A horny couple in Wisconsin met at a public library after not seeing each other for a few days, and as we all know, absence makes the heart fonder, or in this case ... the hands fondle.
The impatiently horny duo looked for a place they could do a little "bookworming" and settled on the library's family restroom — a good choice, as family bathrooms are larger and cleaner than a men's room stall.
Some upstanding citizen walked by, however, and saw the man with his bookmark firmly inside the covers of his girlfriend's book. The couple was caught naked from head to toe, but said they had locked the door but it must have malfunctioned.
The whole thing might've ended with "tsk tsk" except that the man, identified as Daniel Goralski, 29, has a rap sheet that includes domestic abuse, bail jumping and having sex with a child of over 16. His girlfriend, 19, got a disorderly conduct citation, but repeat offender Goralski is sitting in a county jail.
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