With Rob Ford once again on the back foot, the race for mayor of Toronto has just grown by a pair of twins! Nikki Benz, the award-winning porn actress, it turns out, is also a proud Torontonian. And she wants it known that she's putting her things in the ring!
The news comes less than a week after the revelation of yet more cracky footage of Toronto's blimp-in-chief Rob Ford. The latest mayoral blooper reel shows Ford getting high with his sister and making misogynist remarks about the competition. When the photos were published in the Toronto Star and the Globe and Mail on May 1, Ford decided to run off to the U.S. for rehab the same day.
Ford's sudden departure from the campaign trail leaves a great big gaping hole in the electoral landscape that Nikki Benz has declared her intention to fill. Her proposals for the city of Toronto include installing commuter-pleasing sex devices on the light-rail system, dumping mayor Ford's bigoted rhetoric in favor of a year-round PRIDE promotion policy and, most importantly, making National Masturbation Day a public holiday in Toronto.
After all, hitting the pipe to Nikki is a lot healthier than hitting the pipe with Rob. If there's one criticism to be made of Nikki Benz's campaign, it's that she seems to be deep in the pocket of Canadian porn label Brazzers, which is apparently her first corporate donor. Or, maybe they're deep in her pocket? Who's to say!
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