00:00He won't! He won't! He won't!
00:09Yuppie!
00:11Tomatoes and peppers and olive oil and... Jesus!
00:33They really shrunk down.
00:39Oh, f**k!
00:42Wow! Be careful cooking!
00:49Mama!
00:52What the f**k?
00:54What the f**k wrong with you b**ch?
00:56You keep on doing it f**king harder than f**k!
01:00Alright.
01:02Oh!
01:08That is murder!
01:10Alright.
01:12F**king hell!
01:14Oh, that's so funny!
01:16They're both crying!
01:36This Mother's Day, how about Mom make you breakfast in bed?
01:42I'm ready.
02:01Oh my God! F**king hell!
02:24Mom!
02:26Mom!
02:28Mom!
02:30Mom!
02:31F**k you!
02:39I don't need someone else's help!
02:44I'll help you, let me get in there.
02:45Alright, hurry up.
02:52I'm not telling you!
02:54I just got this brilliant idea to make sparkling wine using a sorcery machine.
03:00It's going to explode.
03:02It's okay.
03:05Yeah, yeah, okay, that's good.
03:14Somebody pull up here!
03:17Oh my God, Jesus!
03:33Oh my God, it's beautiful!
03:37Oh my God, look at him!
03:49Do you have baking soda?
03:50No.
03:51Whoa!
03:53Holy s**t!
03:54Holy s**t!
03:55There's a fire.
04:06Yeah, let's take a look.
04:07What do you think we've got, Austin?
04:09Hopefully not a baby crocodile.
04:12Oh!
04:13What?
04:14What?
04:15It's an orange!
04:18It's like a Russian doll!
04:20Okay, let's, oh my God, is that safe to eat?
04:24No, it's going to ruin my life, I have no idea.
04:27What's inside?
04:28It's an orange!
04:29An egg, inside an egg.
04:30There we go.
04:32Massage chair.
04:37So I hear the kids in the pantry and I'm thinking, hmm, what could they be up to?
04:43I open the door and this is what I see.
04:48My baby girl and my baby boy with the flour and the sugar pots down.
04:53They obviously wanted to make something today.
04:56Yes.
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