Angry dude punches store girl in the face over 41 cents for Swisher Sweets!
- 9 years ago
You do not do that, not for Swisher Sweets or any other kind of sweet cigar! You do not just rock up to the Kwik-E-Mart and punch the girl behind the counter because you blew all your money on chronic and forgot to save 41 cents for blunt wraps. For real dude!
This guy comes into a gas station in Lakewood CA acting normal enough, no big deal, just trying to buy some Swisher Sweets or Phillies or something. You know. Then when the girl tells him its going to be $1.41 he's all like: "Here's $1" and she's all: "Sorry, $1 is less than $1.41 cents, which is the least amount of money I would need to get from you in order to give you this thing so you can go out to the parking lot and get blunted on that pink children's bike you drove here instead of a car." Or something like that, I'm extrapolating here.
Anyway, the guy's like: "This is all I have! Bitch, whatever!" and WHAM right upside the head. Totally uncalled for. Would he try that biz with the guy who sold him the nugs he's trying to put in those blunt wraps? I highly doubt it. That is a fast way to get yourself shot by a drug dealer. But Mr. "I wash with Tide because it keeps my blue shirts blue" over here just thought he'd pick on the softest gas station attendant in the state to try and push around. Why not try that shiz in Oakland, home piece? Oh, you dare not of course, because the girl at the gas station in Oakland will light you up with a sawed-off.
Well, enjoy smoking out of an apple, douchebag, because now you've got no blunt wraps and your fool behavior has been immortalized in animation. Congratulations!
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This guy comes into a gas station in Lakewood CA acting normal enough, no big deal, just trying to buy some Swisher Sweets or Phillies or something. You know. Then when the girl tells him its going to be $1.41 he's all like: "Here's $1" and she's all: "Sorry, $1 is less than $1.41 cents, which is the least amount of money I would need to get from you in order to give you this thing so you can go out to the parking lot and get blunted on that pink children's bike you drove here instead of a car." Or something like that, I'm extrapolating here.
Anyway, the guy's like: "This is all I have! Bitch, whatever!" and WHAM right upside the head. Totally uncalled for. Would he try that biz with the guy who sold him the nugs he's trying to put in those blunt wraps? I highly doubt it. That is a fast way to get yourself shot by a drug dealer. But Mr. "I wash with Tide because it keeps my blue shirts blue" over here just thought he'd pick on the softest gas station attendant in the state to try and push around. Why not try that shiz in Oakland, home piece? Oh, you dare not of course, because the girl at the gas station in Oakland will light you up with a sawed-off.
Well, enjoy smoking out of an apple, douchebag, because now you've got no blunt wraps and your fool behavior has been immortalized in animation. Congratulations!
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