00:00video evidence just keyed this out of my car I actually just got painted over
00:13because she sideswiped it
00:30I'll see that right
01:00what are you doing baby we've been together for a minute I'm ready to make
01:05you my wife will you marry me yes
01:30oh my god are you fucking kidding me why am I bad it stinks of fish you said
01:48don't bother you during football with my feelings and shit and bother you and
01:52upset you please please not till after football it's a thing it doesn't give a
01:58fuck about you I don't know why you fucking want to fuck it so bad cuz it
02:01don't sure this fuck don't give a fuck about you you think Peyton Manning's out
02:04there fucking jack it off to you cuz he's not you really don't know fuck
02:08about you Jerry Perry you really don't so I don't know why you want to fucking
02:10change your life and go fly out to California spend your life savings to go
02:13fucking get a glimpse of Peyton Manning's asshole because he ain't fucking
02:17thinking about you Nikki's about to go to work so I'm gonna throw some stink
02:21bombs in her car to kind of start her day off good
02:28oh she just threw up you can't have three girlfriends no why I I could have
02:52two it's like I don't want three does it stress you out having that many
02:57girlfriends oh no how are you gonna decide who to give up it's rough being
03:17five isn't it I wish I was four again hey Haley I had a joke about farts but
03:26it stinks hey Haley I was trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke it's not
03:33working hey Haley you should have come on that
03:37last camping trip with us it was intense hey Haley I used to have a fear of
03:44hurdles but I got over it hey Haley what do you call a cheap circumcision a rip
03:53off all he does is sit on this stupid computer and play this stupid game and
04:02I'm getting sick of it
04:15what the
04:53you
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