Man wraps balls with 9 testicle rings until they almost fall off: Darwin award nominee - Tomonews
- 9 years ago
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In Taichung, a couple decided to spice up their sex life and avoid getting knocked up at the same time. So they wrapped 9 testicle rings around the boyfriend’s nuts.
Unfortunately, after they were done with their sex session they weren’t able to remove the rings. The boyfriend decided he’d try walking it off and wore them for 2 more days before finally breaking down and going to the emergency room at the Kuang Tien Hospital.
Upon arrival emergency staff realized the situation was dire as the man’s balls were dark red in color and hardened like a rock. Doctors were horrified and shocked, so they asked the man why they’d used so many testicle rings. The boyfriend explained he didn’t want to knock up his girlfriend and figured they could cut off the flow of sperm with the rings.
Clearly they’ve never heard of using a condom.
It took doctors 40 minutes to remove the rings and they may have spent a few more minutes explaining the benefits of condom usage. Primarily, that there is no risk to your balls becoming necrotic and falling off due to the lack of blood flow.
Although if his balls had fallen off, his plan not to knock up his girlfriend would have been a major success.
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In Taichung, a couple decided to spice up their sex life and avoid getting knocked up at the same time. So they wrapped 9 testicle rings around the boyfriend’s nuts.
Unfortunately, after they were done with their sex session they weren’t able to remove the rings. The boyfriend decided he’d try walking it off and wore them for 2 more days before finally breaking down and going to the emergency room at the Kuang Tien Hospital.
Upon arrival emergency staff realized the situation was dire as the man’s balls were dark red in color and hardened like a rock. Doctors were horrified and shocked, so they asked the man why they’d used so many testicle rings. The boyfriend explained he didn’t want to knock up his girlfriend and figured they could cut off the flow of sperm with the rings.
Clearly they’ve never heard of using a condom.
It took doctors 40 minutes to remove the rings and they may have spent a few more minutes explaining the benefits of condom usage. Primarily, that there is no risk to your balls becoming necrotic and falling off due to the lack of blood flow.
Although if his balls had fallen off, his plan not to knock up his girlfriend would have been a major success.
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