ninja facts: - Ninjas can divide by zero - ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them - when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down - when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja - what ever ninjas touch turns to gold - Ninjas do not sleep, they wait. - Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry - Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own.. - Ninjas make onions cry - Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club - Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more. - Bullets dodge ninjas - Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them - Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle - Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time - Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines - Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls - Ninjas created the wheel. Twice. - A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry. - Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves. - In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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