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00:00You've made the right choice, Keshi-heads.
00:02O-M-G!
00:04In 1986, Japan came up at a TV show so iconic,
00:08we're still feeling its effects more than three decades later.
00:12Takeshi's castle was so formidable,
00:14that across four years, her blessed virginity would only be breached eight times.
00:19But now, her virtue is under threat once more.
00:22That is genuinely rank.
00:25Yes, in 2023, Takeshi is back.
00:28The Takeshi train is on the platform, the engines are stoked,
00:33and that snack trolley is coming down the aisle.
00:35Grab yourself a two-finger Twix, friends.
00:37They're all two-fingered, aren't they?
00:38Because it's time for Takeshi's castle!
00:47General Tani's here, Tom.
00:48Interestingly, General Tani has also dyed his hair jet black like you do, Robert.
00:56Why don't you explain to us how the new series works?
00:59Well, before anyone can get close to Takeshi,
01:02the attackers first have to take on the gauntlet of seven obstacles.
01:06This merry band is here to bring the fight,
01:08dreaming for a chance to taste the buttery knob of victory.
01:11That's an absolutely awful thing to say.
01:16Here they go. They're off.
01:18So the wall crossing, very, very simple.
01:21You have to get over it before time runs out,
01:23but it's more slippery than the toilet floor at a Weatherspoon.
01:26And that's him. He's first.
01:27He can tell his grandkids' grandkids.
01:30That was the first guy over.
01:33Oh, my God.
01:35Is he notting the post?
01:36He is not.
01:36He doesn't care, man.
01:38Oh, look.
01:39Wow.
01:40What a shot.
01:41Why would you do that?
01:42Why have we got that close-up?
01:47Oh, and here we have Shitam.
01:51Yeah, I mean, it looks quite...
01:52Getting quite Shitani there.
01:56This is the person I hope makes it more than anything.
02:00Look, here we go.
02:02It's Mr. Sasuke.
02:03Oh, what a...
02:04What a gentleman.
02:04What a keno.
02:06Notice there's any helping women there, Tom, by the way.
02:08Yeah.
02:08Well, he is very progressive as a human being.
02:11This doesn't sound that progressive, actually.
02:13Oh.
02:15Can't remember at the end.
02:19I'm going to say this now.
02:20I thought that was disgusting.
02:22What?
02:23I thought of him opening his mouth and sort of guzzling the hose down.
02:26It was horrible.
02:29Wow.
02:29No, that is not a forgiving shot.
02:33It's a big look to go for, isn't it?
02:35A pink pair of pants.
02:36He might make it up.
02:37I'm not sure if the pink pants will.
02:38Getting a closing of life time now.
02:40Kasuga getting it right in the face there.
02:42What do you think of the decision to wear such tight shorts for this event?
02:45Well, they're not very tight now.
02:46They're sodden with water, look.
02:47Can I just say Kasuga's shorts, unacceptable?
02:49See, I quite like them.
02:50I think they look better than the half-fish costume.
02:54General Tarly saluting the heroes they're helping.
02:57And they're all going to go down together!
02:58Oh, dear God.
02:59Oh, I'd spend a thousand pounds just to be one of them.
03:02Just to go down as a group.
03:12Nice red T-shirt.
03:14He's ready to rock.
03:15Oh, watch out.
03:16The ninja's above you.
03:17Oh, and this is a...
03:18Oh, no!
03:19You got got.
03:21I've got him already.
03:22And I'm going to paint your face blue.
03:23And also throw you into the water.
03:25By the way, the blue face paint doesn't hurt as much as sometimes you think it might.
03:29You know, when you watch it.
03:30I don't think it looks like it hurts at all.
03:32Sam!
03:34I admire her.
03:35I love her.
03:36I hope she makes it.
03:37Oh, look.
03:38Here we go.
03:39Oh, no, no, no!
03:40He stepped up the pace.
03:41No, no, no!
03:41Oh, go!
03:42Oh, that's a real show.
03:44She was incredible.
03:48Feels a bit unnecessary.
03:50Terry!
03:50Go!
03:52If anything, he's more terrifying than the demons.
03:55Oh.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:57Oh!
03:57Wow.
03:58Wow.
03:59Well, as my wife said to me once, that was about four seconds.
04:03I think Cherry's one of the worst players ever to play this game.
04:06What?
04:06Based on what?
04:07He either smashes stuff up and breaks them, or he's just really useless.
04:11Relax.
04:12He's really going for it now.
04:14Oh, he's great.
04:14He's amazing.
04:15Straight through, straight through, straight through.
04:17No!
04:17Oh!
04:18So close.
04:19He's gone away from making his children proud.
04:22To be fair, the goal hanger at the end there doesn't really help.
04:27He did sort of a dad thing now.
04:30Okay, here we go.
04:32He's in though.
04:33Here he goes.
04:34Here he goes.
04:35Using those little corridors.
04:36He's ducking and diving.
04:37I really like this guy.
04:38I think he's going to make it.
04:39I back him to make it.
04:40Please make it.
04:41Yes!
04:42Wow!
04:42What a moment!
04:44He was very lucky.
04:45It's almost embarrassing for you, isn't it?
04:46He was very lucky.
04:47Right.
04:48She's coming to take on Takeshi's castle.
04:50I've got something phenomenal is brewing.
04:52What?
04:56Oh, no!
04:57She's literally here and she's been caught.
04:59Sorry, sorry.
05:00What the hell?
05:02Uncle Meanie.
05:03Who's got this?
05:04Uncle Meanie's got her.
05:06Oh, no!
05:07You've got Smeagol just waiting at the front door.
05:09The folly of youth personified.
05:12Here he goes.
05:13Here he goes.
05:15Dartsing round.
05:16Oh, my goodness.
05:17And he's done it!
05:18Oh, wow!
05:20Wow!
05:22Haru!
05:23Remember that name.
05:24Tom certainly won't let you on in the episode.
05:35He's got this.
05:37He's got it.
05:38First one.
05:40Second one to Argy.
05:41Oh.
05:42That's what we call in the Takeshi world one hell of a Von King.
05:45Ardell Island has produced some incredible athletes over the years.
05:49Lennox Lewis, Jessica Ennis, David Beckham and now Julian from the UK.
05:57Decided to not use his arms at all for this.
05:59He doesn't need balance.
06:01He doesn't need points.
06:01He's decided to bring his arms into play but too late.
06:03What a shame for the UK contingent on this show.
06:07Oh.
06:09Now here comes Josh.
06:11He calls himself a super fan.
06:13He's a scumbag and I hope he breaks a leg.
06:16Tom.
06:18That is so needless.
06:20He's all over the place.
06:21Super fan.
06:22Wow.
06:24Oh.
06:26Oh.
06:27Pathetic.
06:28Pathetic.
06:29Travel all the way from America.
06:30Such a pathetic attempt.
06:32Chitan.
06:33Absolutely love Chitan.
06:35Oh he's going for it.
06:36Wow.
06:36Look out that one moment.
06:37Oh no.
06:38Straight in the mush.
06:39Actually quite good for Chitan's costume.
06:41That is.
06:42That was an incredible strategy there.
06:44They seem to be dressed as 1980s secretaries for some reason.
06:51Inspired by Takeshi's favourite Freddie Mercury song.
06:54The one where he's doing the cleaning and he's got the moustache.
06:57I want them to break free.
06:57That's the one.
07:04You've got it.
07:05You've got it Cantor.
07:06Go Cantor.
07:07Yes Cantor.
07:08Yes Cantor.
07:09Cantor.
07:10Cantor.
07:10What a moment.
07:12Truly amazing.
07:14You know this boy Cantor.
07:16He could have been born from a virgin birth.
07:19Why are these guys dressed like this?
07:21I don't.
07:22Well it's a new thing that they're trying out in the last episode.
07:26A lot of the old demons have done all of their workable hours for this day.
07:30So we brought in some of the catering staff and friends of Takeshi.
07:35There was rumours that they went out of armour in the costume department and some of it got a bit
07:40rusty but it got wet.
07:41Okay this looks like quite strategic here.
07:43Yeah he's got it.
07:44Really nice work.
07:45This is actually genuinely impressive.
07:47Oh no.
07:48Okay.
07:52Next one.
07:53Let's do it.
07:54You know what?
07:55He's just apologising there and just said he would do better next time.
07:57I think he doesn't just mean it Takeshi's cast.
07:59I think he means it in life.
08:01The ball is taking ages here.
08:04All he has to do now is just know where the ball has come in.
08:06He's asked his friends, his family, tell me where the ball is.
08:09He's being told where to go and he's absolutely casuaded it.
08:14Absolutely.
08:14And then he's jumped in for no reason at all.
08:17You know what?
08:17As a traitor I'd be inclined to say to everyone just leave him in there.
08:20Let him think about what he's done.
08:22One of our favourites, ball cupping.
08:24You're actually a master ball cupper aren't you?
08:31Ideally attempt to catch it before it's already landed would be my advice.
08:34I'm going to have ruined his loincloth then.
08:37He's the leader.
08:39He's got a chance here.
08:41Oh yes.
08:43Beautiful catch.
08:44Great ball cupping.
08:45He cut those balls.
08:46No, that shouldn't have taken it too far.
08:48It's not a mini innuendo at this point.
08:51It's safe.
08:53Here comes our old friend.
08:55It would be lovely to see him get through.
08:57Oh, I would love to see.
08:57It would be a massive moment.
08:58This guy have indicated he's stood in completely the wrong place.
09:01But you know what?
09:02He hasn't fallen in the pond.
09:03I think if I was going to use a word for that, I'll just say pathetic.
09:06Also, someone called him an arsehole, which feels pretty hard.
09:10Great little knock to start.
09:11She's really giving herself enough time to get down there and get that cup in right.
09:15Will she catch the ball in her cup?
09:18She's getting a lot of all her teammates shouting there.
09:20Look.
09:21Oh.
09:21Straight in the sewage.
09:24This is Joshua.
09:26Hoping this is going to be the final nail in a rather lead-bitten old coffin.
09:30Me and him went head to head in the forum that we both are part of.
09:34And he won because he was very slanderous about me and some of my lifestyle choices.
09:43Not even a real doctor, of course.
09:44I don't know why he insists on that.
09:46But he's done it.
09:46No, he hasn't.
09:47Ha-ha.
09:48In your face.
09:49He's got poo in his mouth.
09:50Come on, Mr. Sh...
09:52Oh, gosh.
09:53Mr. Sasuke...
09:55Here at the...
09:56I'm so nervous.
09:57This is like watching a child of mine going into this battle.
10:00Sasuke can do it.
10:01Mr. Sasuke, here he goes.
10:02Please.
10:03Please fail.
10:04You can do it.
10:05In the nicest possible way.
10:07If there's one thing he's got...
10:08Oh, he's got ages.
10:09Oh, yes.
10:10Oh, yes.
10:11This is unbelievable.
10:12What a moment for anyone who doubted him.
10:15In your face, Robert Reganathan.
10:22Here he goes.
10:23Here he gets on.
10:24Ride the bounce of the mushroom, friend, and let the G-force do its work.
10:27Ride the bounce of the mushroom.
10:29Up there with one of the worst things Tom Davis has ever said out loud.
10:31Oh.
10:32So close.
10:33You've got to land right in the centre, Ron.
10:35You really have to land in the centre.
10:37Yeah, I...
10:37Yes.
10:38I mean, that's incredibly obvious, Tom.
10:40Land in the centre.
10:42Land in the centre.
10:42I think it makes you dizzy, probably, right?
10:44Yeah.
10:45So, yeah, you're going to become incredibly dizzy and disorientated.
10:48Two of the worst things that can happen when you're on a mushroom.
10:50So you just keep spinning off on my observations, Peter?
10:53Yeah.
10:53Yeah, very nice.
10:58Oh, wow.
11:00Hopefully we won't have to check for broken bones after this one.
11:02Oh, Ron, you are silly as a sausage.
11:05No offence.
11:10She's got this.
11:11She can do it.
11:12I believe in you.
11:13Oh.
11:14Oh, what a shame.
11:15Wow.
11:16Oh.
11:17I'd say what a shame.
11:18I'm not really emotionally invested.
11:21Do you know this is four times harder in the dark?
11:24I would say it makes absolutely no difference.
11:27You would be wrong.
11:28Parkour it.
11:29Parkour it, mate.
11:30Oh.
11:31Mmm.
11:35Here he goes.
11:4016 years old.
11:42Oh.
11:43Lands with a blow.
11:44He's got to have done it.
11:46That's beautiful.
11:47Incredible technique.
11:48Incredible landing.
11:49Almost surprised himself at succeeding there.
11:52Wow.
11:52I'm praying he does this.
11:54Well, let's have a look at how that pans out, shall we?
11:56Mate, his upper delts are serious.
11:58He's got this.
11:59He's got this.
11:59He's got this.
12:00Slowly now.
12:00Drop, drop, drop.
12:02Oh, no.
12:03Oh.
12:03Oh.
12:04He's got to get a fight in spirit war for the best landing ever.
12:07Oh, shut up, Tom.
12:10You got it?
12:12Come on down.
12:14You got it?
12:15You got it?
12:16You got it?
12:17You got it?
12:17You got it?
12:18You got it?
12:19How has she not found a partner?
12:21I don't know.
12:22I can't.
12:22I just can't work it out, genuinely.
12:25I think we should all just try and be a little bit more like Maya in our day-to-day
12:28lives.
12:30Here she goes.
12:32Oh.
12:33Oh, dear.
12:34I don't know if the demeaning poing sound was needed, if I'm honest with you.
12:39They didn't do that with any of the golden generation.
12:42He kills me.
12:43Oh.
12:45Wow.
12:46Very much.
12:47Oh, no.
12:48That's a lovely forward roll.
12:49Look at that beautiful.
12:51If your concentration's foggy, you'll end up soggy.
12:54That's another one.
12:55Oh, yes.
12:55Nice.
12:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:58Yeah.
12:59I love the enthusiasm.
13:00That's all we can all do, Romesh, is try and do our best.
13:03And then any young viewer who's watching this, that is what happens.
13:06Sometimes you try your best and you don't succeed.
13:08If you don't mark it with your own stamp, you'll end up damp.
13:16Here we go.
13:17Look, this could be right.
13:18If two of these guys could make it, I think we're through.
13:23Oh!
13:25Oh!
13:26Oh!
13:26Oh!
13:26That is an incredible swan dive there.
13:29That was amazing.
13:29This guy deserves to go through.
13:31I would give him a fighting spirit award if I didn't think the whole thing was a joke.
13:34Oh, my God.
13:36He's going to do it.
13:38I told you to him.
13:40You did.
13:40You popped scorn.
13:44Really good.
13:45Captain Curtain's absolutely buzzing.
13:48This is with from...
13:48Oh!
13:49Oh, wow!
13:50Oh, my goodness.
13:51We have got another contestant in the terrible mascots category.
13:55This is out of nowhere.
13:56I don't know what that is.
13:58Is that a big tooth?
13:59Is that a grey tooth?
14:01Wow!
14:02Can you believe it?
14:02They've made it harder.
14:03No, they've not made it harder, Tom.
14:05These poor young girls.
14:07This is the opposite of what's happened.
14:07It's much, much easier.
14:11Literally, if you walk at the right pace, you'll be absolutely...
14:13I mean, what the hell is this?
14:16Oh!
14:16Oh!
14:17How have you managed to do that?
14:19Oh, she saw the ground one.
14:21Oh, no.
14:22She's really got a cool...
14:23I mean, that is absolutely ridiculous.
14:28Yeah, it's so sad to see.
14:29She showed so much promise.
14:31Literally, if you just walk, you could have done that.
14:33Yeah, she showed so much promise.
14:35No, she didn't.
14:36She showed no promise.
14:41This is so random.
14:47Do you know what this reminds me a little bit of?
14:49The Goonies?
14:50No.
14:50Ibiza.
14:51No.
14:52I also hate Ibiza.
14:58I actually think that she's going to make it.
14:59She's got to make it.
15:00She has to.
15:01I hope Half Fish is watching this.
15:03This is a lesson of actually how to use a water carrying Half Fish.
15:05Oh, she's got to do it.
15:05That's two...
15:06Oh, yes!
15:07No!
15:08I'm going to make it.
15:09I'm going to make it.
15:10Yes, I'm going to make it.
15:11I'm going to make it.
15:12Oh, wow.
15:15I feel like he's not taking this seriously at all.
15:18He really feels like these guys are just here to lark about.
15:20This whole group is dreadful.
15:22One or the other group.
15:24Here we go.
15:24Yes!
15:25Nice jump.
15:27Ankle twist there a little.
15:28There we go.
15:29Now she's going across here.
15:30Love Island.
15:30Got a text.
15:31Trying to put her off.
15:32Flex in.
15:34Oh!
15:35He managed it, looks like.
15:37In a way, Rob.
15:37Do you feel like a part of the girl gang now?
15:39No, I do not, Tom.
15:41Oops.
15:41You see the guy there?
15:42Six packs.
15:42Love Island guy there.
15:44Have some carbs, mate.
15:46Okay, here we go.
15:49Boom!
15:50Oh, no!
15:51In the water.
15:52Beautiful.
15:52You know what?
15:53I find this lot a little too cocksure.
15:55Do you?
15:55I don't think many of them, yeah.
15:56I think they're too cocky.
15:57I didn't think that about their loincloth arm, mate,
15:58because I thought they were very cocksure.
16:00What are you talking about?
16:01It's like a Beano that they're on.
16:02And actually, Takeshi will bite back.
16:05Well, let's see if you're right, Tom.
16:07I don't think that he's got...
16:08Oh, okay.
16:09No.
16:10Oh, no.
16:11This is almost casual.
16:12This guy is so cool.
16:13This guy does not care.
16:15Yeah.
16:15This guy.
16:16Mate, respect.
16:17Yeah!
16:18Okay, I hope he goes straight in.
16:20I don't know.
16:21I hope he smashes it.
16:21He seems so cool.
16:25I like his trousers.
16:30Oh, mate!
16:32Oh, you fuck!
16:34No.
16:34You absolute fuck!
16:36Oh, my goodness.
16:37That's awful behavior.
16:38He has literally straddled that inflatable sausage to the ground.
16:41Oh, he's a vandal, mate.
16:42They're these swimsuit models looking like they care.
16:45They've got some guys from the end of ET to prepare that.
16:49Oh, there she goes.
16:51Look at her!
16:52Having a little flirt.
16:53That is deeply inappropriate.
16:54Had the genus been reversed, that would be completely unacceptable.
16:57It's Maya's way.
16:59She doesn't care.
16:59On she leaps, on she bounds.
17:03And she says that...
17:04Oh!
17:06I'll tell you what, she had a real big handful of sausage on her way down.
17:12Here he goes.
17:13Fourteen years of young.
17:15It's a third of Romesh's age.
17:17He looks nervous.
17:18He looks sensitive.
17:19He looks very nervous.
17:21Oh!
17:22Legs gave away like he was having to talk to a girl there.
17:25Oh!
17:26Lovely leap though.
17:27Leaping and bounding around.
17:29Oh!
17:29Straight on his bum.
17:30But he's up again.
17:32There's a surfboard switch.
17:33Just clamber's on very gingerly there.
17:36Yes, yes.
17:36I could have actually made you feel pathetic for getting a word wrong.
17:39But I didn't do that.
17:40Because I'm not that kind of person.
17:41Well, I don't think you'd notice it.
17:42Go, go, go, go, go!
17:43Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:45Oh, the split!
17:46But he's still on!
17:47He's still on!
17:48Over you go, son!
17:49Over you go!
17:50The double!
17:51Oh, he's taken it out!
17:52The sausage has taken him out.
17:54I often say I can eat one sausage but not two.
17:57I've never heard you say anything like that, son.
18:00Well, it's one of my gags.
18:00If anything, you're normally a full sausage girl, aren't you?
18:03C.
18:04C.
18:05Let's see who's behind door C.
18:06Oh!
18:07This guy.
18:08One of the best tuggers in the game, this fella.
18:11This, yeah.
18:11Be careful.
18:13Be careful of what?
18:14Err on the side of caution when it comes to tugging jokes.
18:16But he is close to being tugged off here.
18:19Please, Takeshi has left his exact instructions not to make this filthy and disgusting.
18:23He was fully and utterly tugged off to completion, then.
18:26That was a hell of a tugging.
18:27And a man who's been tugged off shall lie in the water of defeat.
18:31Well done for dodging those obvious tug traps there, Tom.
18:35Oh, look at these guys.
18:36They've definitely stuffed their pouches there, I'd say.
18:41Oh!
18:43Tugged into the deep, my friend.
18:52Oh, wow.
18:54Geez.
18:55Fun fact about this guy, he's not eating bread since 2014.
19:00Okay.
19:01So he's allowed them to have two of them because he feels sorry.
19:06Yeah.
19:06But I've got a feeling that they're going to feel sorry when he gets tugging.
19:12Oh, look, he's going to drag.
19:14Oh, no.
19:16Oh, he's laughing now.
19:18Do you know what?
19:18I wish carbs upon you, sir.
19:22So this is our female college team.
19:24They're probably my favourite contestants so far.
19:27And this is worrying because they're up against the sumo wrestlers.
19:31I believe these two are called the Wolf and Owl.
19:37Oh, he's now saying they all can go.
19:39There's two versus five.
19:41That's massive.
19:42Here we go.
19:44This is all about friendship.
19:45Who holds firm?
19:47The girls have got them.
19:49They've got them.
19:50He's got them.
19:51What a moment.
19:53Well, you know what?
19:53I'm going to say they deserve that.
19:55Got all cocky and said we'll take all five of them.
19:57And also because his friend completely gave up.
20:01I have seen a lot more men in loincloths than I anticipated when I agreed to talk on this show.
20:08Chitam here facing off against...
20:10This is actually very much the Romesh Ranganathan of Japan.
20:14Oh, Chitam has got this.
20:16Chitam has done it.
20:17They've done it.
20:18They've only gone and...
20:19Oh, no.
20:22How disgusting does that suit smell at this stage?
20:26I would set fire to it.
20:37Here we go.
20:38Here we go.
20:38And what you can see is there's actually now terrifying because his cannonball is being fired at him.
20:42Well, they're not.
20:43They aren't.
20:44The cannonball is just firing out.
20:46There are no cannonball.
20:47This is a flat picture.
20:48I'm trying to climb over this with cannonball.
20:50Here we go.
20:51Oh, this is it.
20:52He's done it.
20:53Amazing.
20:53He's got...
20:54Listen, he's got this.
20:56Okay, this star's quite annoying, isn't it, it turns out.
20:58Yeah, yeah.
20:59This might be where he lives now, actually.
21:01Oh, no.
21:02Oh, he's gone back to the...
21:03Oh, incredible decision to go backwards.
21:06This is Sasuke sitting there being given a chance so his knees can see the next round out.
21:10Oh, he's very dangerous time to hit the triangle but cleared it.
21:13Onto the cross.
21:14Oh, so much bluster.
21:15Oh, look.
21:16We've got...
21:16Oh, Mr. Ishikawa there in the corner.
21:18And...
21:19Oh, onto the star.
21:20I didn't know they'd be watching this.
21:21Let's see the crushing disappointment as he clears this.
21:23This must be exhausting.
21:26Absolute exhausting.
21:26He's got this, though.
21:27He's got this.
21:28He's not letting the star beat him.
21:29Yeah.
21:30He's simply saying...
21:31This looks bad.
21:31This looks bad.
21:33Expended all of his energy.
21:34Oh, look.
21:34It's everyone's favourite turtle hatted hamster team.
21:37That doesn't happen.
21:38My hamster's 35 now and he is still going strong.
21:41Love you, John.
21:41Yeah, John the 11th.
21:42John Clarke.
21:44My hamster.
21:45It's Takeshi fan Josh.
21:47Spit on the floor.
21:47He's disgusting.
21:48Can you...
21:48Tom.
21:49Tom.
21:51Oh, I love you so much, Tom.
21:54Oh, here he comes.
21:56Showing off as usual.
21:58Pathetic.
21:59Just like, you know, I'm here.
22:00I'm Josh.
22:00And I'm loving life.
22:02Unlike Tom Davis.
22:03I've been on Takeshi's castle.
22:05Oh, whoa, whoa.
22:06Erica from Espanol.
22:09Well...
22:17Let's see, do you back Haru to do this?
22:19I back Haru all day long.
22:20Everything attempts, everything he tries to...
22:22This is super quick.
22:23This is incredible work for young Haru.
22:25Go on, Haru.
22:26Go on, Haru.
22:27Go on, Haru.
22:27Oh, no.
22:28Climb, bounce.
22:29Yes!
22:29Oh my God.
22:32That is unbelievable.
22:34Oh.
22:36Big moment for me.
22:37If Mr. Sasuke makes this.
22:40Christ, I don't know what I'll do.
22:41You can barely list all of the challenges that he's failed at up to this point, Mr. Sasuke.
22:46He does this.
22:47Remarkably, he will make it to the final despite failure after failure.
22:51Just now.
22:52Dancing on the green triangle of fate.
22:55Yeah, he's much on the triangle.
22:57Just...
22:57Oh, no.
22:58I think he might be in trouble.
23:00I think...
23:00Oh, no.
23:01Oh, dear.
23:02This is actually a little bit like watching the Titanic sing.
23:04And he is in the water.
23:07And I'm happier than I was on my wedding day.
23:12Okay, he's got a ball.
23:19And a bouncing shall commence.
23:21Oh, we've got a new bouncer in.
23:23I don't know this guy.
23:23This guy is...
23:24He is king bounce.
23:27Going for a crutch under the salami.
23:30There you go.
23:31He's getting an absolute drenching.
23:33Sodden.
23:34Oh!
23:38Suck on that, he shouts.
23:39Yeah.
23:40Horribly uncouth thing to shout there.
23:42Romish, the bridge is about as stable as Britain's economies.
23:45A bit of satire there for our highbrow friends.
23:49All right, Tomish Kumar.
23:53He's really making it wobbly.
23:54He's wobbling up.
23:55I think the bouncing's too much.
23:57Oh!
23:58I don't think there can be enough bouncing.
24:00Well, there is.
24:01There was too.
24:01There is too much.
24:05The golden ball.
24:06If you reach the finish line with this,
24:08you get your hands on 100,000 yen.
24:11Now, I don't know much about exchange rate,
24:13so I'm guessing that's probably 3, 4 million pounds.
24:16Oh, she's now dropped the original ball
24:18and also dropped...
24:21Greed will be the killer of anyone, won't it?
24:25His wife and kids watch on,
24:27unaware that their father is about to be brutally maimed for our entertainment.
24:31Lovely.
24:31Beautiful family.
24:32An absolute credit to them, he is.
24:35It must be awful having your family watch you.
24:38I'm lucky enough that none of my family care about my career,
24:41even though that I'm on telly.
24:44Oh, no.
24:45Oh, no!
24:46He is out.
24:47One of the Sasuke boys is gone.
24:49Oh, look at the arms.
24:51Wow.
24:52I think he was doing that purely for the slow-mo.
24:57Here we go.
24:59This guy, you've got to say, I know you don't like him,
25:01but he's an incredible bouncer.
25:06Actually, weirdly, his other job is being a bouncer.
25:09It's a bouncer at the Wetherspoons in Croydon and Liquid Lounge in Romford on a Friday night.
25:15Oh, wow.
25:18Completely irrational enthusiasm that we love on Takeshi's castle.
25:22Oh, struggling to catch.
25:23That's a terrible start.
25:33That's hard for a hose to the groin area.
25:35I sometimes do that as a precautionary measure.
25:39Oh, she's headed it away.
25:41Footballer skills coming into play there.
25:43Look, is she going to get a chance at the golden ball?
25:46Oh, no.
25:47Strange that she didn't just grab onto the tombstone.
25:50I think she was so focused on just screaming terrifyingly that she couldn't think of another strategy.
25:54Yeah.
25:59Here he goes, past the bratwurst.
26:02Now he comes alongside the cold stone.
26:06He's got some real guts.
26:08He really has.
26:10He really has.
26:11Sort of reminds me of a younger version of me in a way.
26:13He's just not scared.
26:14He's just taken on every challenge.
26:16Over the next one.
26:17Past the salami.
26:18Mate.
26:19He's looking at Mr. Bounce.
26:20And he's saying, keep bouncing, friend.
26:22Because I can deal with any bounce.
26:24He's done it!
26:25Come on, Haru!
26:26Yes!
26:26Oh!
26:27He stares him down.
26:28Oh my god, he's through.
26:29Well done, Haru.
26:31Well, 16 years old.
26:33That boy could go on to accomplish anything he wants out of life.
26:37I actually feel sorry for life, because he's going to take it to the max.
26:46Go!
26:48It's not easy to go.
26:50Go on.
26:51Oh, this is a good...
26:53Oh, mate.
26:54He took her nose down there.
26:55Proper faceplant.
26:56Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
26:59That was a really bad one.
27:00Unusual strategy to just not go for a stone at all.
27:02No, she pulled out just at the last moment.
27:04Go, go, go, go!
27:05Have faith!
27:06Believe in yourself!
27:07Oh!
27:09It's daddy time!
27:10Show them how it's done.
27:11Could you never say it's daddy time ever again?
27:13Look him go!
27:14Look him go!
27:16He's his first daughter.
27:18He's the more eager of the two.
27:20Er, smash.
27:23Proper faceplant.
27:29Here she goes.
27:31Bang!
27:32Exactly the same place as the previous daughter.
27:35Daddy loves neither of you.
27:38OK.
27:40Look at her enjoyment.
27:42Wearing a fake Adidas pair of trousers.
27:44Oh, Harfish actually putting a shifter.
27:46Well, yeah.
27:46Well done, mate.
27:47Do you know what would be beautiful if Maya and Harfish became an item?
27:50Here comes Maya.
27:51Go on, girl.
27:52Here we go.
27:53Yes, go on.
27:53Look at her!
27:54Oh, wow.
27:55Absolutely no concern about crossing that.
27:57If she steps into love the way she steps into those stones, she will have no problem finding
28:00the man of her dreams.
28:02Going for the rapid approach.
28:03Oh, my goodness.
28:04That was insane.
28:05That was like Sonic a Hedgehog whipping through there.
28:07He's literally like he's missed the school bus.
28:11Here he comes.
28:11Here he comes.
28:12Here comes the demon also taking on the course a little bit after you.
28:15I don't know how much more frightening that makes it.
28:17As soon as she heard him coming, mate, she fell in the water.
28:20Well, basically, this person will start the course.
28:23A few seconds later, a demon will chase them and fall into the water.
28:26And fear is struck through their hearts.
28:27Having no absolutely zero impact on the game at all.
28:29There he goes.
28:30Well done, mate.
28:31Really added some jeopardy there.
28:32I will say, I hate picking holes in this show because I absolutely adore it,
28:35but you'd think that the demons were giving a map of the stone so they knew which one was left.
28:39I think they were given a map, but they've just gone random anyway.
28:43Here we go.
28:44Here's the demon.
28:45Let's see how he gets on this time.
28:47Oh, he's actually got a good pace that he's making of this.
28:51He seems like he's got a map.
28:54He's just jumped into the water that time.
29:00Oh, he's gone straight in.
29:02There you go.
29:03But look at how much he smiles.
29:04He's having a little laugh in our fish.
29:05That's a nice moment that we can all savor.
29:08Come on now, you can do this.
29:09You can do this.
29:10Oh, look.
29:11Oh.
29:12Oh, he's so domineering.
29:15He can walk into any Wetherspoons and be the first person to be served.
29:19He can walk into any Wetherspoons and be served first, even if there was a ten foot deep.
29:24Want to give that one a third attempt?
29:25I'm going to go again.
29:26He can walk into any Wetherspoons and be served first.
29:30Oh.
29:32Got one right to the mush.
29:34Spits it out.
29:35Look.
29:36He's such a domineering presence.
29:39He's done it.
29:40He's done it.
29:41And he doesn't look happy about it.
29:42He's completed it.
29:44Oh, yes.
29:45Gosh, you're telling.
29:46My favourite contestant ever.
29:48Golf.
29:49Oh, dear.
29:50Come on!
29:53There we go.
29:54This guy's got something about it.
29:55Oh, no.
29:55He made that jump.
29:56Yes.
29:57This guy actually...
29:58Oh, mate.
30:00Look, look, look.
30:01This is...
30:06He's not going to watch that replay.
30:08If you're still with us, we're just going to now watch some of the funny moments.
30:12Because seriously, I've really enjoyed being a part of this with all of you.
30:15Everyone, really.
30:16It's been an honour serving alongside your Romesh.
30:18Yeah, I'm going, Tom.
30:19What a great series.
30:21Romesh, it's been an honour.
30:23Let's look at some of our old friends.
30:25Say goodbye, Tom.
30:26I hope Maya's met someone.
30:28I truly do.
30:28I really hope you've met someone.
30:30Tom.
30:30I'm just taking...
30:32Tom, I want to...
30:33This is the end of the hangover for me.
30:34I'm soaking them all in.
30:35This will be the last time.
30:37Oh!
30:37It's your tan!
30:43I'm off to troll Stinky Josh on our Discord.
30:45Goodnight.
30:46God bless each and every one of you.
30:48Thanks, friends.
30:51Get ready.
30:51Oh, my God.
30:52All right.
30:52You can see.
30:52Well, let's see.
30:52It's all right.
30:52You can see.
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