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  • 10/23/2015
Failure can happen at any age, so this week we dug into out library to find fail videos featuring our youngest and oldest FailArmy soldiers.

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00:00Don't move!
00:02Don't move!
00:08Oh no, he hurt himself.
00:14Now what do I do first?
00:16Hop!
00:222... 3...
00:26That knocked my ear out!
00:30Hahahahaha!
00:36Hello!
00:38Hello!
00:40Hello!
00:42Hello!
00:44Hello!
00:46Hahaha!
00:48Hahahahaha!
00:56Hahaha!
01:02Whoop, whoop, whoop!
01:04Screaming!
01:06Screaming!
01:08Screaming!
01:18Because geese are angry Do I look through there but I can't see what
01:43I'm checking?
01:44No, you just look through.
01:46You press your thing wherever it is, you face it that way like that Barbara.
01:50Can I see my centre?
01:52No, can't you see Conservatory and everything, the trees?
01:55Yeah, but I can see you.
01:57Oh, you can do a selfie.
01:59It's to the road round, isn't it?
02:01How do I do it?
02:03You just press a button and it takes you.
02:05You can do a selfie like this.
02:06I don't want a selfie, I want that.
02:08Well, turn it all the way round, pointing to that.
02:10No, it don't work like that.
02:12It must do.
02:13But I can't see what I'm checking, that's what I'm saying.
02:34You've got to do a slam dance, I'm going to do a slow-mo.
02:44I've got to go.
03:01He's going to get that other kid!
03:14I am so frickin' pissed.
03:18Why?
03:19I am so frickin' pissed.
03:22I am so frickin' pissed.
03:24I'm so frickin' pissed.
03:25Second one.
03:29Go on, step on it.
03:30Yeah, go, go.
03:41It's not funny.
03:43Oh, fuck me, man, fuck me.
03:51I'm down.
03:52On the floor.
03:54This is where the two sticks.
03:56This is going to go wrong.
03:57This is going to be hilarious.
04:00Ready?
04:01Yep.
04:02Holy shit!
04:13Oh, no.
04:17Oh my gosh, Hayley.
04:42What?
04:50Oh, that's awful, Hayley.
04:52That's like a broken rim.
05:08Hi.
05:13Woo!
05:21Is he okay?
05:23You good?
05:27I guess it would break.
05:30Woo!
05:43Sit down!
05:44I am as soon as I get a pair of glasses I can see out of.
05:47What do you have to say?
05:49Thank you for your delicious candy.
05:52You're welcome.
05:53Would you like to have a piece, sis?
05:55What?
05:56Would you like to have a piece of candy?
06:00I don't want a piece of candy.
06:01All right.
06:02I just don't want any, Arlene.
06:04I just brushed my teeth.
06:06That's too bad.
06:07You can brush them again.
06:10Oh, and I wish you'd quit looking at all those old pictures.
06:15Wouldn't they make you sad?
06:17You hear me?
06:19What?
06:20I don't have my hearing aid on.
06:22What in the hell do you want?
06:24I says quit looking at all those pictures.
06:29I haven't seen them before.
06:31Yeah, but gee, don't they make you sad?
06:34Maybe you'd like to be young like that again, you dummy.
06:38She's so dumb.

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