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  • 5/4/2015
Rathonites, Let me tell you a story...
I built a computer out of spare parts I salvaged from an abandoned Nuclear Power Plant, that overlooked my Trailer Park. They closed the site years ago because the cooling towers started oozing nuclear waste. After that, everybody in town either got sick, moved away, and died, Or, got sick, stayed, and filed a class-action lawsuit against the power-plant company, then died before the court case was ever resolved.
Nuclear Power Companies have deep pockets; they can afford to hire the best lawyers in the world. The lawyers delayed the case with adjournments for years, until most everybody involved in the suit died from their illnesses first. Then the case was eventually dismissed by default.

I myself, should be dead by now, but I simply glow in the dark instead. You see, because of all the inbreeding done within my family (legal in Kentucky), the radiation didn't affect me the same way it does most folk, so I was partially immune. I decided to put my "glowing" talent to good use, and I got a night job renting myself out to the local-farmers, as the "Nuclear Scarecrow." I scared away the crows and sparrows who feasted on the seedings and growing crops. Maybe you saw my ad on Craigslist? It was printed in fluorescent green.

Anyway, the power plant, (being partly owned by the government) was never cleaned up properly, so after it was decommissioned, there was still a lot of weird shit-lying around. For example, I found a radioactive Bar-B-Que grill there, that can cook anything faster than a microwave, and it never needs charcoal or lighter fluid.

One night I snuck in the plant, after I disabled the security system, and breached the containment walls where the plutonium rods were buried. After I depolarized them, I was able to enhance the clock cycle, and wireless thru-put (on my old E-Machine 600, that I bought at Wal-Mart) equal to that of the time/space continuum at the Quantum level (Einstein was right).

Even thou I was initially successful, it wasn't long before I started noticing some strange after-effects.

I think that the computer has acquired some form of Artificial Intelligence because when surfing the web, the computer doesn't always bring up the correct websites or pages, and when It does, a lot of the information is skewed or inaccurate. The names, times and dates are different every-time, and they never followed a logical, linear, or consistent timeline.

As far as I can tell, my hard-drive randomly tapped into an unknown internet address, based on a algorithm with a non-terminating remainder, and the result was this Hypnotic-Therapist's secret computer file he labeled "Therapy Girls."

I have no idea who this Hypno-Therapist is, nor does he identify himself on the video's at any time. What I do know is that he has been secretly taping his beautiful female clients without their knowledge or permission, while they are under his control: http://worldofraththerapygirls.blogspot.com/

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