00:00No!
00:01What was that?
00:02Your tablet.
00:03Smack cam.
00:04What?
00:05Ah!
00:06Slide selfie!
00:07Ah!
00:08Oh!
00:09Oh!
00:10Oh!
00:11Oh!
00:12Oh!
00:13Oh!
00:14Oh!
00:15Oh!
00:16Oh!
00:17Oh!
00:18Oh!
00:19Oh!
00:20Oh!
00:21Oh!
00:22Oh!
00:23Oh!
00:24Oh!
00:25Oh!
00:26Oh!
00:27Oh!
00:28Oh!
00:29Oh!
00:30Oh!
00:31It's putting you up on the market, right?
00:36A little bit safe.
00:49I'm doing it!
00:53I'm doing it!
00:56Kippenooker.
00:57Chicken fucker.
00:58Open it.
00:59You need it.
01:00No, I don't, Jordan.
01:01The problem is, is that I really am not equipped to handle this.
01:16I have a landline phone at home that, you know, nobody knows about them anymore, I guess.
01:23Had it for many years.
01:25There it is.
01:27Oh, one of these that everybody uses that I know nothing about.
01:32Why don't you open it up?
01:35Open it up.
01:37You know, Apple, they really do a good job of...
01:42Now, Nani, I want you to put it in your mouth.
01:44I beg your pardon.
01:46I want you to take a bite out of your phone.
01:51Oh, thank God.
01:56Oh.
01:59Bless your heart.
02:02Oh, it's chocolate.
02:22Oh.
02:25Oh.
02:28Oh.
02:31Oh.
02:34Oh.
02:37Oh.
02:40Oh.
02:43Oh.
02:46Oh.
02:50Oh.
02:55Oh.
02:57That's too funny.
02:59Three in a row.
03:00Here we go.
03:02A phone.
03:03Oh.
03:07Oh.
03:13Oh, my God.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:37My head will blow.
03:40I can't hold on.
04:11Nice.
04:13Take it easy.
04:23Combat is a bitch.
04:26You might get dive-bombed by a bird or two.
04:29You never know.
04:32They're always looking to try to attack at any time.
04:35See these birds up here.
04:37Ow.
04:39See what I'm saying?
04:41Birds are trying to attack at any time.
04:45Come on, just open it.
04:47You're gonna fool me.
04:49No!
04:51No!
04:52Happy birthday!
04:54Scream.
05:12Selfie!
05:14Sorry mate, you're in my shot.
05:18Yeah, cheers.
05:21Oh!
05:32Did you take it yet?
05:34Take the damn picture!
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