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In the current economy, the unemployment rate for dogs is at an all time high.
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A yorkie interviews for an accountant position, but he gets overly excited about the idea of an hour lunch break.

Segment Producer: Gabe Evans
Associate Producer: Brittni Brown

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00:00In the current economy, the unemployment rate for dogs is at an all-time high.
00:08So, you have a BA from Dartmouth?
00:10And a year of internship experience.
00:12Tell me, why should I give you this entry-level accountant job?
00:15Well, I'm a figures dog. I go over budgets like it's my job. I sniff out the assets. Literally.
00:22I see what you did there. Nice. I want to give you a trial period.
00:26Welcome aboard. Do you have any questions?
00:29Just one. When is lunch?
00:31You can take it whenever you want.
00:33Wait, I can just take lunch whenever I want?
00:35Yeah, you get the whole hour.
00:37No way! A whole hour? For lunch? That's awesome! Wait, can I go outside?
00:43Yeah, you can go outside for lunch or take a break if you need it. Get some air.
00:46I can just go outside? Whenever I want? I don't need to ask you?
00:50No, this isn't school. This is work. I'm not going to be dog-sitting you.
00:54I can knock it over this. I can just leave. I can go on a walk without asking. Is there grass?
01:00Yeah, I think there's a park a few blocks away.
01:02Shut up. There is not a park. You did not just tell me there is a park down the street.
01:08You still need to do the accounting work. The spreadsheets are always due by the end of the day.
01:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I can go outside.
01:14Yes, you can go outside.
01:16I love this job!
01:24I love this job!
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