Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain was kinda lame - Beers for Jeers

So I just finished the big conclusion to the Metal Gear series, and it was a massive letdown. I detail why in a whiny hour-long rant where I very nearly put Sharon to sleep (in my defense, it was like two in the morning). If that sort of thing interests you, then pull up a seat, grab some popcorn and listen to me piss and moan about a game I actually sort of like.