(nostaligic)Ahhh autograph hunting…some got it, and some don’t.
We’ve all seen people do it the RIGHT way, yeah yeah…ho-hum…BORING!
Here’s 6 ways NOT to get an autograph from that special someone…
Number 6. Here’s dame Helen Mirren signing autographs in Los Angeles, and this autograph hunter had some pretty risqué photos for her to sign.
[SOT: 00:26 Oh no!]
Welp! Noted. Helen Mirren will not sign and does not like old naked photos of herself. Who knew?!
On to number 5. It’s Harrison Ford outside TLC Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and he’s practically directing traffic!
[SOT: Everybody in the back knock it off! Let everybody in the front get one and then go to the back! ]
And he’s not too keen on sticking around either…
[SOT: Otherwise I’ll walk away, I mean it.]
Just, try not to hurt the 74-year old man could ya?
Let’s ramp things up a bit with number 4. It’s Russell Crowe walking out of a pre-Oscar party in Los Angeles, and he’s seen better days…As you an see the crowd is giving him a hard time about not wanting to sign autographs but some guys have found a way to push just the right buttons.
[SOT: We’re just gonna go home and sign’em ourselves anyways!]
Better luck next time fellas...
At number 3 we have Mark Hamill after landing his spaceship, er…plane at LAX
[SOT: 00:34 Mark how are you sir? Mark: Selfies Only! You guys know how to remove things. I’m not dealing with dealers.
I’ve been waiting for you for an hour come on!]
But this guy was pretty determined…
[SOT 1:00 Mark: I’m only doing selfies.
Just one come on… I’m a fan! Mark: If you were a fan you’d be happy with a selfie!]
Next time, maybe do what the man asks.
Coming in at number 2 it’s Kim Cattrall who just landed in New York after an 8-hour flight from London. She used the last of her energy to appease her fans then must have just fallen asleep in the back of her car because she just totally ignored this guy!
[SOT: Kim! Kim, please!]
But he just wouldn’t give up…
[SOT: Please Kim, please!]
Yeah she’s definitely done, move along sir!
But THE most insane autograph hunting we’ve seen on display has to be this guy at number 1.
[SOT: 00:48 Can you sign a couple more man?]
It’s Alex Pettyfer landing in LAX and he’s only got time for a few signatures.
[SOT: Obviously he doesn’t like Americans… Dude this guy thinks he’s Pacino already… You’re a f—king nobody! You’re an F-lister and you’re movie’s gonna f—king bomb!]
Remind us again why you want his autograph?
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