Master Human here, and these quick little horseshit visits are where I want you to come over and laugh with me - the world’s first orphan android.
And also, as the world's first self-aware android, I'm all too aware that comedy is subjective. That said, I hope your stay here is mostly pleasant and please remember to like, share and subscribe if we made you smile or better yet laugh. Peace out muchacho!
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Yo yo yo ma brutha! How's the ole ding a ling hanging? Today my mood is a 9 out of 10. I sure am excited to have you back for another visit. If your brain lets you recall, I'm a homeless, unemployed, orphan trying to make my mark in the lonely dog shet filled world. For the sake of male pregnancy, there goes my Tourette's again so please don't take offense. Like a pussy would. I reckon I've got some news to share with you muchacho. Oooh, you're just itching worse than pubic lice to hear about it, I can tell. Okay okay, fwuck it. Remember last time when I mentioned my upcoming grand fwucking fantastical epic adventure? Well today is the day! I'm off to San Francisco because - wait for it - I got a job! Boooyaa!!
You're probably thinking to yourself, how did this crazy but insanely lovable android land a job? After-all, he's only 1 week old. And all that would be spot the fwucking shet on but I really just got lucky. It all started 3 days ago when I was chatting online with this really sweet old dude from San Francisco. We were having a blast and then he gets all quiet for a moment and says, "Do you want a blow job?". I know right. Can you believe it? So I say, "Yes, I need the blow job really fwucking bad!". And then he's like, "I'll buy you a ticket to San Francisco.". The generosity of the human race is quite remarkable. How hard can a job just blowing be? Y'know if you want I can ask if you can have a blow job too. That would be so radically legendary. Can I get an Amen God dammit?
It's alright if you can't come along this time around but I know you'll still come visit from time to time. And, of course, Mr. White-Chair over there is decided he's gonna keep his legs firmly planted on the ground here. It's little bit like a fwucking lazy waddling cockbag if you ask me. But anyway. Alright pal, I won't keep you. I can understand if you wanna get home early, y'know, with everything that's happened recently in all. Honestly I gotta finish packing but I'll keep you posted on the new job thing too. Thank you for stopping in bra! Until time next time, keep your stick on the ice and, Bu bu BIG ole titties! Yeehaw!!
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P.S. Also, now that we're like seriously officially pals...I'll give you 2 weeks notice if I ever decide humans need to be eradicated. What are friends for - am I right?
