00:00Time for the show.
00:02So exit here and make a right on Cabernet.
00:04You're going to go through a loop, then you're going to make another right,
00:06and you'll get to 560 Merlot, the most amazing winery.
00:09Won't I end up right here?
00:11Best winery in the state of Washington, yes!
00:13Oh!
00:15How are you feeling?
00:17Pretty crappy.
00:18I don't know what you're complaining about.
00:19You have the fun job.
00:21I'm a freaking wine salesman.
00:25I'm calling in regards to a case.
00:28I'm calling in regards to your overdue mortgage payment.
00:31Yeah, I was trying to not overdo it.
00:37Have you ever been car diving?
00:39What are you doing?
00:41This is what you think having a good time is?
00:43Oh yeah, don't get killed by truckers.
00:49Charlene, I think you pocket dialed me.
00:53How do you know she's cheating?
00:55I've seen her make it out.
00:59Hi.
01:00Have we met before?
01:02No, I don't think so.
01:03Are you sure?
01:04You're screwing my girlfriend.
01:05Your name is Brad Golub.
01:06You drive a Nissan Altima, and you don't wipe your hands when you sneeze.
01:10Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
01:12Do you like golf?
01:13Here's my number.
01:14You can teach me about wine, and maybe I can teach you a bit about golf.
01:18Come back, follow through.
01:19Do you feel that?
01:20Do you feel that?
01:21Boom.
01:22Do you feel that, right there?
01:23I've been feeling it for a while.
01:24Right there?
01:25Whoa, hey, watch it!
01:30Does Brad know?
01:31I don't think he has any idea.
01:33You know what?
01:34My girl's cooking dinner tonight.
01:35Why don't you come over?
01:36You're like living a soap opera, man.
01:38Riders dream up this stuff, but like you're living it.
01:42Why don't we do something else?
01:43I like driving.
01:44I don't like driving.
01:45Why don't we do something else?
01:46I like drive.
01:47I don't think you don't have drive.
01:49You just think you don't.
01:53Don't you ever just do something just because you wanted to?
01:55Even if it's ridiculous?
01:59I tried having fun at work.
02:00I tried to save my relationship.
02:02I'm tired of trying.
02:05You are just scared to live life, my friend.
02:13Oh, yeah!
02:16What are you going to do?
02:18If I can't have her, he sure as hell can't.
02:24You know what?
02:25Just get out.
02:26The world is like an open window,
02:28and you just won't jump into it because it's a moving car.
02:31That doesn't make any sense!
02:33No, I'm pretty sure that makes sense.
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