00:00Ready and ride this out. We'll let you know
00:05The Center for Disease Control in Washington DC has issued a viral outbreak warning
00:10State and local officials have reported cases of high fever, nausea, death, and even cannibalism. Stay in place until further notice
00:18What the heck?
00:20Did you?
00:22What?
00:24You're driving like a slob to get to the house?
00:27Hold on, hold on. Mom's calling
00:30Hey, did you just get that emergency alert? Yes?
00:32You need to get home right now.
00:34I got notice of the emergency broadcast system.
00:36There's some sort of a weird virus outbreak.
00:38This is not a test.
00:43Okay, okay, I'm pulling the driver right now.
00:45We're not the U.S. Marines.
00:47I can't get it to start going now.
00:49Okay, there's Barry. He's got the jeep.
00:51Don't move.
00:54Don't move.
00:59What?
01:03Cannibals?
01:07Zombies?
01:09Police are coming or something?
01:11Yeah, it's literally all over the news.
01:15Cabin!
01:17A garden home isn't what we want.
01:19We have guns.
01:21Why are you putting garden equipment
01:23in the car?
01:25You're going to need to defend yourself.
01:27I can't be with you the whole time, okay?
01:29Look, this is how you use it.
01:31Safety's right here. Pull this. Try it.
01:33I need you to see you do it, okay?
01:35You've got to hold it up.
01:37Hold the weapon! Hold it up!
01:39Hold it up, okay?
01:41You got it? Okay, I'll be right back.
01:45What is this supposed to do for me?
01:47Give me a knife!
01:49How am I supposed to defend myself?
01:52Listen, we can only take one pet.
01:54Which pet? The cat or the dog?
01:56The cat! You idiot!
01:58No!
02:00He's the worst! He's already dying!
02:02Just leave him!
02:04Get the cat!
02:06Mom said we're leaving the dog.
02:08Okay, that's fine.
02:12Dad said that since he's in Las Vegas
02:14that he's close to Mexico and he wants us to meet him in Mexico.
02:16How good is your Spanish still from high school?
02:19I...
02:21I can say pants.
02:23Millicent,
02:25we can only take Funfetti or Chocolate Cake.
02:27Which one do we take? Funfetti?
02:29You want Funfetti or Chocolate?
02:31Why do we need that?
02:33Millicent, this is important.
02:35This will be what we're living off of. Which one?
02:37Funfetti or Chocolate?
02:39Should we go to Costco first?
02:41No, it's going to be a bloodbath in there.
02:45She's probably right.
02:47Millicent, what about Mexico?
02:49Why do I have to deal with this guy again?
02:51Millicent, you know where we're going to go?
02:53We're going to go back home
02:55and you're going to get in bed
02:57and you're going to sleep for the next couple of hours
02:59because there's no zombie apocalypse.
03:03Oh.
03:17Bye!
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