Man sets another man's balls on fire
- 9 years ago
A man in Chicago set another man's balls on fire after catching him in bed with his girlfriend.
An unnamed man came home Monday afternoon to find his girlfriend doing the nasty with another dude. He was understandably upset and in retaliation for the trespass, he beat the man until he was unconscious. Then, in a blaze of fury, he got his Bic cigarette lighter, flipped it to the highest setting, then set the man's testicles aflame.
Eventually, the man came to and walked his crispy ball sack from the scene of the crime on St. Honore street in the Back of the Yards neighborhood of Chicago, to the Lavaderia Rio Grande on 44th Street and Ashland Avenue, which is a laundromat at least 5 blocks away. Someone at some point called the police because they found him there, among the coin-operated washers and dryers, smearing Vaseline on his wounds in an attempt to soothe what was probably a whole lot of burning. He was sent to the hospital for treatment and no one is in custody as a result of the ball arson.
The incident raises many questions, however, the most salient being, how exactly did his nuts burn? Did they sustain a flame, or was it a direct flesh roasting? Also, did he wear pants on what was probably a painful 'Walk of Flame' or did he just make a run for it balls out? And really, why the laundromat? Is that where he usually gets his fluff and fold done and he knew there was an easily-access bathroom here? Or was it just that he couldn't go any further. Also, were all these folks friends? Why is no one in jail for this?
We may never know.
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An unnamed man came home Monday afternoon to find his girlfriend doing the nasty with another dude. He was understandably upset and in retaliation for the trespass, he beat the man until he was unconscious. Then, in a blaze of fury, he got his Bic cigarette lighter, flipped it to the highest setting, then set the man's testicles aflame.
Eventually, the man came to and walked his crispy ball sack from the scene of the crime on St. Honore street in the Back of the Yards neighborhood of Chicago, to the Lavaderia Rio Grande on 44th Street and Ashland Avenue, which is a laundromat at least 5 blocks away. Someone at some point called the police because they found him there, among the coin-operated washers and dryers, smearing Vaseline on his wounds in an attempt to soothe what was probably a whole lot of burning. He was sent to the hospital for treatment and no one is in custody as a result of the ball arson.
The incident raises many questions, however, the most salient being, how exactly did his nuts burn? Did they sustain a flame, or was it a direct flesh roasting? Also, did he wear pants on what was probably a painful 'Walk of Flame' or did he just make a run for it balls out? And really, why the laundromat? Is that where he usually gets his fluff and fold done and he knew there was an easily-access bathroom here? Or was it just that he couldn't go any further. Also, were all these folks friends? Why is no one in jail for this?
We may never know.
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