press conference is hardly being ruined, but it made me laugh and I have friends who can translate Japanese so eh.

I've no idea who what Drake & Josh is, hopefully you do.

List Of Companies And Where To Find Them...
Neo Knights can be found at
https://uncleyuu.deviantart.com

For all your Saxon Huxley related needs click here
Facebook.com/MuscleCatSaxonHuxley

WWE Network is still there and you can watch NXT War Games and stuff
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork

The Crash have a Twitter
https://twitter.com/TheCrashLuchas

NJPW World has a big-ass archive of shows with plenty of new Chris Jericho uploads
http://njpwworld.com

Attack Pro, the craziest company to emerge from Cardiff can be found here
http://attackprowrestling.bigcartel.com/

Pro Wrestling NOAH don't have any English speaking site so here's their wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro_Wrestling_Noah

Okada in wrestling cane be found here in MCW
http://melbournecitywrestling.com.au/

BAR WRESTLING can be found on the HighSpots Network and it's better than it sounds
https://www.highspotswrestlingnetwork.com/

Impact Wrestling still has a website and it's not on Geocities
http://impactwrestling.com/

IWA-MS and SSPs on concrete can be found on the always-reliable SMV
http://smartmarkvideo.com/
https://smvod.com

wXw has a gut (German for good) on Demand service
http://wxwnow.de/

DDT don't have much in the way of English but here's a fine fan-account to follow
https://twitter.com/DramaticDDT

OTT Wrestling have Angel Cruz and Session Moth so are fine by me
https://www.ottwrestling.com/

And here's your Botchamania social media links
https://www.facebook.com/botchamania
https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg