00:00Oh
00:16This time we play pong
00:30Oh, are you okay?
00:39Oh
01:00Ah
01:05Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry
01:20Yeah
01:30Oh
01:52Okay, go no, I can't i'm trying to drive okay stop it let's go away
01:56Okay, he says feed me. Oh do it again. Look at that long tongue. I know that's holy
02:05He's got a long tongue
02:16Stop so we can feed him
02:26Just spit on him
02:54Oh
02:56Hey, hey
03:19Two more two more
03:26Yeah
03:35Two one go
03:56So
04:12Like a rubber band
04:26You're an idiot jake, where'd you go? What the fuck?
04:33Oh
04:55Even clothes
04:57Is
05:03One two three
05:28Ha ha ha
05:34About one time
05:38Crazy that's crazy. You got let's get
05:57What
06:14Some things can get a little unhappy if you don't feed them like right out
06:27Hmm
06:57You
07:28Where are you going?
07:44Hey
07:57Oh
08:04You all right
08:09Oh my god
08:28You
08:40Oh my god, jesus
08:52Oh good god
08:55That's gonna fall that's gonna fall
08:57Yep
09:18What
09:27So
09:57So
10:27So
10:43What
10:57Me
11:19Yeah
11:24It's not easy
11:28Come on, we'll go up the stairs
11:31Come on
11:57So
12:27So
12:57So
13:23Is
13:28Oh
13:32I go to a lot of concerts and I have some hot tips
13:38I'm patrick and i'm a master of concerts
13:43If you invite too many people to join your squad
13:45Someone's gonna bring their idiot friend and nobody wants to hang out with him
13:52Yes
13:57Dress like as big of a hoe as you think is appropriate
14:11Be careful with the pregame because you don't want to be too drunk
14:22Consider taking the bus
14:27Why
14:30Why not take the train
14:34A concert is not a judgmental space just be yourself
14:43Who cares if you look stupid everybody looks stupid if you focus too much on them just don't pay attention
14:58Oh
15:01The best way to make friends at a concert is to just hit the guy next to you and be like hey man
15:05What's your name?
15:13Bathrooms are crazy at the end of the night. The lines will be so long. They'll be so gross
15:17Oh
15:26Stay away from creepy strangers at a concert. They might give you poison miss drugs or do other things that are bad and creepy
15:37Getting punched in the face and getting undeservedly might ruin your night
15:47After you see a really good concert you feel great
15:58It's like a new kind of taxi, well, I don't even like going to concerts that much but there's a concert for everyone
16:08It's just such a fun place to be
16:17Oh
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