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  • 5/12/2015
You Should Meet My Son! (2010)
88 min | Comedy, Family | 2010 (USA)

A fish-out-of-water comedy about a conservative Southern mom who discovers that her only son is gay. Determined that he won't go through life alone, she sets out to find him a husband.

Director: Keith Hartman

Writer: Keith Hartman

Stars: Joanne McGee, Carol Goans, Stewart Carrico
Transcript
00:00This is my single son, Brian.
00:07Does your mom do this a lot?
00:11It's, uh, well it's complicated.
00:14So, do you, uh, want to see my tits?
00:17Yes!
00:19I figured that was it.
00:20Did you two have a nice chat?
00:22Oh yes, there's at least one thing we both like.
00:24Oh, that's nice.
00:26I have to get married for sure.
00:30Why are all the cute ones gay?
00:33She thinks hard.
00:35Well, he does dress awful nice.
00:37And all those pictures of Michelangelo's David all over the shower curtain.
00:42Maybe I shouldn't have let him join the Coup Scouts,
00:45cause you know, all those boys alone in the woods, anything can happen.
00:49Here at Gay Be Gone, we can knock the gay clean out of them.
00:52With Christ's love and mercy, of course.
00:55My son is a good person. He deserves to be happy.
00:58I'm sure there are plenty of guys who would be thrilled to marry a man like Brian.
01:02Mae, we don't know any gay men.
01:04Not yet.
01:06Hi, I have a delivery here for Mae Davis.
01:09Where did you meet your boyfriend?
01:11You know, the internet.
01:13And is there a lot of homosexual men at the internet?
01:19Oh my gosh!
01:20I don't think this is a very good idea.
01:23We're not going anywhere until we find someone for Brian.
01:26I don't know how these gay men meet each other if they won't even crack a smile.
01:30Oh my gosh!
01:32What do we have here?
01:35I know Veronica!
01:37If I can face down those daughters of the Confederacy,
01:40I can certainly win over a couple of stuffy homosexuals.
01:43Mom, what are you doing?
01:45I want you to be happy.
01:47Laugh out loud, thrilled to be alive.
01:50Smiling all the time, happy.
01:52And if you think that this world won't give you the things that you want,
01:55love, kids, a family,
01:58then I am going to have to change the world because I will not have it change you.
02:07We're supposed to be finding a boyfriend for Brian, not look at his hiding.
02:12We're supposed to be finding a boyfriend for Brian, not look at his hiding.

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