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In this episode we look back at Sub Lieutenant Tipuko's visit, when storming the castle wasn't the only thing that she had her heart set on...
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00:00Can you hear me now?
00:03I SAID CAN YOU HEAR-
00:05I...
00:06I'm Morris McSee, back at the back for another hike through the Shogun bike which we all like.
00:11Sigh.
00:12If that hasn't got you in the mood for another installment of the best bits from this show of games that we call a game show,
00:18then rewind and replay this intro all over again.
00:22Better the second time around?
00:24Good!
00:25Because coming up today...
00:27We'll be squeezing into the cracks in Avalanche.
00:34Giving the slip in the Honeycomb Mage.
00:40Having a bad come down in Mushroom Trip.
00:46And grasping for slippery spheres in Mudball.
00:49Once is never enough.
00:51This is the best of Takeshi's Castle, Thailand.
00:57Nooo!
00:59Nooo!
01:04Free is usually the magic number.
01:06But today General Shakrit is introducing a new assistant to the ranks.
01:09Sub-Lieutenant Tipico.
01:11My egging Tipico!
01:13Told ya!
01:14She's more than a little keen to impress our General because...
01:17Well...
01:18She's more than a little keen...
01:19On...
01:20Our General.
01:21Oh...
01:22I know someone who's not going to be happy about that.
01:26Told ya!
01:28Usually it's Princess Winsen who needs rescuing from Shogun Takeshi.
01:31But today...
01:32I think someone else is going to need rescuing.
01:34Oblivious!
01:35Shakrit is off on his eternal mission to save his wife.
01:37By leading an army of frenetic fighters through the hilarious hazards that lie ahead on the way to Takeshi Towers.
01:42So...
01:43Let's get rolling!
01:44And right on top of today's heap of highlights is the return of Avalanche!
01:49Now...
01:51What have we got going on here?
01:54I think you'll find that's illegal.
01:57Oh no!
02:00She's liberating up to have a go!
02:02That eager to impress, huh?
02:04Uh-oh...
02:05Someone's hoping she'll fall flat on her backside.
02:09Yikes!
02:12I don't want her coming into the castle after me!
02:14Come on!
02:17Shakrit Rameet blissfully unaware.
02:21Here are the small stones.
02:22No point squealing!
02:23You've come this far now!
02:25Go!
02:29Oh, you like that, do you?
02:30The princess doesn't.
02:31Let's have a big boulder!
02:34Yeah, let's see you dodge that!
02:37Oh, she did!
02:38That is actually quite impressive.
02:41There's a bit of a landing thing there.
02:44You remember when he had the big tar rolling towards him in the snow?
02:47Yeah, alright.
02:48Oh, she's done it again!
02:50The princess is not happy!
02:53Oh!
02:54That was expertly dodged.
02:56The guard's getting a bit jumpy.
02:57Come on!
02:58Here we go.
02:59Looking a bit stressed there.
03:01Thumping the guard out of the way.
03:02One last push to the top.
03:04Oh, she's gonna make it this time!
03:05Oh, I wasn't sure.
03:06Hiding it that side, Shakrit seems happy enough.
03:07But what do you think?
03:08Do you think the princess is?
03:09Yes!
03:10Yes!
03:11I win!
03:12That is an angry missus.
03:13That is a not-so-confident contestant.
03:16That is a not-so-confident contestant.
03:17I think he's safe enough.
03:18What do you think the princess is?
03:26Yes
03:28I win
03:29That is a not-so-confident contestant
03:42I think he's safe enough
03:48Very quickly dodged, I like that
03:50How many more have we got?
03:58Oh, here's my buddy
03:59Oh, take him off of the air
04:01Rolling down like a rail
04:02Just brushed
04:05That was crazy
04:07Take a whack there
04:09Black coins
04:11I survived that, yes
04:16Oh, take that
04:18All the way back down to the start
04:21Oh, damn it
04:22I give Noel Entmans his shirt back
04:23I'm taking this at some speed
04:28I thought he was going to attack the boulder head on there
04:31But no
04:31It's like a sensible pill in the end
04:33There's a number
04:36Oh, pebble
04:37No, that's a pebble
04:38That was really small
04:39Two extremes there
04:41Do the hustle
04:43Out of my
04:44What do you call that?
04:46Con?
04:47Oh, that's a crush
04:48No
04:48You're free
04:49Get out of there
04:51One more push and you're free
04:52Yes
04:53That was a very speedy run
04:55Oh, very casual there from Chakrit
05:01Glasses on the head
05:03Come on
05:06They're coming at this contestant from all angles
05:10Oh
05:10They've all hit onto the tactic now, you see
05:14Try and squeeze
05:15In
05:16By keeping close to that wall
05:18Oh
05:19Completely mashed
05:22Oh
05:24And again
05:25Woohoo
05:28I felt that
05:29We have a sobering lesson for you for the ridiculous replay
05:33Never try to act nonchalantly on Tekechi's castle
05:36You only get what you deserve
05:38Thankfully we won't have to suffer him or his gaudy shirt in the honeycomb maze
05:43Why, here's a curious thing
05:47There's a dwarf somewhere in the maze today
05:50Our contestants have got to find him
05:52There he is
05:53Oh, without the spitting, circling thing, obviously
05:56Now they've got to pick him up and carry him to the exit
05:58What bizarre party tricks they've got
06:02Rolled up their sleeves here in Thailand
06:04There he is
06:06There he goes
06:08And back to the start
06:10What?
06:11Sorry
06:12What was that?
06:15It wasn't Teke
06:16You weren't supposed to run in, touch him, then run away again
06:18Or break the guard's nose
06:23Go on, get off of it
06:24Hello
06:25There's your cargo
06:27And there's your defeat
06:29Bye-bye
06:32Might seem to understand the rules of the game
06:37So let's see
06:38If he understands a dunking
06:40Oh yes, he does
06:40He's away
06:41Second wind
06:43Oh, kind of his furred
06:45But
06:45Oh, forget it
06:47Forget it
06:48You can't go through
06:49You're disclosified
06:50Done
06:50Go home
06:51Bye-bye
06:51Like I said
06:53Didn't quite get it
06:54But then again
06:58When you change the rules willy-nilly
06:59All the nights
07:00There could only be confusion
07:02Hello, there's your guest
07:06That's it
07:07Let's get going
07:09Good point walking after him
07:12Even the guards are phoning it in today
07:16Ah
07:16What was that?
07:18Oh, there's that guy behind it
07:20Oh, no, no, no, no
07:21Run
07:22Run, run, run
07:24Yes
07:25Hang on, I'm lost there
07:30There's the exit there
07:32Oh, whoa
07:34What a fool
07:35Yes, he's okay
07:36The guest's okay
07:37Oh, that could have been a backbreaker
07:43I think we'll let him free for that
07:48So spectacular
07:51Can you match that for entertainment value?
07:57Probably that
07:57No, can only find big burny guard
08:03Can't fight
08:04The target to save
08:06They're going right the way I ride it
08:10Hey, peck them off
08:11That's it
08:12Yay
08:13People are riding in circles again
08:23Poor hexagons
08:25Robert
08:25Oh, no, it worked
08:29Eventually
08:31He pushed him up towards open
08:32And he'd make it
08:33For the ridiculous replay
08:36It's this ridiculous guy
08:38Making a ridiculous error
08:39Causing a ridiculous fall
08:40The ridiculous skittles
08:42Is up next
08:43And this bunch of ridiculous contestants
08:44Have struck it lucky
08:45As there's no ace in the pack this time
08:47That's because the undesirable
08:49Number one spot
08:50Has already been reserved
08:51Eight for you
08:59Five for you
09:01Hurry up
09:04Ten
09:05Yay
09:09Next up
09:12Two
09:14Just as bad really, isn't it?
09:17Yes, I said it was reserved
09:20Because number one pen is
09:22Pukko
09:23And this is
09:24Pukko
09:25Now there's dedication to your craft
09:29Or to your love
09:31And then there's just being stupid
09:33Pukko
09:34Huh?
09:35Jau Prom
09:36You're going to do everything, right?
09:37Yes, sir
09:38Dang, dang
09:39Pukko
09:40Good for you
09:42Prom
09:42Ah, bye
09:44Prom
09:46Now what do you think the princess
09:49Will be hoping will happen here?
09:51Pukko
09:53That's heading straight down the middle, isn't it?
09:58Oh, yes
09:59Bye-bye
10:01Oh, we lost a few contestants
10:02That's a pity
10:04That wasn't that entertaining
10:09Let's survey through the carnage
10:12Ah, yeah, forget them
10:13Plebs
10:14Ah, yeah
10:16That was a pity
10:17Oh, no
10:18That looked like it hurt
10:19What's up, you're going to do with the spas?
10:22Pukko
10:23All right, let's clear them up
10:25And get ready for the next round
10:26There's a spas
10:27There's a spas
10:28There's a spas
10:28There's a spas
10:29There's a spas
10:30There's a spas
10:31There's a spas
10:31There's a spas
10:32You see the remaining pins
10:33Let's get ready for the carnage
10:38Nope, wait
10:39He's not ready
10:40It's too late
10:43It's too late, let's go
10:44Bang
10:49Yes, free war
10:54Good iron
10:55Leaving free remaining to go free
10:56Get ready for the third round
10:58Three
10:59I'll help you with the third round
11:00How do you do it?
11:01How do you do it?
11:02Okay, sir
11:03There's anyone in there?
11:05For a ridiculous replay, let's have a look at Tipico getting tipped!
11:09I'm sure getting one of the Rainbow Warrior's big balls in her face isn't going to extinguish her burning passion to impress Chakrit.
11:15We'll find out though in part 2, where we'll also be spiralling out of Mushroom Trip, getting uprooted in sumo rings, and bending over backwards for Mudball.
11:24As the enter key set to the spacebar, I'll return.
11:28We're back, like Bergerac, so let's see what the lovely Tipico is up there-
11:33Oh, okay, okay, sorry, we're a cool Stricted Mushroom Trip.
11:36Okay.
11:43Phew, it's okay to continue.
11:45Anyway, it's off to Grust the Stock, Thai style.
11:52If he can keep his balance.
11:55That is a very large lake.
11:58Is there even a platform there?
12:01Yeah, I'm still new to these parts.
12:04It's new to that lake, I'm sure.
12:16And there's a pratfall to ya, no?
12:19Pl-platforms?
12:20Pl-platfalls?
12:21You know what I mean.
12:24Next!
12:28Ooh, nice.
12:29Can't even keep hold of it at that.
12:32What a disaster.
12:35Exactly, Chakrit.
12:42Unsteady bunch of contestants here.
12:44Ooh, my points eat my words!
12:49Holding on quite well!
12:53Slipping!
12:54Yes!
12:55Oh, the momentum!
12:57Carried him into the weeds!
12:59Yes!
13:00That is a shame!
13:01Where are they reads?
13:02What?
13:04Can I get any terminology right?
13:07Probably not, says you.
13:11Hold on with the rope.
13:14That's not enough.
13:15It's not enough.
13:16Even the life jacket's failing.
13:19The contestants are entering into a contest to see who can have the most amusing injuries.
13:29Oh, but that one popped a knee, I think.
13:35And disappeared into the nice below.
13:38Again, I find myself staring at the scenery instead of seeing if the contestants fake it.
13:57Again, I think that's a good entry into the injury contest.
14:02I was gonna say goodbye, dude, but I was too slow!
14:05Too slow!
14:06Too slow!
14:08From one fool to another, for the ridiculous replay.
14:12If at first you don't succeed, try, try, fail, fail, then give up.
14:18It's probably a bad job.
14:19Anyway, Carl from London told us that he adores Super Rigs with a passion.
14:26Well, do you say so, Carl?
14:27These clips are for you.
14:28Yeah!
14:29Now!
14:30Now!
14:31Stop car!
14:32Ah!
14:33Ah!
14:34Ah!
14:35Ah!
14:36Ah!
14:37Ah!
14:38Ah!
14:39Ah!
14:40Ah!
14:41Ah!
14:42Ah!
14:43Ah!
14:44Ah!
14:45Ah!
14:46Ah!
14:47Ah!
14:48Ah!
14:49Ah!
14:50Ah!
14:51Ah!
14:52Ah!
14:53Ah!
14:54Ah!
14:55Ah!
14:56Ah!
14:57Ah!
14:58Ah!
14:59Ah!
15:00Ah!
15:01Ah!
15:02Ah!
15:03Ah!
15:04Ah!
15:05Ah!
15:06Ah!
15:07Ah!
15:08Ah!
15:09Ah!
15:10Ah!
15:11Ah!
15:12Ah!
15:13Ah!
15:14Ah!
15:15Ah!
15:16oh who he is now a lot of pushing and shoving and calling names as someone else often used to say
15:23oh i cut dead knee oh and i cut dead knee back what a slapping match
15:35yes yes but she was gonna make it there hang on what's going on
15:41burn trying to break up the madness here and that's it typical's gone take that
15:51you slap her oh she didn't like that one well tough you're out
16:02oh boohoo on to the contestants now
16:06and it's a green ah hello it's spod
16:17hope you're not too spicy right these parts oh yeah i still didn't ask you what you thought
16:23of tupico fern oh no gonna have to leave it again we got a fight to get on with
16:29the contestant attacks spod head on but gets rebounded
16:39not going to plan here
16:45getting a bit too close to the edge there oh she just realized it but gets pushed out anyway i think
16:50oh yes yes spot takes a level in badass oh yeah
17:02there's no need for that i have the power
17:08come on come on i have to say it eventually
17:20we are ready
17:28come on let's see what you got
17:29come on let's see what's going on let's see what's going on
17:35a lot of jumping about and threatening to attack
17:39over to another dancing contest army oh it doesn't matter contest dumped
17:47yeah almost snapped an ankle there she's limping
17:50you seems rather surprised to win when i say yeah
18:03what's going on
18:07i'm torturing your ears that's what i'm doing
18:11oh anyway it's mrs sprod
18:13i still haven't asked fern what she thinks
18:32anyway what does she think about mrs spud here given this contestant the runner out
18:36she's standing her ground well
18:47it's stuck here
18:52we're gonna need something decisible
18:54and that was it unlucky there there's my verbal tick again how many more times am i going to say
19:01there that's a drinking game and a half isn't it
19:04let's check out her husband again for the ridiculous replay
19:09who was much more successful in the ring
19:12two swift headbutts and he had this poor girl well and truly man
19:17we got an email from azerida
19:20who said that she was looking for a dirty time and enjoyed the balls the most
19:25that was a bit confusing but we took it to mean that she wanted to see some mud ball perhaps
19:29so here it is
19:31lucky we saw that email seeing as it ended up in our junk mail folder
19:41crazy climb fires the ball
19:45oh but that was rather unlucky wasn't it
19:50seemed like he had it he lost the ball and lost the helmet and lost the plot
19:54up
20:01we're away
20:04pretty high don't they
20:05not very happy is he can't even kick the ball
20:15looking good and yes we then get a perfect demo of how it should be done
20:26all right okay you won you can go now
20:32oh look see who's decided to take part again
20:37last chance to impress typical we're ready
20:42she's off let's go fire it a good way away
20:46he's tiptoeing through the vault that's not going to help
20:49it's miles away and he gets that lovely jacket ruined
20:53gets everybody pointing and laughing at her
20:57not what she wanted
20:58oh well
21:01poor tiptoe co that's the eye there's no need for that
21:06she ain't a bit happy
21:09go away and cry
21:11i know someone who will be happy though
21:13yes wood zen has kept hold of her man and sent tiptoe co packing with more than a flea in her ear
21:18with a lump of mud and a piece of undigested sweet corn i would imagine as well
21:22for the replay it's all well and good keeping your eye on the ball but you've also got to catch it as well
21:27it seems that no one told that guy no good looking back for him now though
21:31it is for us however because it's time for the furious flashback
21:36as my old grandad used to say
21:41once bitten is worth doing the bush
21:45at least that's what i think he said
21:49back on keshi heads
22:08what did that was this one
22:08and it was called a good throw
22:10to the goblin
22:13thank you so much so much for what's your chance for her to go to, talk to her
22:15and you can get to it
22:17back on top of your ear
22:17and there's all sorts of things that are at heart
22:19and there's all sorts of things that are being made to happen
22:23that's what i mean
22:24thank you so much so much so much for your attention
22:26to the video
22:28as well
22:31and there's all sorts of things that are not going to be
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