The WORST Playstation Game Ever Made: Hellboy Asylum Seeker Review
- 7 years ago
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My jaw is on the floor at how abysmal this game is in every possible aspect. A survival horror game where you play as a super human demi-God.Why!? This game has probably the worst fighting physics I have ever experienced. The awful hit detection, the brain dead strategy, and the f that your hell arm does about as much damage as your girlfriend punching you in the shoulder after a dirty joke makes this an awful, glitch-filled gaming experience trumped by few others. Its almost like.I cant express in words how bad this 2004 game is.I want to make up a new word. This game is fuckulous.\r
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It takes real effort to be worse than both Blade and The Fifth Element for the PS1. This game deserves an award for that.\r
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Developed by Hoplite Research\r
Published by Dreamcatcher Interive\r
2004.TWO THOUSAND FOUR\r
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Why listen to me over bigger monkeys like IGN, Gamespot, Gamespy, Giant Bomb, Destructoid, or GameTrailers? Well, I dont just review games from the eyes of a technical, professional King Kong. I also review games from the perspective of an ual Mighty Joe Young.
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My jaw is on the floor at how abysmal this game is in every possible aspect. A survival horror game where you play as a super human demi-God.Why!? This game has probably the worst fighting physics I have ever experienced. The awful hit detection, the brain dead strategy, and the f that your hell arm does about as much damage as your girlfriend punching you in the shoulder after a dirty joke makes this an awful, glitch-filled gaming experience trumped by few others. Its almost like.I cant express in words how bad this 2004 game is.I want to make up a new word. This game is fuckulous.\r
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It takes real effort to be worse than both Blade and The Fifth Element for the PS1. This game deserves an award for that.\r
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Developed by Hoplite Research\r
Published by Dreamcatcher Interive\r
2004.TWO THOUSAND FOUR\r
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Why listen to me over bigger monkeys like IGN, Gamespot, Gamespy, Giant Bomb, Destructoid, or GameTrailers? Well, I dont just review games from the eyes of a technical, professional King Kong. I also review games from the perspective of an ual Mighty Joe Young.