Anytime you wanna come dance with me Drop the romance stat and get randy Everybody wants to go toe to toe but they to & fro instead of aim and throw Too busy with your mouth to clean the house This ELEPHANT's ready to crush the mouse with his feet on the street, next meet & greet don't leave your seat, keep suckin' meat You're feeling hot so you call the cops But they call the shots and your dick goes flop So walk away, have the grey weather follow you Hip Hooray! Only little boys swallow you What you say is crazy crae You're calling mayday everyday Drop your daks for the frat and bat yo fat Back to back, your future splats
Keanu Reeves he go whoa... whoa Barry White he sing low low low low Michael Patton he go GoGoGoGoGoGoGo All the people standin' 'round with their yoyos
Hit the gas and pass the grass This lit motherfucker is making me laugh I want to cream on the cheese of every disease I want to piddle in a puddle and splash you with pee Get up, get down, I can take another fall Look at what you're missing when you're playing with your balls He said she said "I'm a great dancer" She said he said "Nothing but a prancer"
Wrap it up I'm cracking up I can never understand how you fill your cup Half full, half done, I'm over run and licking all the fingers in my cinnamon bun Bent out of shape from living the dead I'll never be the dummy with the apple on his head What comes undone never seems to matter In the movie with the splatter someone killed the mad hatter Fifteen seconds we're counting down So put a frown on the clown and paint him brown Ten seconds with a lemon I teach a little lesson Can you make me giggle? Flattery tickles Five more seconds and I close the door and I hit the floor, never wait for more No more seconds and I'm done & done It's sure been fun if not just dumb